Author Topic: EB has some sad folks these days, let's take out our emotions (Read 3331 times)

I doubt it. You'd be tied up on my St. Andrew's Cross by the time you woke up from the chloroform, with blood and semen dribbling down the back of your legs.

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:15:47 AM »

I would flex you.

Flex'd

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:18:35 AM »

Quote from: demi on September 29, 2008, 02:15:47 AM

I would flex you.

Flex'd

You'd be demoralized from the drugging and the raping, plus you'd be restrained. Later on I'd just drug you again and dump you behind the YMCA where the mexicans that sell HGH hang out.

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:24:50 AM »

You should get back to dreaming. It is the closest you will get.

Destroy'd

TVC15 · « **Reply #26 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:26:58 AM »

Quote from: demi on September 29, 2008, 02:24:50 AM

You should get back to dreaming. It is the closest you will get.

Destroy'd

I know

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** September 29, 2008, 10:06:26 AM »

September sucked.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #28 on:** September 29, 2008, 10:31:23 AM »

The month of Tauntaun shall rock your socks and your cocks.

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** September 29, 2008, 12:37:35 PM »

I turn 23 on Oct 29.

$:-\$

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #30 on:** September 29, 2008, 12:42:34 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 29, 2008, 12:37:35 PM

I turn 23 on Oct 29.

$:-\$

yep, no more major birthday milestones until you turn 65 and get that discount card! You just get older.

unless you count 25, when you can start renting cars with certain companies.

lordmaji · « **Reply #31 on:** September 29, 2008, 01:56:01 PM »

yeah, so far 2008 has been one really fucking horrible year. I should have known back in Feb. This year started all fucked up. Hopefully this next month or two will produce better days. Until then I want to blow my fucking face off. No joke.

Therapy ftw.

Himuro I turned 27 Oct 26. $:-\$

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #32 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:04:19 PM »

2008 is probably my second least-favorite year on record. if mccain gets elected and/or the economy goes completely and utterly tits up it will officially be the worst.

tiesto · « **Reply #33 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:11:33 PM »

I've been pretty happy with 2008 so far:
-Went most of the year non-single
-Lots of quality video games in genres I enjoy. Best year in a while for gaming.
-Minimal finally seems to be on the wane and good ol' fashioned melodic dance music is making a (slight) comeback, even if epic trance sucks this year

But on the negatives:
-Haven't saved up as much moolah this year
-Haven't done any traveling 'cept to Baltimore and Miami
-Economy is in the shitter

Only thing that can totally spoil things is a McShame victory, but that is seeming less and less likely as the day goes by.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #34 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:18:47 PM »

How 2008 Can Suck Worse:

Mass internet crash that takes weeks to correct
McCain wins, then has heart attack and dies before inauguration, meaning Palin is the President of the United States
All of us get STDs
I don't get laid for the rest of the year (it's amazing I haven't bitched about this more so far)
The NCAA Football National Championship game is USC vs. Ohio State (or any team vs. Ohio State)
Bush actually does something about the economic crisis that works, and he's remembered as a nation saver in history, cementing a Republican president and Congress for the next 20 years
24 Season 7 sucks
The Academy Awards has five films even worse than the films nominated the year Crash won, and like that year, the worst film will win.
Willco runs out of money to run Evilbore due to his unemployment

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #35 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:20:16 PM »

Those all seem likely

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #36 on:** September 30, 2008, 04:23:08 AM »

whatever. wake me up when september ends

xnikki118x · « **Reply #37 on:** September 30, 2008, 04:30:41 AM »

Quote from: laesperanzapaz on September 30, 2008, 04:23:08 AM

whatever. wake me up when september ends

I was waiting for someone to quote that.

September blew chunks.

Powerslave · « **Reply #38 on:** September 30, 2008, 06:37:42 AM »

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:sonic

Reb · « **Reply #39 on:** September 30, 2008, 07:59:18 AM »

Your personal life is on par with fucking a hippo up the ass.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #40 on:** September 30, 2008, 08:45:59 AM »

September definitely sucked.

But this has probably been my best year in a long time.

Anddddd now I just jinxed it.

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Author Topic: EB has some sad folks these days, let's take out our emotions (Read 3331 times)