Author Topic: lol oh my god (Read 6152 times)

xnikki118x · « **on:** October 04, 2008, 02:24:20 AM »

I was at Sheetz about an hour ago. [For those of you lacking the experience, Sheetz is a convenient mart where you can buy candy, chips, some groceries like a 7/11. You can also buy cheap gas there, and they have a kitchen with subs and wraps and fries and hotdogs etc etc open all night long.] I filled up my gas tank and bought some nachos.

While I was waiting for my nachos, some guy looked at me while he was walking past and said, "I really like your boobies." TRUFAX. I couldn't believe it! That has never happened before and it was very, very strange.

Oh also, our local beer brewery is having Oktoberfest this weekend. I was there tonight with Ecro, and I definitely saw a very pregnant woman drinking beer. She didn't just look pregnant, she was pregnant, as in the belly button was ready to pop out. WTF is with people, Evilbore?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** October 04, 2008, 02:26:00 AM »

im sure it was a light beer!

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** October 04, 2008, 02:39:36 AM »

He just said what we are all thinking

Boogie · « **Reply #3 on:** October 04, 2008, 02:43:42 AM »

Revelation:: people am stupid.

Also why I am tempted to transfer out of federal investigations to screw with stupid people on a daily basis.

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #4 on:** October 04, 2008, 03:05:12 AM »

do i have to say the word? you know what we want. give it.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #5 on:** October 04, 2008, 03:24:12 AM »

was he right? pix

xnikki118x · « **Reply #6 on:** October 04, 2008, 04:47:10 AM »

I put my bra and sweater back on just to take pictures for you guys. Shows how much I love everyone here, yes?

It's uploading to tinypic. It looks absolutely horrid, but whatever. I think the guy was really drunk.

...okay, so tinypic wasn't working out, but photobucket did.

BlackMage · « **Reply #7 on:** October 04, 2008, 04:59:41 AM »

well, I do.

BlackMage · « **Reply #8 on:** October 04, 2008, 05:00:52 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on October 04, 2008, 04:47:10 AM

I put my bra and sweater back on just to take pictures for you guys. Shows how much I love everyone here, yes?

SWEET JESUS UPLOAD

Reb · « **Reply #9 on:** October 04, 2008, 05:06:36 AM »

Wait! Something is going horribly wrong! You don't put clothes ON for the bore?!?!?!?

BlackMage · « **Reply #10 on:** October 04, 2008, 05:10:37 AM »

ok in the next shot i want you to stand up and put your hands thumbs forward on your hips and arch your back.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #11 on:** October 04, 2008, 05:11:18 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on October 04, 2008, 05:06:36 AM

Wait! Something is going horribly wrong! You don't put clothes ON for the bore?!?!?!?

I'm ready for bed! Sweat pants, and just a shirt, no bra. If you knew how uncomfortable they are to sleep in, you wouldn't do it either. So to take the picture I put my bra back on, along with the sweater I was wearing. I didn't put the jeans back on though, lol.

Disclaimer: I sleep in a sports bra or something else with support when I'm at someone else's home. I don't think it's appropriate to have your boobs hanging all over the place under shirts in someone else's house--they need to be contained somehow. It's polite.

Quote from: BlackMage on October 04, 2008, 05:10:37 AM

ok in the next shot i want you to stand up and put your hands thumbs forward on your hips and arch your back.

I actually tried taking pictures with me standing up, but it wasn't working out too well. There's no one awake in my house to take a picture, it's nearly 5am. [Sweet Jesus why the hell am I still awake?]

Reb · « **Reply #12 on:** October 04, 2008, 05:19:48 AM »

Nice boobs, i like how you got pussy in your picture.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #13 on:** October 04, 2008, 05:21:51 AM »

Nice pun. She was resting and I wasn't going to move her. She's sleeping now.

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 04, 2008, 06:14:50 AM »

Sheetz is awesome. They do the bestest breakfast sandwiches ever.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #15 on:** October 04, 2008, 06:31:01 AM »

Men tend to say a lot of things out loud that they should have best kept to themselves.

And it makes me sad to see pregnant women drinking/smoking $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** October 04, 2008, 08:28:19 AM »

I'm not going to lie. Disposable White Guy will vouch, but I've said way worse things drunk. I think we all have at some point.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #17 on:** October 04, 2008, 08:48:23 AM »

I didn't say it to the girl but she was in my presence and it was directed at her boyfriend. I was drunk... so very drunk...

