Which Evilborian would you vote for President?

[Smooth Groove]

My 1st choice is PD because I"m a firm believer in Roosevelt's "Big Stick Policy". 

[cool breeze]

Frag

[Van Cruncheon]

me

i would re-imagine pasolini's salo as an american institution, and i would invite you all to join in my newly-created dept of depucelation

drinky crow, america's duc

[CajoleJuice]

Frag/Mandark 2012

[Phoenix Dark]

Frag/Mandark 2012

Mandark should head the ticket. Frag would be the attack dog VP

why isn't this a poll thread smh

[Fresh Prince]

Malek as philosopher king/enlightened despot would be interesting

[cubicle47b]

Hito or Mandark.  If I didn't have to live here, Drinky (it would be fun to watch).

[CajoleJuice]

Frag/Mandark 2012

Mandark should head the ticket. Frag would be the attack dog VP

yeah, that sounds better

[BlackMage]

me and my vice president would be ichi

[MrAngryFace]

yikes

[CajoleJuice]

me and my vice president would be ichi

pretty sure japafags are banned from running for public office

[Brehvolution]

FoC/ Siamesedreamer  is my lawn sign.

[demi]

Joe Molotov so I can jerk off to him every time he's on television

[drew]

tvc

I want to be able to walk in a 7-11 and buy a valium slushy and find percocet on the shelf next to Tylenol at Kroger.

Vice President:  CajoleJuice, but only if he promised to make anime go the way of the cuban cigar.

[Phoenix Dark]

Secretary of +10 Defense: Drinky
Secretary of State: MAF
Secretary of Education: Father Mike
Secretary of the Treasury: Smooth Groove
Secretary of Health and Human Services: TVC

[demi]

PD because we haven't had a good ol assassination lately

[Van Cruncheon]

department of homeland security: t234

[CajoleJuice]

department of homeland security: t234

damn it, beaten

[Smooth Groove]

Ok, go to the Poll thread instead.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=25434.0

Actually, I'll unlock this so you guys can continue the conversation here if you like. 

[The Fake Shemp]

None of you.

[Smooth Groove]

Secretary of Education: Father Mike

 

[Oblivion]

Malek as philosopher king/enlightened despot would be interesting

Yeah, that would be something to consider. Drinky would be another, of course. