I would post pictures of this girl but she has no myspace/facebook pictures right now.
She hates the internet.
This girl is getting the code title of:
Sorta hippy girl with glasses.
Yeah, I like that one.
Can she be turned?
Yeah. She hates computers more than she does the internet. I can understand that. Seriously, Windows is fucking horrible. XP, Vista, everything. Fuck 'em all.
Computers with the software that the college makes us put on our computers for on campus use deserve the hatred anyways. As long as I can preach the joys of Evilbore and the internet, I feel secure in my hatred of computers.
She took me off my guard with disappointment
I got sucked inside of her apartment
Shes got dried-up flowers, flaky skin
A beaded necklace and a bottle of gin
Shes a nightmare hippy girl
With her skinny fingers fondlin my world
Shes a whimsical, tragical beauty
Self-conscious and a little bit moody
Its a new age let-down in my face
Shes so spaced out and there aint no space
Shes got marijuana on the bathroom tile
Im caught in a vortex, shes changin my style
Shes a nightmare hippy girl
With her skinny fingers fondlin my world
Shes a whimsical, tragical beauty
Uptight and a little bit snooty
... oh, oh, oh ...
Shes a magical, sparklin tease
Shes a rainbow chokin the breeze
Yo, shes bustin out onto the scene
With nightmare bogus poetry
Shes a melted avocado on the shelf
Shes the science of herself
Shes spazzing out on a cosmic level
And shes meditating with the devil
Shes cooking salad for breakfast
Shes got tofu the size of texas
Shes a witness to her own glory
Shes a never-ending story
Shes a frolicking depression
Shes a self-inflicted obsession
Shes got a thousand lonely husbands
Shes playin footsie in another dimension
Shes a goddess milking her time for all that its worth
and glasses + a choker ftw. Too bad you can't look up the clothing item "choker" on the internet without finding some violent porn.