Arguments for why Jaws 3-D is the greatest film ever!

[The Fake Shemp]

1. It has TWO sharks!
2. It has both post-traumatic stress syndrome Brody brothers!
3. Louis Gossett Jr. makes a segregation joke!
4. The shark crashes right into the underwater command center!
5. It's in three fucking dimensions!
6. Lea Thompson is oh so bangable!
7. Did you see the way the shark fucking exploded?!
8. All SeaWorld employees are shown to be sluts and/or drunken idiots!
9. The British documentary bloke looks exactly like Aaron Eckhart!
10. You can see Lea Thompson's tan lines!

[Positive Touch]

slow night, eh?

[The Fake Shemp]

Louis Gossett Jr. > Mario Van Peebles

Also, let us give a moment of silence to the nameless black man who is eaten alive near the end. :'(

[fistfulofmetal]

You can see Lea Thompsons TITS in All The Right Moves, so that movie is clearly superior.

[The Fake Shemp]

Lea Thompson's actual breasts are quite underwhelming, so I think I prefer her teasing bikini look more.  Jaws 3-D is victorious once again!

[muckhole]

I like Louis Gossett Jr., but I always crack up when I remember he was considered for Hannibal Lechter in Silence of the Lambs. I can't even begin to imagine how he'd deliver some of those lines with his voice.