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Best African-American President?

Douglas Dillman (James Earl Jones, "The Man")
1 (2.7%)
President Lindberg (Tiny Lister Jr., "The Fifth Element")
11 (29.7%)
Tom Beck (Morgan Freeman, "Deep Impact")
3 (8.1%)
David Palmer (Dennis Haysbert, "24")
10 (27%)
President Camacho (Terry Crews, "Idiocracy")
12 (32.4%)
Mays Gilliam (Chris Rock, "Head of State")
0 (0%)

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The Fake Shemp

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Best African-American President?
« on: September 25, 2008, 02:55:15 PM »
The knee jerk choice is David Palmer, who not only was the most awesome President in television history, but also married to the cattiest bitch of all-time.  Two things prevent him from beating the real winner - Tom Beck - the fact that he's dead and he did not have to stop a giant fucking coment TWO giant fucking comets!



Look at that!  That's leadership.  He was going to lead us through the post-apocalyptic world.  He didn't get upset or show weakness.  Best fake President ever!
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Re: Best African-American President?
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2008, 02:57:48 PM »
This shouldn't even be close.

 
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Human Snorenado

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Re: Best African-American President?
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2008, 02:58:04 PM »
Oh hell naw.



That's some fucking leadership right there, bitches.
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Re: Best African-American President?
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2008, 02:59:08 PM »
President Camacho didn't do anything but hijack the non-suicidal Wilson brother for his advantage.

No comets?  No sale!
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Re: Best African-American President?
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2008, 02:59:16 PM »
No one compares to Palmer :usacry
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Best African-American President?
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2008, 03:00:59 PM »
Uh, comets.

Let's face it - Palmer was a mediocre President.  Without Jack Bauer, he'd be even deader.
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Re: Best African-American President?
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2008, 03:05:00 PM »
mediocre? he kept a cool head and prevented like three disasters! and in two of those cases his wife was working behind his back trying to fuck shit up
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Re: Best African-American President?
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2008, 03:05:50 PM »
Quote from: Willco on September 25, 2008, 02:59:08 PM
President Camacho didn't do anything but hijack the non-suicidal Wilson brother for his advantage.

No comets?  No sale!

Whatever, dude.  President Camacho wasn't just President- he was a five time Ultimate Smackdown Champion and Porn Star.  Show me any of the other black POTUSes that had such a diverse resume?  You CAN'T.
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Re: Best African-American President?
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2008, 03:07:31 PM »
Of those, I've only seen The Fifth Element and Deep Impact. I'm going with Zeus.
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Re: Best African-American President?
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2008, 03:08:59 PM »
I voted for Fifth Element

that movie has a comet, Willco owned
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Re: Best African-American President?
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2008, 03:09:59 PM »
Where's Warren G. Harding, dammit?
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Re: Best African-American President?
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2008, 03:51:05 PM »
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Re: Best African-American President?
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2008, 04:29:37 PM »
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Re: Best African-American President?
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2008, 01:04:55 PM »
Fifth Element negro cause FE was an awesome movie. :rock
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Re: Best African-American President?
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2008, 01:08:32 PM »
the man is a horrible film

it's like a christopher columbus flick

there was a GREAT book written about the first black president told from the perspective after his trial for treason but i can't recall the name of it.  it's been like a decade since i read it


edit: that was the novel for The Man.  could of swore i was thinking of someone else
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Re: Best African-American President?
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2008, 01:13:07 PM »
Bill Clinton
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Re: Best African-American President?
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2008, 01:25:42 PM »
I need to see Idiocracy.
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Re: Best African-American President?
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2008, 01:54:06 PM »
I hereby call this election for Camacho.
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