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Beardo

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I got somebody else's bank statement in the mail!
« on: September 24, 2008, 01:32:11 PM »
I got my bank statement in the mail today but to my surprise someone else's bank statement was also in it! Of course I looked at it.

This woman has 12 times as much money as me.  :(


Also what should I do?
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FatalT

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Re: I got somebody else's bank statement in the mail!
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2008, 01:34:54 PM »
Steal her money?

I'm not sure. Is there a phone number or anyway you could contact her?
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Kestastrophe

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Re: I got somebody else's bank statement in the mail!
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2008, 01:35:14 PM »
Post her personal information on the Internet
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Re: I got somebody else's bank statement in the mail!
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2008, 01:40:05 PM »
Are you sure?  This is a delicate matter.  PM me a scan of the information and I can help you figure out this puzzle.
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Tauntaun

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Re: I got somebody else's bank statement in the mail!
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2008, 01:49:08 PM »
Marry her?
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Ganhyun

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Re: I got somebody else's bank statement in the mail!
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2008, 01:53:35 PM »
Make her your sugar momma?
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Kestastrophe

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Re: I got somebody else's bank statement in the mail!
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2008, 01:56:24 PM »
Give your mom her bank statement
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Re: I got somebody else's bank statement in the mail!
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2008, 02:38:58 PM »
Fucking exciting. :hyper
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Brehvolution

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Re: I got somebody else's bank statement in the mail!
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2008, 03:12:47 PM »
Wow, she has $12?? ::)
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demi

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Re: I got somebody else's bank statement in the mail!
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2008, 03:23:43 PM »
looks like you found a new girlfriend
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Re: I got somebody else's bank statement in the mail!
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2008, 03:56:53 PM »
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xnikki118x

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Re: I got somebody else's bank statement in the mail!
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2008, 04:01:32 PM »
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Tauntaun

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Re: I got somebody else's bank statement in the mail!
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2008, 04:14:16 PM »
Quote from: xnikki118x on September 24, 2008, 04:01:32 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on September 24, 2008, 01:49:08 PM
Marry her?

I was thinking that, too. :D

Sorry dude, looks like we've decided for you.   :-*
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: I got somebody else's bank statement in the mail!
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2008, 04:46:30 PM »
Given identity theft concerns, make this even trade:

Her giving you ass to mouth for the statement

She might object but point out how identity theft is dangerous and that putting it in her ass is better than her having no money.  She will then understand and will let you do so.
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Bildi

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Re: I got somebody else's bank statement in the mail!
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2008, 08:41:58 PM »
She probably got a copy of your bank statement too. :omg
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Eric P

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Re: I got somebody else's bank statement in the mail!
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2008, 08:43:17 PM »
Quote from: The Experiment on September 24, 2008, 04:46:30 PM
Given identity theft concerns, make this even trade:

Her giving you ass to mouth for the statement

She might object but point out how identity theft is dangerous and that putting it in her ass is better than her having no money.  She will then understand and will let you do so.

point her to our Mary Worth thread for evidence
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