Author Topic: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex? (Read 8819 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** November 24, 2006, 02:53:41 AM »

"Don't get the wrong idea, I'm usually not like this."

Fucking bullshit bitch. It's our first date and you stuck the shaft that urine exits my body through in your mouth and licked it like a goddamn lollipop. Just admit you're a dirty slut. Jesus, that saying pisses me off.

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** November 24, 2006, 02:54:33 AM »

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #2 on:** November 24, 2006, 02:56:41 AM »

I got a, "I never do this," last week when hooking up with some girl. Her friends will say it to, "Oh, she never does this."

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** November 24, 2006, 02:57:39 AM »

They're all sluts.

...I mean..

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #4 on:** November 24, 2006, 02:58:25 AM »

LOL

My friend had a classic story in this vein. He was fucking this girl in her bedroom the night they met at a club, while his friend was getting head in the living room from her friend. The girl who was getting railed really liked it hard and fast, with spanking and hair pulling. Of course, my friend's boy heard this girl getting slapped and screaming as my friend nailed her to the wall. He told the girl sucking his dick that her friend and her were good sluts, and to keep bobbing. My friend said the girl he pounded "was not normally like this, please call me tomorrow."

Yeah right.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** November 24, 2006, 02:58:47 AM »

Yeah, it's classic when their friends come to their defense as well. "She's a really sweet girl and really likes you." She likes dick.

I always feel so dirty after I hear that shit. Usually because I know that there was probably some other guy with his wiener in her mouth less than a week ago.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** November 24, 2006, 03:00:16 AM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on November 24, 2006, 02:58:25 AM

LOL

My friend had a classic story in this vein. He was fucking this girl in her bedroom the night they met at a club, while his friend was getting head in the living room from her friend. The girl who was getting railed really liked it hard and fast, with spanking and hair pulling. Of course, my friend's boy heard this girl getting slapped and screaming as my friend nailed her to the wall. He told the girl sucking his dick that her friend and her were good sluts, and to keep bobbing. My friend said the girl he pounded "was not normally like this, please call me tomorrow."

Yeah right.

My ex g/f used to love being called a "slut" and "bitch" in the bedroom. But God forbid you ever call her a slut outside of the bedroom in jest. That's because she knows the truth and when she has a hard dick in her, the truth doesn't hurt anymore.

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** November 24, 2006, 03:01:22 AM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on November 24, 2006, 02:58:25 AM

LOL

My friend had a classic story in this vein. He was fucking this girl in her bedroom the night they met at a club, while his friend was getting head in the living room from her friend. The girl who was getting railed really liked it hard and fast, with spanking and hair pulling. Of course, my friend's boy heard this girl getting slapped and screaming as my friend nailed her to the wall. He told the girl sucking his dick that her friend and her were good sluts, and to keep bobbing. My friend said the girl he pounded "was not normally like this, please call me tomorrow."

Yeah right.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #8 on:** November 24, 2006, 03:58:17 AM »

haha, quite really

"I don't want you to think I'm easy or anything!"

then maybe you shouldn't put out on date #2??

whiteACID · « **Reply #9 on:** November 24, 2006, 09:42:23 AM »

If it's good I usually say "I can't feel my legs"
If it's bad I say "goodnight"

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #10 on:** November 24, 2006, 09:50:37 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on November 24, 2006, 03:58:17 AM

haha, quite really

"I don't want you to think I'm easy or anything!"

then maybe you shouldn't put out on date #2??

To each their own, but i don't consider date #2 easy.

Sucks that women have to hide their sluttiness. If i girl likes cock (or pussy, or both), and she's responsible within the confines of being a slut, then more power to her. We have it pretty easy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** November 24, 2006, 11:35:22 AM »

Quote from: blackACID on November 24, 2006, 09:42:23 AM

If it's good I usually say "I can't feel my legs"
If it's bad I say "goodnight"

What do your legs have to do with sex? I'm confused $:-\$

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #12 on:** November 24, 2006, 11:46:32 AM »

This thread is awesome.

Thee Reverend Gary Davis · « **Reply #13 on:** November 24, 2006, 12:13:13 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2006, 11:35:22 AM

Quote from: blackACID on November 24, 2006, 09:42:23 AM
If it's good I usually say "I can't feel my legs"
If it's bad I say "goodnight"

What do your legs have to do with sex? I'm confused $:-\$

...

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Garnet · « **Reply #14 on:** November 24, 2006, 12:49:04 PM »

Muppy Poo, maybe your such a god damn sexy bastard, you bring out the slut in us all!