"I have too much pride to fuck your girlfriend"

GilloD · « **Reply #18 on:** October 04, 2008, 09:23:55 AM »

The ONLY thing I miss about PA is Sheetz. I wish NYC had a Sheetz.

tiesto · « **Reply #19 on:** October 04, 2008, 10:36:46 AM »

Was his name Himuro?

Nikki btw you're adorable, I am a sucker for the girl-next-door type

Oblivion · « **Reply #20 on:** October 04, 2008, 06:25:47 PM »

Wow, Nikki you DO have some nice cans. Seems the redneck hick was right.

And I mean that in the most inoffensive, non-douchebag way possible, btw.

Also, can we have one this time without the sweater?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

..and the bra?

[close]

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #21 on:** October 04, 2008, 06:30:16 PM »

Before you follow through with his request ^, you should probably put a faceplate on that outlet. That's not safe

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** October 04, 2008, 07:17:00 PM »

Nikki delivers with electrical outlet nudity.

unf unf unf

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** October 04, 2008, 07:19:36 PM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on October 04, 2008, 04:47:10 AM

I put my bra and sweater back on

SMH

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #24 on:** October 04, 2008, 07:36:21 PM »

Red sweaters are hot.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** October 04, 2008, 07:50:31 PM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on October 04, 2008, 04:47:10 AM

I put my bra and sweater back on just to take pictures for you guys. Shows how much I love everyone here, yes?

It's uploading to tinypic. It looks absolutely horrid, but whatever. I think the guy was really drunk.

...okay, so tinypic wasn't working out, but photobucket did.

(Image removed from quote.)

what's the cat looking at

xnikki118x · « **Reply #26 on:** October 05, 2008, 02:33:49 AM »

My cat is just waking up from the camera flashes, and is like "HAY WTF".

I keep meaning to put a faceplate on that outlet. It's been that way for years though, haha. I think I got my room remodeled when I was 13 or so, so almost 10 years.

...and there are no naked boob pictures, lol.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #27 on:** October 05, 2008, 03:04:17 AM »

Sheetz? What a fucking horrible name for a store.

BlackMage · « **Reply #28 on:** October 05, 2008, 03:22:49 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on October 05, 2008, 02:33:49 AM

10 years.

...and there are no naked boob pictures, lol.

oh there will be. i'm just waiting for you to fall asleep.

thekavorka · « **Reply #29 on:** October 05, 2008, 03:31:18 AM »

did you do anything about the pregnant lady drinking beer? like, tell her to stop fucking drinking the beer or take it away from her? who the fuck would serve her beer.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30 on:** October 05, 2008, 03:52:24 AM »

Quote from: thekavorka on October 05, 2008, 03:31:18 AM

did you do anything about the pregnant lady drinking beer? like, tell her to stop fucking drinking the beer or take it away from her? who the fuck would serve her beer.

Yeah, you really should drinker something stronger when you're pregnant.

Oblivion · « **Reply #31 on:** October 05, 2008, 04:00:01 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on October 05, 2008, 02:33:49 AM

...and there are no naked boob pictures, lol.

That's why you make some.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #32 on:** October 05, 2008, 04:08:05 AM »

Wait, is that a bunk bed?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #33 on:** October 05, 2008, 12:09:04 PM »

<------- Agrees with random drunk dood.

demi · « **Reply #34 on:** October 05, 2008, 12:38:57 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 05, 2008, 06:48:15 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on October 04, 2008, 04:47:10 AM
[img]http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd293/xnikki118xatlj/me/me003.jpg[img]

ah thank you for posting that pic, i'm not familiar with the members of Evilbore and for a second i thought that the guy was complementing you man-boobs lol

I wish

Mupepe · « **Reply #35 on:** October 05, 2008, 12:48:41 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on October 04, 2008, 06:31:01 AM

Men tend to say a lot of things out loud that they should have best kept to themselves.

Is that directed at me??? Oh my God, that's why we stopped talking!!!

Quote from: tiesto on October 04, 2008, 10:36:46 AM

Was his name Himuro?

