Author Topic: I AM DRUNK. ASK ME QUESTIONS. I HAVE ANWERSMS (Read 1940 times)

Quote from: Viz on September 24, 2008, 10:16:21 PM
why do drunk people make topics

Because its more fun than not makingn nn topics stop being a pussy but thanks for half life 2

tauntaun- 2000d[ir39087r inches

I have no idea what that means, well doesn't really matter.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #7 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:19:30 PM »

my roommate left some bacardi behind when she moved out. should i drink it tonight by myself or save it for a social event?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #8 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:20:40 PM »

Who really likes that red onion goop they put on the dogs at Gray's Papaya?

GilloD · « **Reply #9 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:21:18 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on September 24, 2008, 10:20:40 PM

Who really likes that red onion goop they put on the dogs at Gray's Papaya?

uck if i know. plain dog is best.

save the bacardi, call a girl over

Tauntaun · « **Reply #10 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:23:15 PM »

How long before we have butt babies?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #11 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:23:42 PM »

i have gf, but she's out of the country. what do i do?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #12 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:24:13 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on September 24, 2008, 10:23:42 PM

i have gf, but she's out of the country. what do i do?

You have to ask?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #13 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:24:24 PM »

What's up with John McCain?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #14 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:25:19 PM »

i bet his campaign's really suspended because he's dying

GilloD · « **Reply #15 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:26:57 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on September 24, 2008, 10:23:42 PM

i have gf, but she's out of the country. what do i do?

are you famialr with my GAF meltdown? she doesn't love you, screw around, fuck her when she gets back, but accept that it's obvber. trust me. pm for detaisl

AS FOR JOHN MACCAIN

He is a fuckin distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, he is a loser and a shithead and a liar and a nightmare creature and will lose lsoeolslsls lose

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:29:30 PM »

if me and tauntaun are london bridging your wife, who do you want working her mouth and who do you want on ass duty?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

we'll both dp her vag afterwards, side by side in the trench like true viking warriors, bros in arms, FISTBUMP

[close]

Tauntaun · « **Reply #17 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:31:10 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on September 24, 2008, 10:29:30 PM

if me and tauntaun are london bridging your wife, who do you want working her mouth and who do you want on ass duty?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
we'll both dp her vag afterwards, side by side in the trench like true viking warriors, bros in arms, FISTBUMP
[close]

Positive Touch · « **Reply #18 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:31:36 PM »

god i love drunk gillod

GilloD · « **Reply #19 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:35:24 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on September 24, 2008, 10:29:30 PM

if me and tauntaun are london bridging your wife, who do you want working her mouth and who do you want on ass duty?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
we'll both dp her vag afterwards, side by side in the trench like true viking warriors, bros in arms, FISTBUMP
[close]

tauntaun gets the mouf because thats the best even better tahn the pooty because teh POOTY COMES WITH RESPO NSIBILTIEs. you gotta get that bicth off, bout with the mouf its just sweet as candy

GilloD · « **Reply #20 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:35:40 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on September 24, 2008, 10:31:36 PM

god i love drunk gillod

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:36:02 PM »

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #22 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:40:41 PM »

what did you drink?

Eric P · « **Reply #23 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:43:10 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on September 24, 2008, 10:36:02 PM

world's sexiest commute

GilloD · « **Reply #24 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:43:23 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on September 24, 2008, 10:40:41 PM

what did you drink?

we had so,e visitros from austroia last week and they brought us this unlabeled, clear booze in a fancy pine box. the guy said his uncle make sit. id ont know what it si it isnt labeled but it IS 80 PROOF>

it goes down like water, with a slightly plum-y flavour alost like sliotcoze or whatever, but then it BURNMS like fuck

GilloD · « **Reply #25 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:46:08 PM »

REHRESF RFRESH REFRESH

more questo

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:53:32 PM »

can you post pics of your wife

muckhole · « **Reply #27 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:55:59 PM »

Lover or fighter?

tiesto · « **Reply #28 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:56:13 PM »

Are you having another house party any time soon?

GilloD · « **Reply #29 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:57:10 PM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 24, 2008, 10:53:32 PM

can you post pics of your wife

SORRY FOR THE DELAY I WENT TO BRUSH MY TEETH AND THEN ID ECIDED TO TA A SHOWER

No, I will nit post oictures of my hot hot wife

Lover

I may have another party. We'lld ef have an EB meetup, at leats

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:58:18 PM »

come on, post pics of your wife

GilloD · « **Reply #31 on:** September 24, 2008, 11:00:15 PM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 24, 2008, 10:58:18 PM

come on, post pics of your wife

no way mang. we're facebookf riends, just lookf or u self

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #32 on:** September 24, 2008, 11:00:58 PM »

After about 12 shots of vodka in the last two hours, I can still type; why can't you?

Give me your "ANWERMS"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** September 24, 2008, 11:01:14 PM »

what's your first name again, i forgot

GilloD · « **Reply #34 on:** September 24, 2008, 11:02:05 PM »

Quote from: Night Man on September 24, 2008, 11:00:58 PM

After about 12 shots of vodka in the last two hours, I can still type; why can't you?

Give me your "ANWERMS"

fuck you

also, pd, scott

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** September 24, 2008, 11:02:42 PM »

*looks her up*

nevermind, i don't want pics of your wife

GilloD · « **Reply #36 on:** September 24, 2008, 11:10:22 PM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 24, 2008, 11:02:42 PM

*looks her up*

nevermind, i don't want pics of your wife

thats cold as hell motherfucker

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** September 24, 2008, 11:17:22 PM »

/powerslave high five

GilloD · « **Reply #38 on:** September 24, 2008, 11:18:01 PM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 24, 2008, 11:17:22 PM

/powerslave high five

shit, thread closed broha,m. way to ruin q&a

News:

Author Topic: I AM DRUNK. ASK ME QUESTIONS. I HAVE ANWERSMS (Read 1940 times)