Maybe they WERE decent girls till they got a load of you. Literally.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #15 on:** November 24, 2006, 12:54:00 PM »

The best thing said to me after sex was "How did you do that"

I had banged this girl clear across a shag rug, and her and and my knees were raw.... good times.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #16 on:** November 24, 2006, 12:54:57 PM »

Best thing said to me was "I can't feel my legs"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** November 24, 2006, 12:59:12 PM »

Best thing ever said to me was "I can't feel my legs"

except it was a dude

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** November 24, 2006, 01:00:25 PM »

But I say I can't feel my legs all the time, what makes them so special

</cripple>

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** November 24, 2006, 01:01:40 PM »

I have a feeling ZomBz's legs wish they couldn't feel him

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** November 24, 2006, 01:21:38 PM »

That's mean

morphix · « **Reply #21 on:** November 24, 2006, 01:51:57 PM »

Best thing I ever heard was about 2hrs later I get a call on my cell telling me her legs are still tingling. I aim to please

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** November 24, 2006, 01:57:25 PM »

That's because she was having a heart attack

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** November 24, 2006, 02:28:56 PM »

Quote from: aoi tsuki on November 24, 2006, 09:50:37 AM

To each their own, but i don't consider date #2 easy.

Sucks that women have to hide their sluttiness. If i girl likes cock (or pussy, or both), and she's responsible within the confines of being a slut, then more power to her. We have it pretty easy.

I have no problem with a slut. I think everyone on here knows that. I am one. But fuck man, admit it. I hate the women who say "I'm usually not like this." Goddamn, just admit that you're a leg spreading whore.

Quote from: Garnet on November 24, 2006, 12:49:04 PM

Muppy Poo, maybe your such a god damn sexy bastard, you bring out the slut in us all!

Maybe they WERE decent girls till they got a load of you. Literally.

I still remember our romps. Call me. lolz

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #24 on:** November 24, 2006, 03:22:40 PM »

Sluts are sluts but damn under some conditions (probably has to do with moon, a womens cycle, and lots of other factors) you can bring out the inner slut in all girls. They like the pole more than we like the pussy they just dont admit it. And the ones that admit they dont like the pole i automatically throw into the carpet licker pile.

I've had a few one night stands. Lots of hookups and shit that i wasnt expecting. Shit like that. And they always says "I'm not normally like this" or "You brought the freak out of me" But see i'm not surprised. Cause all girls aint as innocent as they seem. Theres always something that'll bring the freak out. Sluts be damned if you be getting a dick in ya more than 2 times a day, you a slut. But if they just getting a regular supply of cockgobbling they just got a little freak in them. I dont callem sluts.

But remember to have safesex, no matter what they fucking they tell ya. Use condoms you dont wanna get some bumpy dick syndrome.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #25 on:** November 24, 2006, 03:28:28 PM »

Syndrem?

mikesphat · « **Reply #26 on:** November 24, 2006, 03:30:01 PM »

best thing said to me "where is my 20 dollars"

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #27 on:** November 24, 2006, 04:16:36 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2006, 01:01:40 PM

I have a feeling ZomBz's legs wish they couldn't feel him

Diablos · « **Reply #28 on:** November 25, 2006, 03:23:06 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #29 on:** February 16, 2010, 04:45:07 PM »

What a (useless) bump

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** February 16, 2010, 04:46:00 PM »

It's bigger than the one on Kosma's dick.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #31 on:** February 16, 2010, 04:48:42 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on February 16, 2010, 04:46:47 PM

Excuse me I think this is a thread for all ages. Green Man, PD etc. can benefit from this knowledge.

You as well.

Quote

But remember to have safesex, no matter what they fucking they tell ya. Use condoms you dont wanna get some bumpy dick syndrome.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #32 on:** February 16, 2010, 04:52:00 PM »

I don't let facts get in the way of my jokes.

Mupepe · « **Reply #33 on:** February 16, 2010, 05:02:17 PM »

My god! 2006!

Reb · « **Reply #34 on:** February 16, 2010, 05:30:22 PM »

Quote from: The Business on February 16, 2010, 05:28:10 PM

Oh man, I can't even tell if Kosma is being ironic.

He's never been before.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #35 on:** February 16, 2010, 05:30:25 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on February 16, 2010, 05:27:24 PM

living in a country where the women don't feel the need to , nor bother with, making excuses

i've never actually heard any woman say "i'm not usually like this" - including all encounters not in Japan.

I guess that's because the women you're with usually are like that.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #36 on:** February 16, 2010, 05:31:36 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 16, 2010, 05:30:25 PM

Quote from: dcharlie on February 16, 2010, 05:27:24 PM
living in a country where the women don't feel the need to , nor bother with, making excuses

i've never actually heard any woman say "i'm not usually like this" - including all encounters not in Japan.

