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Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #1 on:** October 03, 2008, 03:47:59 PM »

no
only in my dreams
as real as they see-ee-eem
it was only in my dreams

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #2 on:** October 03, 2008, 03:52:08 PM »

Holy! There's no way the 360 can handle such graphics.

cool breeze · « **Reply #3 on:** October 03, 2008, 04:07:09 PM »

I want Max Payne 3.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #4 on:** October 03, 2008, 04:25:02 PM »

when did they sign michael douglas

patrickula · « **Reply #5 on:** October 03, 2008, 04:30:25 PM »

Kinda reminds me of Heavy Rain.

Except I actually want to play this

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #6 on:** October 03, 2008, 04:32:46 PM »

GeForce GTX 280 SLI Dual Budget GPU

N64-level fog obscuring low-poly models

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #7 on:** October 03, 2008, 06:59:26 PM »

Can't wait. This'll be 20x better than Silent Hill and Resident Evil 4.5.

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** October 03, 2008, 07:16:07 PM »

This game is gonna be complete crap. Mark it.

Draft · « **Reply #9 on:** October 03, 2008, 07:18:19 PM »

No scarf?

Fashion downgradeaton.

y2kev · « **Reply #10 on:** October 03, 2008, 07:27:34 PM »

Quote from: Draft on October 03, 2008, 07:18:19 PM

No scarf?

Fashion downgradeaton.

i heard rumors that he was a homosexual

clearly not.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #11 on:** October 03, 2008, 07:59:35 PM »

Quote from: Draft on October 03, 2008, 07:18:19 PM

No scarf?

DLC. 200pts.

Third · « **Reply #12 on:** October 03, 2008, 07:59:54 PM »

Alan Vaporwake = the new Too Human

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #13 on:** October 03, 2008, 08:00:14 PM »

Even the main character looks tired.

Draft · « **Reply #14 on:** October 03, 2008, 08:08:28 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on October 03, 2008, 08:00:14 PM

Even the main character looks tired.

Kind of the point, bud.

Make no mistake, Alan Wake will destroy all competition when it finally comes out. Those who doubt Remedy do so at their own peril.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #15 on:** October 03, 2008, 08:09:35 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on October 03, 2008, 08:00:14 PM

Even the main character looks tired.

I think he's supposed to be. Doesn't the game have something to do with insomnia or am I just making shit up here? I swear I read that somewhere.

Draft · « **Reply #16 on:** October 03, 2008, 08:10:08 PM »

Yes, he's a writer with insomnia. Alan Wake. A. Wake.

y2kev · « **Reply #17 on:** October 03, 2008, 08:17:01 PM »

That is almost as clever as SK's Alex Roivas being the Savior.

Draft · « **Reply #18 on:** October 03, 2008, 08:24:05 PM »

Its a thing for them. You gotta problem? You gotta problem with two of the best games to ever grace this earth being called "Max Payne." Maximum Pain? Huh? Offend you? Fuck off.

y2kev · « **Reply #19 on:** October 03, 2008, 08:26:30 PM »

Ohhhh, that was Remedy? For some reason the Rockstar label had me thinking it was one of their internal teams. I didn't know that.

Well I'm excited now! I hope we get more lol-noir cartoons.

the beginning of max payne 1 is so awesome

Draft · « **Reply #20 on:** October 03, 2008, 08:32:09 PM »

Quote from: y2kev on October 03, 2008, 08:26:30 PM

Ohhhh, that was Remedy? For some reason the Rockstar label had me thinking it was one of their internal teams. I didn't know that.

Well I'm excited now! I hope we get more lol-noir cartoons.

the beginning of max payne 1 is so awesome

Rockstar? I don't think Rockstar is involved. MS is publishing this. You might be thinking of one of Rockstar's bullshit internal teams making Max Payne 3, and no doubt turning it into a perfectly serviceable, perfectly forgettable sequel to the two greatest third person shooters of all time.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #21 on:** October 03, 2008, 08:43:34 PM »

I'm not that dumb people. I was just making a joke, as in "Even the main character is tired of waiting for this game to come out".

hmmmkay

Quote from: Draft on October 03, 2008, 08:32:09 PM

Quote from: y2kev on October 03, 2008, 08:26:30 PM
Ohhhh, that was Remedy? For some reason the Rockstar label had me thinking it was one of their internal teams. I didn't know that.

Well I'm excited now! I hope we get more lol-noir cartoons.

the beginning of max payne 1 is so awesome
Rockstar? I don't think Rockstar is involved. MS is publishing this. You might be thinking of one of Rockstar's bullshit internal teams making Max Payne 3, and no doubt turning it into a perfectly serviceable, perfectly forgettable sequel to the two greatest third person shooters of all time.

That "was" son, that "was", get it? He's talking about what you were talking about, ya know?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22 on:** October 03, 2008, 09:07:29 PM »

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y2kev · « **Reply #23 on:** October 03, 2008, 09:12:19 PM »

Yeah, I meant Max Payne 1.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #24 on:** October 03, 2008, 09:13:07 PM »

The Depth of Field actually look like real Depth of Field. Not the "BUTTERY LENS LULZ" effect that most games use...

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #25 on:** October 05, 2008, 12:13:46 AM »

Please be released someday. :'(

Tabasco · « **Reply #26 on:** October 06, 2008, 10:34:51 AM »

uhhhh Max Payne 2 didn't sell well. Or at least it failed to meet expectations. Sales is why R* pulled Remedy off the series. To this day you can go into EB and find a new copy for PS2 or XBOX for $1. Still a great game.

http://play.tm/news/2891/max-payne-2-sales-disappoint/

y2kev · « **Reply #27 on:** October 06, 2008, 10:52:58 AM »

Quote from: Tabasco on October 06, 2008, 10:34:51 AM

uhhhh Max Payne 2 didn't sell well. Or at least it failed to meet expectations. Sales is why R* pulled Remedy off the series. To this day you can go into EB and find a new copy for PS2 or XBOX for $1. Still a great game.

http://play.tm/news/2891/max-payne-2-sales-disappoint/

Oh, so that's where Kay-bee toys went

patrickula · « **Reply #28 on:** October 06, 2008, 11:12:13 AM »

I didn't buy MP2 at the time because it seemed like more of the same... Playing it now, I realize I missed out.

y2kev · « **Reply #29 on:** October 06, 2008, 11:22:42 AM »

Max Payne 1 = constipated
Max Payne 2 = not constipated

People bailed on MP2 cause there was a dearth of constipation

cool breeze · « **Reply #30 on:** October 06, 2008, 11:31:00 AM »

Max Payne 2 was so much better than Max Payne 1. I still need to find my old boxed copy, but it is under a pile of rubble in my closet in another house.

Tabasco · « **Reply #31 on:** October 06, 2008, 11:31:48 AM »

again, i love mp2. i may have played through it 7-8 times over the years. but it was horridly short and the gfx looked dated.

if i remember right, remedy missed it's release date (lol) and the game shipped only on xbox and pc in december, then a couple weeks later on ps2.

y2kev · « **Reply #32 on:** October 06, 2008, 11:36:53 AM »

mono :'( you hurt me

ps I love MP2. love the apartment building settings.

y2kev · « **Reply #33 on:** October 06, 2008, 11:41:43 AM »

man, max payne 1 still looks good.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #34 on:** October 06, 2008, 11:56:40 AM »

Alan Wake is an anagram for Weak Anal

Tieno · « **Reply #35 on:** October 06, 2008, 12:48:52 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on October 06, 2008, 11:56:40 AM

Alan Wake is an anagram for Weak Anal

*cancels pre-order*

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