In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?

[The Fake Shemp]

Got a good value for it.  Now I'm going to go out and buy some meth to start my meth operation.  The market for meth has never been stronger!

Prole, I saw that baby daughters are selling high on the BMI (Black Market Index).  You might want to capitalize on this value before it's too late and too many parents over saturate the market with unwanted children.

[Flannel Boy]

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Got a good value for it.  Now I'm going to go out and buy some meth to start my meth operation.  The market for meth has never been stronger!

Prole, I saw that baby daughters are selling high on the BMI (Black Market Index).  You might want to capitalize on this value before it's too late and too many parents over saturate the market with unwanted children.

White girls will always get a premium on the open market.

[Human Snorenado]

I saw an ad for a place that buys plasma in Wilmington the other night.  Maybe I'll look into that.

But first I'm trying to find a buyer for my 10 year old autistic nephew.  He's white and despite his handicaps can be taught to do simple tasks fairly well.

[Great Rumbler]

This may be a good time to prune my ridiculously large DVD/videogame collection.

Anyone want to offer me a two crates of spam for 800 DVDs and 200 videogames? I'll throw in the hardware for some ramen noodles.

[demi]

I sold Guitar Hero 3 for Wii. I got like $80 for it. I'm ok with that. I can eat soup now. It will go with my bread. The bread I stood out in line for.

[The Fake Shemp]

Yeah, I sold my blood for Spam, by the way.  While I got a strange look, I'm pretty confident that Spam will be the currency in our new, post-apocalyptic society.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I sold Guitar Hero 3 for Wii. I got like $80 for it. I'm ok with that. I can eat soup now. It will go with my bread. The bread I stood out in line for.

soup > bread > freedom

[The Fake Shemp]

That's so stupid, Patel.  Freedom is delicious.  It is like the ketchup to our economic egg omlette.

[Joe Molotov]

You should have preordered a few extra loaves of bread, and then flipped them on ebay.

[The Fake Shemp]

I tried went to pick up some bread from GameStop, but they kept trying to tack on extra purchases like reservations for Cola and a subscription to cheese.  So I knocked down a food stamp rack and took my business to Best Buy.

[Madrun Badrun]

spent 2700 on school fees.

[The Fake Shemp]

2,700?  That's a lot of Spam.

[Flannel Boy]

spent 2700 on school fees.

do you know how many cans of soup you could have bought?

[demi]

spent 2700 on school fees.

Do you know how useless an education is right now? Go back to carving wood, you can build houses for familes in this dire time of need.

[The Fake Shemp]

Dead Space?  Is that some kind of canned good?

[Flannel Boy]

Dead Space?  Is that some kind of canned good?

it's the stuff between Palin's ears.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

this thread reminds me, I really need to double my efforts to get a girlfriend

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so I can sell her for food

[close]

[Human Snorenado]

this thread reminds me, I really need to double my efforts to get a girlfriend

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so I can sell her for food

[close]

tsc tsc patel

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why sell her when you can pimp her out and continually make money off of her?  just sayin!

[close]

[radioheadrule83]

I'm saving up to sell my dignity.

All this is coming just as I was planning a move across the UK to Bath or London... I'm not sure what the repurcussions will be, but I'll be pissed off it goes tits up!

[Great Rumbler]

this thread reminds me, I really need to double my efforts to get a girlfriend

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so I can sell her for food

[close]

Come on, dude, you don't just go and sell your emergency rations like that.

[The Fake Shemp]

Tsk, tsk.

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Why pimp when you can seal her inside candle wax and see her off as some kind of sex doll?

[close]

[demi]

this thread reminds me, I really need to double my efforts to get a girlfriend

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so I can sell her for food

[close]

Why do you need to do work? There will be plenty of starving women who need a sugar daddy. Just wait it out...

[TVC15]

I saw an ad for a place that buys plasma in Wilmington the other night.  Maybe I'll look into that.

But first I'm trying to find a buyer for my 10 year old autistic nephew.  He's white and despite his handicaps can be taught to do simple tasks fairly well.

