Author Topic: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic! (Read 1426 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** October 06, 2008, 07:47:37 PM »

I've been drinking virtually every night - hard liquor on weekends and seasonal ale on weekdays. I'm already inebriated (it's 7:30!). It's only because I have a distinct love for pumpkin ales, spiced ales and Octoberfest brews. I will probably buy another case or two full of pumpkin ale tomorrow.

That will last me 'till Thursday.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #1 on:** October 06, 2008, 07:49:27 PM »

Don't drink.

SAVE YOUR BODY FROM SATAN'S SEMEN.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #2 on:** October 06, 2008, 07:49:38 PM »

no wonder you have such poor judgment

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** October 06, 2008, 07:50:52 PM »

You refuse to answer your critics' questions, Patel! Don't judge me!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** October 06, 2008, 07:54:14 PM »

Wilco while your drunk, I think I should say, and I only say this because I care. You're the other man.

Eric P · « **Reply #5 on:** October 06, 2008, 07:56:03 PM »

i too love the pumpkin ales

brooklyn is my downfall where several of the bars have the shit on tap

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** October 06, 2008, 07:56:45 PM »

For the last three weeks, I've been drinking nightly, mostly vodka and whiskey.

Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2008, 07:50:52 PM

You refuse to answer your critics' questions, Patel! Don't judge me!

Instead of answering difficult questions, Patel distracts with his Negro-magic.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #7 on:** October 06, 2008, 08:08:18 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2008, 07:50:52 PM

You refuse to answer your critics' questions, Patel! Don't judge me!

what...what questions

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** October 06, 2008, 08:11:09 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on October 06, 2008, 08:08:18 PM

Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2008, 07:50:52 PM
You refuse to answer your critics' questions, Patel! Don't judge me!

what...what questions

Why have you chosen to go negative?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** October 06, 2008, 08:11:19 PM »

I found a 24-pk case of Octoberfest for $24! I am going to buy the hell out of that!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #10 on:** October 06, 2008, 08:12:01 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2008, 08:11:19 PM

I found a 24-pk case of Octoberfest for $24! I am going to buy the hell out of that!

that's not the change we need. eh eh eh.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** October 06, 2008, 08:15:00 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2008, 08:11:19 PM

I found a 24-pk case of Octoberfest for $24! I am going to buy the hell out of that!

oh shit, nice!

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #12 on:** October 06, 2008, 08:26:11 PM »

Fuck I'd move to America just for cheap beer.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13 on:** October 06, 2008, 09:02:36 PM »

*Lifts beer in the air as a toast to Wilco*

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** October 06, 2008, 09:18:55 PM »

Down to my last beer

Brehvolution · « **Reply #15 on:** October 06, 2008, 09:25:03 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2008, 09:18:55 PM

Down to my last beer

It's still early, hit the bars. Have the best Monday you've had in years.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** October 06, 2008, 09:29:18 PM »

I can't drive in this condition!

I have some light beers left and half a bottle of tequila. Might make some magic happen.

BlackMage · « **Reply #17 on:** October 06, 2008, 09:30:20 PM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on October 06, 2008, 07:49:27 PM

Don't drink.

SAVE YOUR BODY FROM SATAN'S SEMEN.

im sure you've already sucked that dick dry you gay bastard

tiesto · « **Reply #18 on:** October 06, 2008, 10:59:35 PM »

John Harvard's Pumpkin Spice Ale

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #19 on:** October 07, 2008, 12:32:23 AM »

thanks to this thread I had some Blue Moon Seasonal Pumpkin Ale (draft) with dinner tonight

THANKS BOYEE

T234 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 07, 2008, 11:57:11 AM »

We need an Israeli flag with a crying beer bottle for willco.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #21 on:** October 07, 2008, 12:25:56 PM »

So have I!

I drink nightly, which is bad because I have homework and shit to do.

Tieno · « **Reply #22 on:** October 07, 2008, 12:40:18 PM »

does your jewism allow you to drink?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** October 07, 2008, 01:24:41 PM »

Man, I love Octoberfest brews so much. I haven't been going out/drinking much lately though.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** October 07, 2008, 02:32:17 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on October 07, 2008, 12:40:18 PM

does your jewism allow you to drink?

This made no sense.

I'm going to go out and buy some cases of Pumpkin Ale and Octoberfest, and then watch The Howling. Yay for seasonal ales!

tiesto · « **Reply #25 on:** October 07, 2008, 06:44:23 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on October 07, 2008, 12:40:18 PM

does your jewism allow you to drink?

Of course:

Brehvolution · « **Reply #26 on:** October 07, 2008, 07:21:03 PM »

Hey hey hey... it's another night on EB and oh, look.... I have a beer in my hand.

Robo · « **Reply #27 on:** October 07, 2008, 08:06:23 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2008, 08:11:19 PM

I found a 24-pk case of Octoberfest for $24! I am going to buy the hell out of that!

where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** October 07, 2008, 08:52:31 PM »

Secret

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #29 on:** October 07, 2008, 08:54:40 PM »

It was probably Costco.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** October 07, 2008, 08:58:37 PM »

Shut the fuck up, Joel!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #31 on:** October 08, 2008, 11:16:16 AM »

Just bumping so Robo doesn't miss it.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #32 on:** October 08, 2008, 11:20:21 AM »

So no new job yet then?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #33 on:** October 08, 2008, 12:22:52 PM »

Yeah, I got a job offer days ago. I'm just doing all the preliminary crap now. I'd still drink even if I had to work in the early morning hours!

Robo · « **Reply #34 on:** October 08, 2008, 07:56:11 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 08, 2008, 11:16:16 AM

Just bumping so Robo doesn't miss it.

oh shit

Brehvolution · « **Reply #35 on:** October 08, 2008, 08:17:32 PM »

WHo Knew???
Me, another night on EB, and a beer in hand. Drinking every night isn't so bad if you don't have anything better to do than be somewhat quiet while the kids are sleeping.

Cheers to all.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:39:23 PM »

I bought a 24-pk of Dogfish Head Pumpkin Ale today.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37 on:** October 08, 2008, 11:37:53 PM »

Working a great buzz right now. Might crank out The Howling in HD.

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Author Topic: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic! (Read 1426 times)