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This guy just came up to me and started talking...
« on: October 06, 2008, 03:57:04 PM »
Guy: Have you heard about this Netflix thing? They've got over a hundred thousand movies.

Me: Yeah, I've had it for a while.

Guy: You could sleep for 8 hours and then just watch movies for the next 16 for your whole life. How does that sound?

Me: *laughs* Not too bad, I guess, if you have the money to do it.

This seemed to be the response he was hoping for because he immediately launched into a 20-minute lecture that ranged in topic from the difference between being a spectator and actually doing something to the inevitability of death to the wisdom of old age to the impotency of knowledge without action to the failings of the modern education system to the rejection of the true nature of democracy in America to the analogy of a citizen as a prisoner to the hierarchy of society [Weak->Strong->Smart->Rich] to the constants of humanity to the importance of "What?" over "Why?" to the importance of starting life with a solid foundation and more that I can't recall at the moment. All the while he sprinkled in personal anecdotes and appropriate metaphors.

Picture this: I, a 21 year old college student, squatting on the floor while pawing through a rack of $6 PC games at Big Lots [the poor-man's Wal-Mart] as a 60-ish stranger philosophizes for twenty minutes straight and we just so happen to be in the middle of Nowhere, Oklahoma. I half-expected him to end his lecture with "And if you want to know more about what I'm saying, check out Zeitgeist: The Movie], but he seemed satisfied enough with my responses to leave it at just the lecture.

I really to just tell him that there are somethings that can only be experienced in fiction so just let me buy my movies and games in peace, but I figured that would only prolong the discussion further and I really wanted to get back to pawing through $6 PC games.

The whole thing was just weird, really.
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Re: This guy just came up to me and started talking...
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2008, 04:01:04 PM »
If you hadn't answered correctly he would've followed you to you car and then we'd be hearing about how you're missing on the news.
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Re: This guy just came up to me and started talking...
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2008, 04:03:26 PM »
Only if he lured me to his white van with the promise of free strategy games.
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Re: This guy just came up to me and started talking...
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2008, 04:04:04 PM »
Why didn't you leave?
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Re: This guy just came up to me and started talking...
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2008, 04:04:22 PM »
Did you fondle his balls while he was talking?  This is proper edicate.
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Re: This guy just came up to me and started talking...
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2008, 04:04:50 PM »
Did you fondle his balls while he was talking?  This is proper edicate.

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Re: This guy just came up to me and started talking...
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2008, 04:09:33 PM »
Why didn't you leave?

He was probably mentally insane or something. If I hadn't listened to him he might have shanked me with a plastic spoon.

Plus it was one of the those weird situations where you want to leave but the whole thing is so surreal that you want to stay and see how it plays out.
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Re: This guy just came up to me and started talking...
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2008, 04:19:58 PM »
I would have eaten him out.

Fixed.  :-*  nomnomnom
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Re: This guy just came up to me and started talking...
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2008, 04:23:02 PM »
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Re: This guy just came up to me and started talking...
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2008, 04:25:36 PM »
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Re: This guy just came up to me and started talking...
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2008, 04:26:52 PM »
The mentally insane at Big Lots? no way!!
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Re: This guy just came up to me and started talking...
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2008, 04:33:29 PM »
It's sad it's okay to talk to strangers on the internet but not in person.

I totally understand this sentiment, talking to them, but this sounded like a weirdo.  :cookiem
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Re: This guy just came up to me and started talking...
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2008, 04:54:47 PM »
It's sad it's okay to talk to strangers on the internet but not in person.

On the internet, you can just close the browser.

The mentally insane at Big Lots? no way!!

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« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2008, 05:14:09 PM »
You are right in the 'poor man's wal mart' angle though. I walk in and all I see is junk and almost if not expired food. My wife loves it though she has moved away from buying the shitty food.
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Re: This guy just came up to me and started talking...
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2008, 05:41:42 PM »
This is what Socrates did to the people of Athens.  You should feel blessed.  You should also sentence him to death if the opportunity ever arises. 

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Re: This guy just came up to me and started talking...
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2008, 05:50:11 PM »
You are right in the 'poor man's wal mart' angle though. I walk in and all I see is junk and almost if not expired food. My wife loves it though she has moved away from buying the shitty food.

I don't go there very often, but I like it because they always have really cheap DVDs and PC games.

This is what Socrates did to the people of Athens.  You should feel blessed.  You should also sentence him to death if the opportunity ever arises. 

I'll bring my hemlock with me next time I go to Big Lots!
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Re: This guy just came up to me and started talking...
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2008, 06:27:14 PM »
So, did he at least offer you a free month on Netflix?

No.  :(
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