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Oblivion

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Wow, Spiderman 3 is awful
« on: September 26, 2008, 06:43:41 PM »
Yeah, LttP AS ALWAYS.

But yes, there's so much wrong with this movie that I don't even know where to begin, so I won't. I admit, I did get the occasional chuckle, such as the scene when Peter parted his hair to symbolize that he's no longer the man you knew.

Also, I never liked ole horseface (Mary Jane) to begin with, but she is absolutely unbearable in this one. Probably cause she had more screen time.

So yeah, atrocious movie.  :-X

Rman

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Re: Wow, Spiderman 3 is awful
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2008, 06:52:01 PM »
I agree.

Bildi

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Re: Wow, Spiderman 3 is awful
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2008, 07:03:47 PM »
Thanks for the heads up, I'll continue to ignore it.  Are we talking Matrix 3 bad?

Joe Molotov

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Re: Wow, Spiderman 3 is awful
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2008, 08:09:06 PM »
I kinda liked it just because of how over the top it was. The parade of villains, the emo Parker, the dance scene, good times. Well, good bad times, at least.
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Greatness Gone

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Re: Wow, Spiderman 3 is awful
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2008, 08:21:16 PM »
I kinda liked it just because of how over the top it was. The parade of villains, the emo Parker, the dance scene, good times. Well, good bad times, at least.

It really was an enjoyable trainwreck. <3 pimp parker. He had that bitch from SM2 feeding him cake.

And you know what's weird? In the comics and the cartoon, Parker was always a hott science nerd. WTF @ casting Maguire.

Robo

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Re: Wow, Spiderman 3 is awful
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2008, 08:24:34 PM »
I kinda liked it just because of how over the top it was. The parade of villains, the emo Parker, the dance scene, good times. Well, good bad times, at least.

That was pretty much my reaction to it.  Up to the very end, where it gets absolutely abysmal, it's a fun little campy superhero romp, fitting of the series.
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bagofeyes

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Re: Wow, Spiderman 3 is awful
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2008, 09:57:37 PM »
I hate tobey mcguire and kirsten dunst (except for her tits). Those movies had the worst fucking casting.

Greatness Gone

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Re: Wow, Spiderman 3 is awful
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2008, 10:13:07 PM »
Maguire
Dunst
Franco

/barf

Cast GOOD never-heard-of-before people, dammit.

bork

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Re: Wow, Spiderman 3 is awful
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2008, 01:08:19 AM »
This should be posted in every Spider-Man 3 thread. 

[youtube=425,350]Gb0CNdQce6E[/youtube]

You can just cut to about 1:00 in if you don't want to see Tobey dancing around.

Just found this too:

[youtube=425,350]0Lb0zNyg2iE[/youtube]

Bale!
« Last Edit: September 27, 2008, 01:14:48 AM by lyte edge »
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Oblivion

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Re: Wow, Spiderman 3 is awful
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2008, 11:54:19 PM »
Didn't it make you want to commit suicide?

Multiple times. :/

Thanks for the heads up, I'll continue to ignore it.  Are we talking Matrix 3 bad?

Sounds about right, yeah.


I don't hate campiness in general, but Spiderman has some of the most horrible casting in movie history. Most of my disdain really probably comes from those two idiots.

cool breeze

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Re: Wow, Spiderman 3 is awful
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2008, 12:01:13 AM »
Just found this too:

[youtube=425,350]0Lb0zNyg2iE[/youtube]

Bale!

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Best ending you could have.

Tucah

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Re: Wow, Spiderman 3 is awful
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2008, 01:12:43 AM »
Mcguire = ugghhh, and now we have to deal with him for another two movies.

But yeah, Spiderman 3 was terrible. The dancing/bitchslap scene is a classic though.

Tundra

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Re: Wow, Spiderman 3 is awful
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2008, 02:30:25 PM »
I had to watch Revenge of the Sith yesterday, and that made me remember how good Spiderman 3 is in comparison.
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Bloodwake

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Re: Wow, Spiderman 3 is awful
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2008, 03:57:06 PM »
Sorry, Revenge of the Sith was much better than fucking Spider-man 3.

Seriously.

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Re: Wow, Spiderman 3 is awful
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2008, 04:04:55 PM »
Sorry, Revenge of the Sith was much better than fucking Spider-man 3.

Seriously.



Imma have to agree here.  SM3 was soooooooooooooooooooooooo bad.  :maf
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