People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter

[muckhole]

We had a junior hockey team stay at our cottages all weekend due to a local tournament, and instead of them all coming up and paying their respective bills, a few of them just up and left, assuming that we'd charge their credit cards. This would be fine, if two of the familiy's credit cards didn't get rejected when I ran the numbers through.

But I've got their home addresses, and It's not that far. I'll call them tonight, and give them a chance to make good. Otherwise, I'm road-tripping. Suburbia will never be the same. 

Applicants sign up here with your chosen codename, tactical specialty, and weapons of choice please.

EDIT: Father Mike is already in, because he owns a trenchcoat and fedora.

[Reb]

I'm the wildcard.

[muckhole]

I'm presuming you've got the necessary Southern outfit for the job.

[Reb]

I got yall covered fellars!

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm ready to burn some bitches with some unlit cigarettes. 

[muckhole]

I'm ready to burn some bitches with some unlit cigarettes. 

We'll codename you "Solid Sphincter".

[Madrun Badrun]

Who will be "Liquid Sphincter" then?

[demi]

Your second asshole

[muckhole]

Who will be "Liquid Sphincter" then?

Your second asshole

I was saving that for TVC and his rice-paper thin stomach stomach lining, but alas. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Everyone will be happy to know that I've stopped stuffing my second hole so it should be gone in a week!

[muckhole]

That's good news. I guess in the meantime I should have made you a "Double-0" agent.

[The Fake Shemp]

Since I'm unemployed and in need of work, I will be the muscle.  You can refer to me as The Hebrew Sphincter.

[muckhole]

Since I'm unemployed and in need of work, I will be the muscle.  You can refer to me as The Hebrew Sphincter.

But will you work on Sundays!

[Flannel Boy]

Since I'm unemployed and in need of work, I will be the muscle.  You can refer to me as The Hebrew Sphincter.

For alliteration, I would have went with the Ashkenazi Asshole or the Sephardic Sphincter.

But will you work on Sundays!

I think you mean Saturdays.

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[cool breeze]

At least you didn't get shot in the ass.

[muckhole]

For alliteration, I would have went with the Ashkenazi Asshole or the Sephardic Sphincter.

 

But will you work on Sundays!

I think you mean Saturdays.

I'll bow to your knowledge. My religionisms are far from up to snuff.

[The Fake Shemp]

Sabbath starts on Friday night.  You are both dummies.

[Reb]

I knew that, it was a joke in freaks and geeks.

[Flannel Boy]

Sabbath starts on Friday night.  You are both dummies.

But, kosher Cornhole, it lasts until Saturday night. So that's only a few hours of Friday, but most of Saturday.