Author Topic: I'm kind of a sociopath. (Read 1623 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** September 28, 2008, 08:50:11 AM »

I've been trying all night to learn to empathize with other people and I just can't do it.

Mandark · « **Reply #1 on:** September 28, 2008, 08:52:50 AM »

Not buying it! You've totally expressed regret and stuff.

Powerslave · « **Reply #2 on:** September 28, 2008, 08:55:29 AM »

All night huh?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** September 28, 2008, 09:51:06 AM »

Sounds like a real wild night!

Bocsius · « **Reply #4 on:** September 28, 2008, 09:53:24 AM »

Did you implement this IEmpathize interface?

muckhole · « **Reply #5 on:** September 28, 2008, 10:39:35 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on September 28, 2008, 08:50:11 AM

I've been trying all night to learn to empathize with other people and I just can't do it.

Perhaps you just need a big, manly group hug. We'll collectively make you feel something, I'm sure.

Reb · « **Reply #6 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:43:33 AM »

What was the setting?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:46:25 AM »

Quote from: Bocsius on September 28, 2008, 09:53:24 AM

Did you implement this IEmpathize interface?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:53:40 AM »

Quote from: Bocsius on September 28, 2008, 09:53:24 AM

Did you implement this IEmpathize interface?

yeah, but he deleted all his references to it

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:56:57 AM »

You could always pretend. Works for me.

Reb · « **Reply #10 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:58:14 AM »

Quote from: demi on September 28, 2008, 11:56:57 AM

You could always pretend. Works for me.

Wow, really? Tell me more!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's so easy.

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demi · « **Reply #11 on:** September 28, 2008, 12:00:26 PM »

It's easy.

Take for example - Willco's firing. He's all, woe is me, right?

So your initial reaction would be like "BFD. Welcome to life."

But you can't do that cause you would be all asshole like, and that would be cool.

So you have to pretend and churn out some regurgitated response like "Oh man, that sucks, Willco. I hope you will be ok."

But you know that's not true either. But you say it anyway.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** September 28, 2008, 12:02:00 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** September 28, 2008, 12:02:49 PM »

But the truth is that demi is actually saddened by my firing, because he will no longer be able to get quick responses on values or deals from my previous place of business. Because he's selfish!

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** September 28, 2008, 12:04:54 PM »

Oh man, that sucks, Willco. I hope you will be ok.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** September 28, 2008, 12:05:09 PM »

:'(

muckhole · « **Reply #16 on:** September 28, 2008, 12:07:37 PM »

Quote from: demi on September 28, 2008, 12:04:54 PM

Oh man, that sucks, Willco. I hope you will be ok.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** September 28, 2008, 12:09:20 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** September 28, 2008, 12:14:37 PM »

demi, real sociopath talk

drew · « **Reply #19 on:** September 28, 2008, 01:25:13 PM »

i hate that shit too

BlackMage · « **Reply #20 on:** September 28, 2008, 01:29:42 PM »

so, what's the problem?

cubicle47b · « **Reply #21 on:** September 28, 2008, 02:06:46 PM »

Quote from: Bocsius on September 28, 2008, 09:53:24 AM

Did you implement this IEmpathize interface?

Ninja · « **Reply #22 on:** September 28, 2008, 06:31:28 PM »

Demi

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** September 28, 2008, 06:34:51 PM »

Welcome to the club, mr. enumarble. And spot on, demi. There's lot of pre-preparation that goes into this if you want to make it work. Think of it as a sort of semantic mental reprogramming. This is the sign, and this is how you need to react. People are remarkably predictable, so it's not THAT much work. I still think I come off as harsh sometimes if I let my guard down.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** September 28, 2008, 06:37:39 PM »

can we leper this fake sociopath and usher in the return of the original sociopath, G?

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** September 28, 2008, 06:39:54 PM »

I don't think we have enough information to label G as anything but "crazy." Mainly because we have no idea what exactly the truth was. I think maybe he was some sort of schizophrenic, probably induced by eating too much McDonalds.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** September 28, 2008, 06:49:02 PM »

Are you implying McDonalds is a vector of craziness, whiteman?

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** September 28, 2008, 06:51:50 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 28, 2008, 06:49:02 PM

Are you implying McDonalds is a vector of craziness, whiteman?

The twinkie defense worked for Dan White. I'm sure that once G goes on a murderous rampage, his lawyer, Malek's only shot at leniency will be spinning the McDonalds defense.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** September 28, 2008, 07:07:20 PM »

I hear Malek keeps skipping class just to go research Mcdonalds everyday. What a dedicated man.

If G's pants don't fit, you must acquit!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** September 28, 2008, 07:09:31 PM »

remember when G said gangsters shotgunned his dad in the legs and he died in G's arms.

TVC15 · « **Reply #30 on:** September 28, 2008, 07:12:37 PM »

Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on September 28, 2008, 07:09:31 PM

remember when G said gangsters shotgunned his dad in the legs and he died in G's arms.

And then later on when he got busted in that particular lie, he was like "well, he's dead TO ME."

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31 on:** September 28, 2008, 07:14:14 PM »

If I had a father, and he couldn't even stand up to some shotgun carrying gangstas, I would disown him in embarrassment too.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** September 28, 2008, 07:15:08 PM »

I read that and was so shocked by the mere thought that I kinda believed him. But like a few weeks later he was talking about his dad in present tense

as someone who has spent years lying on the internet I must say G was fucking sloppy.

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Author Topic: I'm kind of a sociopath. (Read 1623 times)