Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?

[Madrun Badrun]

I've got a cockring of Sodom that gives fun + 8 if you want it Drinky. 

[Van Cruncheon]

i am only interested in your second anus of deep defilement

[Madrun Badrun]

That's not an item I can send in the mail. 

[Flannel Boy]

That's not an item I can send in the mail. 

Father Mike don't worry; Drinky's the one who's going to be sticking an item inside your slot.

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

not to derail the topic, but I think it was in one of Al Franken's books where it was debunked that O' Reilly was ever "working class".  He wasn't rich-rich, but he was about as blue collar as an albino with really bad dandruff (ergo, not very much at all).

Of course, phony populism is what conservatives have been about for decades now, so this should be no surprise.

[Tristam]

I wish I could say that I've read fewer Dragonlance books than anyone here.  :'(

[Eric P]

I wish I could say that I've read fewer Dragonlance books than anyone here.  :'(

i read chronicles then the first one of the follow up series (legends, i think).

then i read the first drizzt book

then i found real fantasy

[Smooth Groove]

Dragonlance might not be classic literature but it kills the Drizzt series. 

[Eric P]

Dragonlance might not be classic literature but it kills the Drizzt series. 

Drizzt, the Mccain of his tribe!

[tiesto]

not to derail the topic, but I think it was in one of Al Franken's books where it was debunked that O' Reilly was ever "working class".  He wasn't rich-rich, but he was about as blue collar as an albino with really bad dandruff (ergo, not very much at all).

Of course, phony populism is what conservatives have been about for decades now, so this should be no surprise.

Levittown was *THE* epitome of middle class suburbia back when O'Reilly lived there. Still is, actually.

[CajoleJuice]

Yeah, I think Levittown is known as the first suburbian development in the US.

[Flannel Boy]

Yeah, I think Levittown is known as the first suburbian development in the US.

So his father was an accountant, he grew up in an all white suburb, and went to a private school. Yeah, that sounds very working class.

[CajoleJuice]

Yeah, I think Levittown is known as the first suburbian development in the US.

So his father was an accountant, he grew up in an all white suburb, and went to a private school. Yeah, that sounds very working class.

He grew up less working-class than me.

[T234]

Bill seems to think so. The following is an excerpt from his new book, "A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity":

Next time you meet an atheist, tell him or her that you know a bold, fresh guy, a barbarian who was raised in a working-class home and retains the lessons he learned there.

Then mention to that atheist that this guy is now watched and listened to, on a daily basis, by millions of people all over the world and, to boot, sells millions of books.

Then, while the non-believer is digesting all that, ask him or her if they still don't believe there's a God!

 
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I WORKED IN A SEVERAL-SQUARE ACRE TOBACCO FARM FROM THE TIME I WAS 9 THIS FELLER COULD NOT CUT TOBACCO WITHOUT A LAWYER PRESENT DUE THE SHARPNESS OF THE DULLEST TOBACCO KNIFE

[TVC15]

I think it's almost time for a Dragonlance appreciation thread.

If Prole gets to (unfairly) be Raistlin Majere, who do I get to be?  Demi is that kender fuckwit.

[Phoenix Dark]

Seems like it's only right that I at least read one Dragonlance book, just to see what it is.

[recursivelyenumerable]

If Prole gets to (unfairly) be Raistlin Majere, who do I get to be?  Demi is that kender fuckwit.

I always liked Dragonlance but don't really remember any of the characters besides Raistlin and I guess his dumb brother.   Wait, wasn't the lord of evil a hot chick?  Can I be her?

pd: iirc the second trilogy is the best by far, but to make sense of them you'd have to get through the first trilogy so all in all it might not be worth the bother.

[Van Cruncheon]

I think it's almost time for a Dragonlance appreciation thread.

If Prole gets to (unfairly) be Raistlin Majere, who do I get to be?  Demi is that kender fuckwit.

you are the dalamar nightson to my raistlin majere. on the plus side, you get to fuck kitiara, my slutty herpes-ridden half-sister. on the down side, i get to kill you.

edit: i am surprised you didn't pick lord soth!

[Van Cruncheon]

it's all pretty awful stuff, but yeah, the second trilogy is, uh, better than the first. the first is just narration of a shitty d&d campaign. the  "twins" trilogy is narration of a shitty EMO d&d campaign, and therefore is hilarious.

[Smooth Groove]

TVC should pick Sturm since his Warhammer character has the same mustache. 

I got first dibs on Tanis.  He was terribly boring but for some reason, he got all the ass. 

[Phoenix Dark]

I wish I got into D&D or Warhammer as a kid. I was a heavy Pokemon card player/mover n shaker but that was the extent of my nerd-dom

[CajoleJuice]

i'm pretty sure being homeschooled multiplies your nerd-dom tenfold

[Van Cruncheon]

tanis sucked. everyone knows there are only a few good dragonlance characters.

sturm brightblade, because he went out hardcore and because his name is so distinguished mentally-challenged
raistlin majere, because he was totally bish and got to be an evil god
caramon majere, because he was dumb and loyal and banged a lot of whores
kitiara majere, because she was a slut
lord soth, because he could fuck you up
flint somethingbeard, because he wanted to kill that fucking kender SO BAD

NOT COOL choices:

fizban, because stupid fucking gods of good shouldn't go slumming with joke characters
tasslehoff, because he ruined it for everyone, especially the reader
tanis, because he put pussy on a pedestal
goldmoon and riverwind, because they were fucking hippies and didn't have the good sense to stay dead

...and a bunch of people i forget but surely hated

[Phoenix Dark]

the fact that you remember all these names and details suggests the books made a lasting impression on you 

[recursivelyenumerable]

Don't they go back in time to a Catholic theocracy or something?  I liked that bit

[Bocsius]

I'd be Reorx so dwarves would swear by my beard.*



*Note to self: grow a beard.

[Van Cruncheon]

the fact that you remember all these names and details suggests the books made a lasting impression on you 

dude, i can remember all kindsa shit. don't hate on my 16 int

[TVC15]

You know, Prole, since you're allowed to have illusions of some 16 intelligence, I'm just going to go on and say that I am the Fistandantilus to your Raistlin.

[Van Cruncheon]

[Tristam]

But Raistlin finally went back in time and used Fistandantilus's own bloodstone to absorb his lifeforce. Sleight-of-hand +2.








WHY DO I REMEMBER THIS?


And for the record, Lord Soth was the coolest character to ever come out of Krynn.