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #36 on:** October 05, 2008, 01:20:30 PM »

man boobs >>>> mammary glands

elektrikluv · « **Reply #37 on:** October 05, 2008, 03:13:30 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 05, 2008, 12:48:41 PM

Quote from: elektrikluv on October 04, 2008, 06:31:01 AM
Men tend to say a lot of things out loud that they should have best kept to themselves.

Is that directed at me??? Oh my God, that's why we stopped talking!!!

Not at all! by 'out loud' I meant literally out loud, in person. We haven't stopped talking have we

BlackMage · « **Reply #38 on:** October 05, 2008, 03:55:33 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 05, 2008, 12:48:41 PM

Quote from: elektrikluv on October 04, 2008, 06:31:01 AM
Men tend to say a lot of things out loud that they should have best kept to themselves.

Is that directed at me??? Oh my God, that's why we stopped talking!!!

she said men.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #39 on:** October 05, 2008, 05:10:59 PM »

at my old job, a pregnant woman was actively smoking heaps of cigarettes because she 'wanted a small baby'. Fucking disgusting, she should have been fired on principle

Mupepe · « **Reply #40 on:** October 05, 2008, 09:56:24 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on October 05, 2008, 03:13:30 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on October 05, 2008, 12:48:41 PM
Quote from: elektrikluv on October 04, 2008, 06:31:01 AM
Men tend to say a lot of things out loud that they should have best kept to themselves.

Is that directed at me??? Oh my God, that's why we stopped talking!!!

Not at all! by 'out loud' I meant literally out loud, in person. We haven't stopped talking have we

Don't worry

Quote from: BlackMage on October 05, 2008, 03:55:33 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on October 05, 2008, 12:48:41 PM
Quote from: elektrikluv on October 04, 2008, 06:31:01 AM
Men tend to say a lot of things out loud that they should have best kept to themselves.

Is that directed at me??? Oh my God, that's why we stopped talking!!!

she said men.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #41 on:** October 05, 2008, 09:58:25 PM »

I really like your boobies

BlackMage · « **Reply #42 on:** October 05, 2008, 10:03:00 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 05, 2008, 09:56:24 PM

you know i'm playin' boo

xnikki118x · « **Reply #43 on:** October 06, 2008, 02:47:56 AM »

Quote from: Night Man on October 05, 2008, 04:08:05 AM

Wait, is that a bunk bed?

Yeah, it's a futon on the bottom and a twin on top. I still live with my parents.

Quote from: Scenester on October 05, 2008, 05:10:59 PM

at my old job, a pregnant woman was actively smoking heaps of cigarettes because she 'wanted a small baby'. Fucking disgusting, she should have been fired on principle

Um yeah I agree. And cited for child endangerment, perhaps!

Quote from: DJ_Tet on October 05, 2008, 09:58:25 PM

I really like your boobies

Robo · « **Reply #44 on:** October 06, 2008, 02:56:06 AM »

I eat Sheetz food way more than I'd normally care to admit, but it's the perfect place to go at 4 in the morning.

I wish we had Wawa's around where I am. I really love their wraps.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #45 on:** October 06, 2008, 05:02:21 AM »

We have WaWa and I've never had their wraps. I actually didn't know they made food like that until recently. I'll have to try it out!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #46 on:** October 06, 2008, 05:15:57 AM »

Nikki, serious question, has anyone ever scored points w/ you in RL by praising your boobs?

xnikki118x · « **Reply #47 on:** October 06, 2008, 05:41:23 AM »

I really don't think so. Unless James did and I don't remember, hah, but my boobs weren't as ample when we started dating anyway.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #48 on:** October 06, 2008, 08:55:04 PM »

Quote

Men tend to say a lot of things out loud that they should have best kept to themselves.

I actually had a female friend who used to publicly direct this sort of remark at random women.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #49 on:** October 06, 2008, 09:09:37 PM »

It is truly sad that at this day and age, a person can not compliment another on the features they find most endearing about the other.
What you should have done, Nik, is respectfully tell the man that they are nice but are spoken for. Then lift your shirt and show the person what they couldn't have.
Then, as you walk away, sing the words of a masterpiece:
"Look, but you can't touch. 'Cause the best things in life ain't cheap...."

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Author Topic: lol oh my god (Read 6152 times)