I've been stood up! COMFORT ME NOW

[BlackMage]

Was supposed to go on a date with a girl I like tonight that I was really interested in! She asked ME out on Wednesday to go out tonight but I have now come to the realization (now that it's almost 11pm) that she isn't going to call me.  :'(

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[Madrun Badrun]

 


Go gay with me. 

[Tieno]

Are you black? If you are, that may be it...

[BlackMage]

Go gay with me. 

im tempted man but im saving my asshole virginity for jesus

[Madrun Badrun]

Then maybe we should just say we're gay.  Maybe walk down the street holding hands a few times.  Then girls will see us as off limits and, being the stupid creatures they are, will want us then. 

Then we'll take their assholes and be all "Fuck you Jesus!" and shit. 

[etiolate]

So uh I got 400 dollars in four one hundred dollar bills that was owed me...

And I am war riding in my car out on some random street corner for a wifi signal with my laptop.

I worry about having that much cash on me out on a street corner... so I stuffed it down my underwear.

So yes I am on the street corner with phat bills stuffin my birdcage.






....awhatcha doin tonight?

[tiesto]

That sucks, dude. Don't bother contacting her again. If she calls you back, don't pick up, no matter what the temptation might be.

[BlackMage]

That sucks, dude. Don't bother contacting her again. If she calls you back, don't pick up, no matter what the temptation might be.

I'd like to at least give her the benefit of the doubt. I mean, I've known her for about a year now and we we're friends before this. I also know she at least HAD a crush on me.

[tiesto]

That sucks, dude. Don't bother contacting her again. If she calls you back, don't pick up, no matter what the temptation might be.

I'd like to at least give her the benefit of the doubt. I mean, I've known her for about a year now and we we're friends before this. I also know she at least HAD a crush on me.

Don't pick up the first time, at least. If she calls a second time, pick up but keep it short and to the point, don't even mention getting stood up. You want to throw her for a loop and make the girl wonder "why didn't he pick up that first time!".

[Madrun Badrun]

Or you could dwell on the fact that she stood you up and then call her a bitch before she hangs up.  Either or.   

[MrAngryFace]

So uh I got 400 dollars in four one hundred dollar bills that was owed me...

And I am war riding in my car out on some random street corner for a wifi signal with my laptop.

I worry about having that much cash on me out on a street corner... so I stuffed it down my underwear.

So yes I am on the street corner with phat bills stuffin my birdcage.






....awhatcha doin tonight?

Your avatar is making me sick.

[drozmight]

You should go to her house and make sure she's ok.

It'll be fine.  Go.

[Greatness Gone]

Being stood up sucks. Go to her house, kidnap her and make her take you out.

[CrystalGemini]

So uh I got 400 dollars in four one hundred dollar bills that was owed me...

And I am war riding in my car out on some random street corner for a wifi signal with my laptop.

I worry about having that much cash on me out on a street corner... so I stuffed it down my underwear.

So yes I am on the street corner with phat bills stuffin my birdcage.






....awhatcha doin tonight?

Wow.  Random much?

So uh I got 400 dollars in four one hundred dollar bills that was owed me...

And I am war riding in my car out on some random street corner for a wifi signal with my laptop.

I worry about having that much cash on me out on a street corner... so I stuffed it down my underwear.

So yes I am on the street corner with phat bills stuffin my birdcage.






....awhatcha doin tonight?

Your avatar is making me sick.

IAWTP 

[muckhole]

You obviously didn't show her your pic from the "post your pics" thread. The Pope himself would would show up to hit that. No homo.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Well, maybe just a smidge.

[close]

[Tauntaun]

Seriously dude, ur hawt. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Was supposed to go on a date with a girl I like tonight that I was really interested in! She asked ME out on Wednesday to go out tonight but I have now come to the realization (now that it's almost 11pm) that she isn't going to call me.  :'(

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

:'(  that's cold blooded.

Post her pics please