:bow Bz :bow2 Greatest evilborian ever!

[TVC15]

Everyone else here FAILED me, as usual, but G came through and got me an LBP beta code.  Everyone else here SUCKS ASS.  And no, I'm not fuckin' sharing it.

[bud]

after all the fun you've made of him on the internet, he still does this for you

it's like e-stockholm syndrome smh

[TVC15]

Free G!  At least his G the Bi Liar account.

[demi]

Congratulations, you get to play a beta for 2 weeks then buy the retail game

[Joe Molotov]

Let us know how overrated it is.

[Phoenix Dark]

Congratulations, you get to play a beta for 2 weeks then buy the retail game

FREE G though

[Himu]

[drohne]

i think this calls for a commemorative posting of the bz hole

[BlueTsunami]

G in the Mist

[Smooth Groove]

I support the Free G movement.  Say what you will but the man has a large heart.  Literally.   

[bud]

g's rich

[muckhole]

If I recall correctly, didn't someone say G got banned for e-stalking somebody here and/or sending them naked pics of himself? Or am I mixing up 'borians?

[Brehvolution]

so Bz=/= beezy?

[TVC15]

No.  Bz is much cooler.

[BlueTsunami]

If I recall correctly, didn't someone say G got banned for e-stalking somebody here and/or sending them naked pics of himself? Or am I mixing up 'borians?

I don't remember what exactly but I remember him threatening CrystalGemini and saying hes going to eat her

[Greatness Gone]

Make it rain, shawty

[Rman]

I'm not an OG evilborian, so I have no clue about G.  I sometimes read the hall of fame threads, and, man, you guys were ruthless to each other back in the day.  But in a locker room banter kinda way.

[Himu]

post G photoshops itt

[demi]

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=7832.0

[brawndolicious]

Who is G?

He was one of the first people here.  He liked to get attention by saying that he was rich, that he got laid all the time, that he had and survived through like every terminal illness ever.  He also said that he woke up with a dildo up his ass once.  He was a funny guy and he eventually admitted all the lies and was all right until TVC became the ringmaster of the G suicide association by calling him an overweight cousin fucker like every day (the latter was not ever proven).  He snapped, threatened to eat, stalk, or hurt Willco's then gf, and then he was banned.  I'm pretty sure that he was joking and was just really pissed off that even when he was being honest and nice, he wasn't treated any better.

[TVC15]

[18:50:29] <G> Ok so i wear my tuxedo mandango thong
[18:50:32] <Castellan> THRUST THRUST SWIVEL SPURTONTHEKEYBOARD
[18:50:34] TVC15 Or else we dismember Roxy and make 2 skin suits out of her.
[18:50:35] <Castellan> or something
[18:50:37] <cloudwalking> oh my god
[18:50:38] <G> have candals lit everywhere
[18:50:42] <cloudwalking> no
[18:50:43] <cloudwalking> no
[18:50:44] <cloudwalking> no
[18:50:45] TVC15 YES
[18:50:45] <G> and a rose in my mouth
[18:50:56] <cloudwalking> stop the madness
[18:50:59] TVC15 btw, cloud is into being shit on
[18:51:01] <G> i start to dance swaying my hips back and forth
[18:51:07] <G> letting my little man fly around
[18:51:11] <cloudwalking> okay hahaha
[18:51:12] <Castellan> well, i wanna die
[18:51:17] <cloudwalking> i'd be laughing right about now
[18:51:22] <cloudwalking> then wanting to shoot myself
[18:51:26] TVC15 What music is playing, G?
[18:51:26] <G> haha
[18:51:27] <Castellan> why do we poke the morbidly obese, chronically dishonest bear in its den
[18:51:29] <shuri> uhh
[18:51:31] <shuri> uuuuuuuhhh
[18:51:32] <G> Technotronic
[18:51:37] <G> Pump up the jam
[18:51:37] TVC15 oooo
[18:51:38] TVC15 Classy
[18:51:57] <cloudwalking> Bz
[18:52:00] TVC15 Brand of lube being used?
[18:52:00] <cloudwalking> send me free stuff
[18:52:01] <G> I'd growl a little while i come up to her
[18:52:13] <G> and go straight for the neck
[18:52:16] <G> work some magic
[18:52:25] <G> at the nape of her neck
[18:52:41] TVC15 Where did you find a thong in "Hefty Bag" size?
[18:52:42] <G> I can send you some underwear too if you want
[18:52:54] <Castellan> Camping World
[18:52:55] <G> Spencers
[18:53:17] <G> I've only wore it twice its really hard to clean
[18:53:27] * Castellan vomit
[18:53:31] <G> jizz doesnt come out of the black very easily
[18:53:38] TVC15 Okay, G, continue.  There is a bottle of spuirty chocolate syrup by the bed you have cloudwalking chained to.
[18:53:46] * cloudwalking crying
[18:53:52] <G> oh i have her chained up now
[18:53:55] <G> this could get interesting
[18:54:04] <cloudwalking> this isn't funny
[18:54:18] <G> is it bruising your mind?
[18:54:20] TVC15 Yes, but you still have total control.  It's a chain around her ankle.  She is still mobile so you can work from any angle
[18:54:30] <G> ok
[18:54:37] TVC15 She is saying "I want the G-FORCE"
[18:55:04] <G> Well as i slip down from her neck i lightly tickle her sides as i grab her hips and turn her over
[18:55:12] <cloudwalking> OKAY
[18:55:14] <cloudwalking> enough
[18:55:17] TVC15 Oh god
[18:55:22] TVC15 yes, please, stop
[18:55:25] <G> I get the bottle of chocolate spray
[18:55:31] TVC15 !kb
[18:55:31] * cloudwalking sets pluto on *!*Bzchanboy@*.hsd1.ca.comcast.net
[18:55:31] * cloudwalking has kicked G from #evilbore (cloudwalking)
[19:01:38] TVC15 Man, once he hosed her down with chocolate syrup and was licking it off of her, I was going to tell him that it was not chocolate syrup, but instead pure, liquid shit

[muckhole]

  What the hell.

[Madrun Badrun]

That never gets old.  Same with him calling her cupcakes. 

[fistfulofmetal]