Author Topic: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes! (Read 2227 times)

Tauntaun · « **on:** September 29, 2008, 04:56:20 PM »

As your PM it is my responsibility to see to the well being of my people. Thus, I have found us all a new line of work, Pirate Hunters.

http://news.aol.com/article/us-forces-surround-hijacked-ship/192184

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There have been 24 reported attacks in Somalia this year, according to the International Maritime Bureau's piracy reporting center. Last year, U.S. naval helicopters fired on pirate skiffs tied to a hijacked Japanese tanker carrying 30,000 tons of benzene after they feared that pirates might try to use it as a floating bomb in a middle eastern oil port.
Seizing ships has become an important source of income for pirates in Somalia, which is riven between rival clan-based warlords since they overthrew a socialist dictator in 1991.

We will get guns, LOTS of guns (even flamethrowers) and we can sail the sea hunting dem dirty african pirates. We'll get contracts from governments wishing to protect their shipping passing by the Dark Continent and be the new Blackwater. We'll set up half of our forces on the actual ship with cargo and the other half on our 'decoy ship'.

Crushed · « **Reply #1 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:59:30 PM »

I'm not too sure if I want to be at sea with Evilboreans for months at a time.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #2 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:06:57 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on September 29, 2008, 04:59:30 PM

I'm not too sure if I want to be at sea with Evilboreans for months at a time.

It'll be like One Piece but with guns, they'll even make an animu about us in years time.

DO IT!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:11:14 PM »

Can I eat your devil fruits?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #4 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:19:49 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 29, 2008, 05:11:14 PM

Can I eat your devil fruits?

Yes.

.50 cal sniper
http://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/product_info.php/cPath/36_783/products_id/411535287

colt ar-15
http://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/product_info.php/cPath/36_140/products_id/36409

I keep my men supplied.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:34:50 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on September 29, 2008, 04:59:30 PM

I'm not too sure if I want to be at sea with Evilboreans for months at a time.

The only thing you have to be afraid of is pirates.

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Butt pirates.

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:41:31 PM »

I was hoping this would be a thread about male prostitution.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #7 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:42:42 PM »

what are the chances of scurvy

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:44:54 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 29, 2008, 05:34:50 PM

Quote from: Crushed on September 29, 2008, 04:59:30 PM
I'm not too sure if I want to be at sea with Evilboreans for months at a time.

The only thing you have to be afraid of is pirates.

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Butt pirates.
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Hey baby

Eric P · « **Reply #9 on:** September 29, 2008, 06:19:02 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on September 29, 2008, 04:59:30 PM

I'm not too sure if I want to be at sea with Evilboreans for months at a time.

rum, sodomy and the lash

but it has its bad points as well

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** September 29, 2008, 06:22:41 PM »

I like this endeavor! I'm excited to be apart of this endeavor! Let's do this!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11 on:** September 29, 2008, 06:31:20 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 29, 2008, 06:22:41 PM

I like this endeavor! I'm excited to be apart of this endeavor! Let's do this!

tiesto · « **Reply #12 on:** September 29, 2008, 08:28:01 PM »

^ niiiice, gotta photoshop that skull to a picture of the MAF with crossbones though.

cool breeze · « **Reply #13 on:** September 29, 2008, 08:30:49 PM »

I know a place that sells a crossbow for $5! I can pick some of them up to kill some pirate bastards.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14 on:** September 29, 2008, 08:32:51 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on September 29, 2008, 08:28:01 PM

^ niiiice, gotta photoshop that skull to a picture of the MAF with crossbones though.

I've already reached the limits of my Photoshopping talents. :'(

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #15 on:** September 29, 2008, 09:04:35 PM »

I am bored as FUCK:

*EDIT* Fucking forgot drinky

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #16 on:** September 29, 2008, 09:04:59 PM »

bwahaha

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** September 29, 2008, 09:08:07 PM »

arby's for icon, best gifs ever

muckhole · « **Reply #18 on:** September 29, 2008, 09:24:27 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #19 on:** September 29, 2008, 09:31:32 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** September 29, 2008, 09:34:57 PM »

Totally awesome.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #21 on:** September 29, 2008, 09:39:29 PM »

Arby for Icon!

cool breeze · « **Reply #22 on:** September 29, 2008, 09:46:24 PM »

Who is Arby on gaf? He makes great gifs.

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** September 29, 2008, 09:47:05 PM »

HAHAHA I'm the captain

That's right

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24 on:** September 29, 2008, 09:47:29 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on September 29, 2008, 09:04:35 PM

I am bored as FUCK:

(Image removed from quote.)

*EDIT* Fucking forgot drinky

And we'll call it the USS Xboat.

Sfags beware!

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** September 29, 2008, 09:47:50 PM »

I make an awesome swashbuckler.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #26 on:** September 29, 2008, 09:57:17 PM »

crushed should be walking the plank

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #27 on:** September 29, 2008, 10:05:46 PM »

Holy shit!

Akala · « **Reply #28 on:** September 29, 2008, 11:07:35 PM »

Reb · « **Reply #29 on:** September 30, 2008, 04:56:55 AM »

So awesome.

Reb · « **Reply #30 on:** September 30, 2008, 05:23:57 AM »

He should be stomping a sail.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #31 on:** September 30, 2008, 03:06:01 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on September 30, 2008, 05:06:19 AM

Ship is missing Borys.

Fixed. lol pc gaming

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #32 on:** September 30, 2008, 04:02:48 PM »

That's pretty much the best picture on the internet.

Crushed · « **Reply #33 on:** September 30, 2008, 04:08:58 PM »

Holy shit.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #34 on:** September 30, 2008, 06:59:34 PM »

I wouldn't worry about scurvy since there'll be so many fruits on board.

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:kylielaff :kylielaff :kylielaff :kylielaff

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Powerslave · « **Reply #35 on:** September 30, 2008, 07:05:20 PM »

why is crushed in there ugh :facepalm

Brehvolution · « **Reply #36 on:** September 30, 2008, 07:26:54 PM »

No Gengis, no sail!!!

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get it?

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drew · « **Reply #37 on:** September 30, 2008, 07:44:42 PM »

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Author Topic: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes! (Read 2227 times)