Author Topic: My college writing class is distinguished mentally-challenged (Read 1249 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **on:** September 29, 2008, 02:38:05 PM »

The topic got onto the bailout package and they're all yippeeing that it failed.

What the fuck.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:38:46 PM »

They all read Ayn Rand.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #2 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:40:11 PM »

Knowing this generation, it's far more likely that they all played Bioshock.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:41:31 PM »

It's incredible. They're all only thinking about the first three page dinker that Paulson thought up of, they aren't aware of what the bill was.

Fuck this cuntry.

AMURCA HAITS TAYXES

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:44:29 PM »

HOORAY! WE WON'T GET JOBS WHEN WE GRADUATE!!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:47:16 PM »

Tell them that one out of every four graduates will be homeless within six months of getting their degree thanks to this bailout failure.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #6 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:47:34 PM »

I'll definitely have a job when I graduate.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:49:13 PM »

yeah, you'll have a job on the front lines of the civil war ii, sawing infected legs off of SOCIALIST ARMY soldiers

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:50:36 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:54:32 PM »

The first thing you should know about kids in college, BrandNew: Anyone into politics in college is basically either a libertopian or a communist.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #10 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:55:40 PM »

It's amazing.

My friend keeps on saying shit like how this needs to fail so we can purge the system and go to the gold standard.

I fucking hate him right now.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:55:47 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 29, 2008, 02:54:32 PM

The first thing you should know about kids in college, BrandNew: Anyone into politics in college is basically either a libertopian or a communist.

this. college kids are about as politically nuanced as clown rape.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:56:46 PM »

show him a chart of recent gold value fluctuations

and the bailout ultimately adds real estate backing to the dollar, which should be right up his alley

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:57:20 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 29, 2008, 02:55:40 PM

My friend keeps on saying shit like how this needs to fail so we can purge the system and go to the gold standard.

Why does your friend sound like a Bond villain or Ra's Al Ghul?

THE MOMENT SOCIETY REACHES ITS PEAK OF DECADENCE, WE'RE THERE TO LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #14 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:57:26 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on September 29, 2008, 02:49:13 PM

yeah, you'll have a job on the front lines of the civil war ii, sawing infected legs off of SOCIALIST ARMY soldiers

If that happens, I'm moving up north to America Jr! Also, civil war or not, I bet there'll still be huge demands in this country for rhinoplaties and breast implants.

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:58:26 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on September 29, 2008, 02:57:26 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on September 29, 2008, 02:49:13 PM
yeah, you'll have a job on the front lines of the civil war ii, sawing infected legs off of SOCIALIST ARMY soldiers

If that happens, I'm moving up north to America Jr! Also, civil war or not, I bet there'll still be huge demands in this country for rhinoplaties and breast implants.

Can you just inject the botox directly into my dick? I want it to look young for all the children that are going to be sold into sex trade.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #16 on:** September 29, 2008, 03:01:38 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on September 29, 2008, 02:56:46 PM

show him a chart of recent gold value fluctuations

and the bailout ultimately adds real estate backing to the dollar, which should be right up his alley

Gimme some links so I can own him please.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #17 on:** September 29, 2008, 03:03:09 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 29, 2008, 02:58:26 PM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on September 29, 2008, 02:57:26 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on September 29, 2008, 02:49:13 PM
yeah, you'll have a job on the front lines of the civil war ii, sawing infected legs off of SOCIALIST ARMY soldiers

If that happens, I'm moving up north to America Jr! Also, civil war or not, I bet there'll still be huge demands in this country for rhinoplaties and breast implants.

Can you just inject the botox directly into my dick? I want it to look young for all the children that are going to be sold into sex trade.

But, hon, it's the wrinkles that make it so attractive.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** September 29, 2008, 03:04:39 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 29, 2008, 03:01:38 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on September 29, 2008, 02:56:46 PM
show him a chart of recent gold value fluctuations

and the bailout ultimately adds real estate backing to the dollar, which should be right up his alley

Gimme some links so I can own him please.

I just herd on the news that gold is going up as a result of this whole thing. So maybe now isn't the time to show him.

edit: it just dropped $11, 9 mins ago.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #19 on:** September 29, 2008, 03:08:46 PM »

What, gold?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** September 29, 2008, 03:12:09 PM »

http://www.goldprice.org/live-gold-price.html

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #21 on:** September 29, 2008, 03:32:59 PM »

nooo my precious golds

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** September 29, 2008, 03:35:32 PM »

The had to stop the production of the gold dollar coin because there was too much demand.

News:

Author Topic: My college writing class is distinguished mentally-challenged (Read 1249 times)