I guess that's because the women you're with usually are like that.

Close but I think it's actually: Sluts don't need to make excuses to other sluts.

Bildi · « **Reply #37 on:** February 16, 2010, 05:55:33 PM »

If mups was this wise back them, imagine how wise he is now.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #38 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:37:39 PM »

I've been with one girl who said this.

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She said it right before telling me to put it in her butt.

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Ichirou · « **Reply #39 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:42:39 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 16, 2010, 07:37:39 PM

I've been with one girl who said this.

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She said it right before telling me to put it in her butt.
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...I don't even want to ask.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #40 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:44:10 PM »

I've told the story on EB before. Pretty crazy stuff. Well, pretty crazy for me at least.

Bildi · « **Reply #41 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:44:21 PM »

Just think - you must have been her first!

Ichirou · « **Reply #42 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:44:56 PM »

Of the day, at least.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #43 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:46:30 PM »

I was actually her second. Ever. The first was her husband.

That was a fun summer. So glad I'm not with her anymore, though.

Ichirou · « **Reply #44 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:47:03 PM »

Oh fuck.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #45 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:47:59 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 16, 2010, 07:46:30 PM

I was actually her second. Ever. The first was her husband.

That was a fun summer. So glad I'm not with her anymore, though.

Possibly NSFW?

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http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/dutchowned.gif

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Bildi · « **Reply #46 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:50:27 PM »

Powerslave · « **Reply #47 on:** February 16, 2010, 09:02:00 PM »

is 2006 really 4 years ago?.....

it feels like only 2 years ago $:-\$

lennedsay · « **Reply #48 on:** February 16, 2010, 10:45:50 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on February 16, 2010, 09:02:00 PM

is 2006 really 4 years ago?.....

it feels like only 2 years ago $:-\$

God that was my reaction, after all the laughter... $:-\$

Wow...

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #49 on:** February 16, 2010, 10:50:09 PM »

Time flies by faster the more your soul is dead, guess we're all dead inside.

Powerslave · « **Reply #50 on:** February 16, 2010, 10:52:01 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on February 16, 2010, 10:45:50 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on February 16, 2010, 09:02:00 PM
is 2006 really 4 years ago?.....

it feels like only 2 years ago $:-\$

God that was my reaction, after all the laughter... $:-\$

Wow...

lets have sex

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #51 on:** February 16, 2010, 11:32:52 PM »

I can't believe it's been 15 years since the greatest moment in Seattle Mariners history...

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

lennedsay · « **Reply #52 on:** February 16, 2010, 11:54:25 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on February 16, 2010, 10:52:01 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on February 16, 2010, 10:45:50 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on February 16, 2010, 09:02:00 PM
is 2006 really 4 years ago?.....

it feels like only 2 years ago $:-\$

God that was my reaction, after all the laughter... $:-\$

Wow...

lets have sex

I'm usually not like this...

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Bebpo · « **Reply #53 on:** February 17, 2010, 12:09:30 AM »

I was like WHO ARE THESE POSTERS?!?!!?!?!?!?

/I was just a little guest back then!

Powerslave · « **Reply #54 on:** February 17, 2010, 12:21:08 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on February 16, 2010, 11:54:25 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on February 16, 2010, 10:52:01 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on February 16, 2010, 10:45:50 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on February 16, 2010, 09:02:00 PM
is 2006 really 4 years ago?.....

it feels like only 2 years ago $:-\$

God that was my reaction, after all the laughter... $:-\$

Wow...

lets have sex

I'm usually not like this...

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[close]

that was great hun, I can't feel my legs

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #55 on:** February 17, 2010, 12:22:12 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on February 16, 2010, 11:54:25 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on February 16, 2010, 10:52:01 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on February 16, 2010, 10:45:50 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on February 16, 2010, 09:02:00 PM
is 2006 really 4 years ago?.....

it feels like only 2 years ago $:-\$

God that was my reaction, after all the laughter... $:-\$

Wow...

lets have sex

I'm usually not like this...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Bebpo · « **Reply #56 on:** February 17, 2010, 01:30:39 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on February 17, 2010, 01:06:25 AM

God, the posters back then were so much better than me and half of the posters on EB today.

2006 EB
Green Shinobi

Edit: God, why am I fucking up this thread by posting in it. Willco, delete this post please.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #57 on:** February 17, 2010, 01:35:06 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #58 on:** February 17, 2010, 01:39:02 AM »

Shake

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #59 on:** February 17, 2010, 01:42:10 AM »

moar like

shake

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Author Topic: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex? (Read 8819 times)

Diablos