Four dollars and my DVD copy of Caligula.

[Human Snorenado]

I saw an ad for a place that buys plasma in Wilmington the other night.  Maybe I'll look into that.

But first I'm trying to find a buyer for my 10 year old autistic nephew.  He's white and despite his handicaps can be taught to do simple tasks fairly well.

Four dollars and my DVD copy of Caligula.

I already have Caligula!

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I'll do it for five bucks, but you have to pay shipping.

[close]

[Howard Alan Treesong]

this thread reminds me, I really need to double my efforts to get a girlfriend

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so I can sell her for food

[close]

tsc tsc patel

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why sell her when you can pimp her out and continually make money off of her?  just sayin!

[close]

that's what I meant, duh

I can't believe you guys think I would treat a girl like that

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I mean, why sell the cow when you can sell the milk?

[close]

[Madrun Badrun]

spent 2700 on school fees.

do you know how many cans of soup you could have bought?

2700 cans today.  500 tomorrow.  3 by the weekend. 

this thread reminds me, I really need to double my efforts to get a girlfriend

spoiler (click to show/hide)

so I can sell her for food

[close]

tsc tsc patel

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why sell her when you can pimp her out and continually make money off of her?  just sayin!

[close]

Ya sound like one of them econimists that done killed America.  Paw get the guns! 

[Flannel Boy]

The Card Cheat does not have the legal authority to accept your offer TVC15; all children are now the property of The Campbell Soup Company.

[Human Snorenado]

The Card Cheat does not have the legal authority to accept your offer TVC15; all children are now the property of The Campbell Soup Company.

Aw fuck, I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you damn Canadians.

[y2kev]

wachovia

[TVC15]

The Card Cheat does not have the legal authority to accept your offer TVC15; all children are now the property of The Campbell Soup Company.

If the soup people get all the children, how will bowling compete?

[Flannel Boy]

The Card Cheat does not have the legal authority to accept your offer TVC15; all children are now the property of The Campbell Soup Company.

If the soup people get all the children, how will bowling compete?

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All bowling balls will be hollowed, filled with gun powder, and used as cannon balls in WWIII. You may use children's skulls to bowl, if there are any not being used as soup bowls.

[TVC15]

mmmm, Pol Pot-olicious

[Flannel Boy]

mmmm, Pol Pot-olicious

You are infringing on a Campbell Soup Company's trademark.

[TVC15]

mmmm, Pol Pot-olicious

You are infringing on a Campbell Soup Company's trademark.

"Pol Pot's Chunky Mystery Soup:  Because 2 million Cambodians can't be wrong!  Er, I mean can't be alive."

[Madrun Badrun]

mmmm, Pol Pot-olicious

You are infringing on a Campbell Soup Company's trademark.

"Pol Pot's Chunky Mystery Soup:  Because 2 million Cambodians can't be wrong!  Er, I mean can't be alive."

Cambodia will probably be on of the least affected countries. 

More like 2 million Mexicans and Washington DC can't be wrong.   

[drew]

a bottle of Adderall XR 30mg

[drew]

sorry TVC

[cool breeze]

I traded my American identity with some guy in England.  I have to get used to Marmite and adding a 'u' to randoum places.

[Phoenix Dark]

I bought some Hot Tamales for $1 at school.

[Mr. Gundam]

I didn't sell or buy anything today... but!



My neighbor came back from Europe and got me this as a thank you for watching his cat and bringing in his mail for the last two weeks!

[Himu]

I sold a few big macs and quarter pounders to customers at mcdonalds

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I bought futures of 1500 hot but bankrupt housewives and heavily indebted college girls with Sociology majors.

[Great Rumbler]

I bought a hamburger from Whataburger.

[Eel O'Brian]

I saw an ad for a place that buys plasma in Wilmington the other night.  Maybe I'll look into that.

awesome, i was beginning to think i wasted money on that ad

[Phoenix Dark]

I sold a few big macs and quarter pounders to customers at mcdonalds

since when do you have a job? impressive negro