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Costanza

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it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« on: September 28, 2008, 12:27:21 AM »
I've applied at

Best Buy
Circuit City
Sears
Petco
Hollywood Video
Publix
Winn Dixie
Albertsons
Staples
HH Gregg
Books A Million
FYE
Petsmart
Walmart
Sam's Club
Target
and others

over the past month. I've gotten only one interview.

fuck this shit.
« Last Edit: September 28, 2008, 12:55:38 AM by Costanza »

MrAngryFace

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Re: it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2008, 12:30:43 AM »
It took me 3 months to get a job at Staples when I moved to the seattle area, that being said I did 1/4th the work you did, so have faith -- try applying for temp office positions too, they pay better and can be gateways to something better.
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demi

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Re: it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2008, 12:32:53 AM »
Maybe they know you called that girl fat.
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2008, 12:33:34 AM »
Have you done any follow up calls?  You can't expect employers to take your application seriously if you don't put in an effort to tell them that you are interested.

I know what you mean though.  I've had a far easier time finding career jobs than I have retail gigs.  Considering how a lot of them like to hire crank heads and guys who will get hired but will walk out after the first week.  My first retail job, I had to badger the HR employee for two weeks to get an interview.  When I got hired, the other five new hires were some of the stringiest, scrawniest crank heads I ever came across.  I felt insulted that I had to call and call and call to get an interview where as for them, they're pissed that they're in the middle of their 36 hour meth binge by having to work.  All five of them dropped out in less than two weeks.
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Re: it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2008, 12:34:11 AM »
Put some pants on.
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Costanza

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Re: it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2008, 12:42:18 AM »
Have you done any follow up calls?  You can't expect employers to take your application seriously if you don't put in an effort to tell them that you are interested.

I know what you mean though.  I've had a far easier time finding career jobs than I have retail gigs.  Considering how a lot of them like to hire crank heads and guys who will get hired but will walk out after the first week.  My first retail job, I had to badger the HR employee for two weeks to get an interview.  When I got hired, the other five new hires were some of the stringiest, scrawniest crank heads I ever came across.  I felt insulted that I had to call and call and call to get an interview where as for them, they're pissed that they're in the middle of their 36 hour meth binge by having to work.  All five of them dropped out in less than two weeks.
I feel like badgering them about it would just make the manager pissed off and not want to hire me. :\

Anyway, I don't even think they're getting my applications. Almost all of them use this Unicru personality test, and apparently if you don't pass it with the exact answers that they want, it just goes nowhere.

I lie my way through with what I think they want, so I really don't get what I'm doing wrong.

ugh i need money

demi

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Re: it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2008, 12:44:57 AM »
Badger them so they will actually look, lol. You aren't the only one wanting a job, I'd imagine.
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drew

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Re: it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2008, 12:45:27 AM »
You're doing almost all of your applications on the internet, aren't you?

Costanza

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Re: it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2008, 12:45:48 AM »
you're doing almost all of your applications on the internet, aren't you?
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2008, 12:47:09 AM »
Go in person or call on the phone.  Sitting back and hoping the jobs will roll in will get you nowhere.
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Re: it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2008, 12:48:59 AM »
It is difficult to find retail work right now.  Thanks to the economy, many managers are blessed with stacks and stacks of qualified applications for part-time work.  Your best bet is to actually speak to the manager on-duty and make an impression.  It goes a long way.
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drew

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Re: it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2008, 12:51:55 AM »
yeah

didn't even need the whiteboard or anything.  man i am good.

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Re: it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2008, 12:53:47 AM »
It could be worse, at least he isn't looking for a banking job.

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Re: it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2008, 01:21:22 AM »
My store easily gets 4-5 new applications every day.  Which totals out to well over 150 applications a month.  How many people have we hired in the last month?  1.  The most annoying thing are these fucking kids that come in wearing street clothes, mutter something along the lines of "Ya'll hirin'?"  And then ask for an application.  Oh, and then they ask for a pen because even though they knew they were going to go around filling out applications they couldn't be bothered to bring their own pen.  Half of them get thrown in the dumpster immediately because they are in school and can't work anything other than evenings (and refuse to work weekends).

I imagine Willco has some pretty good stories about his least qualified applicants  :D

But anyhow, just figuring the odds (1 new hire for every 150 applications in my line of work), you are not in good shape.  The best thing to do is meet the store manager, dress nicely, make an impression, be articulate and thoughtful.  Turn in your app and find out when a good time would be to call in and check up.  Oh, and don't piss off the peons in the store with annoying requests for water or pens or whatever -- they may not chuck your app into the garbage, but they can easily tank it by writing something nasty about you on a sticky note and attaching it to your app.

Most major companies put online PDFs of applications on their website.  Download these and use a program like FoxIt to type your application.  Not only does that immediately set you apart from the hundreds of applications with pathetic handwritten chicken scratches, but you can use that one single application (or a variation of it) to apply to every single store in your area.  So instead of filling out 10 different applications for 10 different Gamestop stores, you can type out 1 app and give it to all the Gamestops.

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Re: it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2008, 01:36:03 AM »
Costanza - do you live in Florida?

I was talking to my friend today, who wants to try and get a job at the recently opened Play-N-Trade video game store. I told him that I've always wanted to work in a game store, and I am thinking about perhaps submitting a resume and seeing if I could part time on weekends during the busy season, just for shits and giggles. Even though I am extremely overqualified for the position (i.e. a BA in comp sci, an MS in systems engineering, 5 years experience working at NGC) so they probably won't take me.
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Re: it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2008, 01:43:12 AM »
I wouldn't hire you simply because you're a shitbag.
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2008, 01:44:06 AM »
Ouch
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Re: it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2008, 01:46:34 AM »
Also you should probably have a high school diploma or a GED.
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Costanza

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Re: it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2008, 10:05:05 AM »
Costanza - do you live in Florida?

Yeah.

demi

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Re: it shouldn't be THIS fucking hard to find retail work, right?
« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2008, 11:58:57 AM »
That would explain it. The mexicans and cubans are working for pennies while you want DOLLARS.
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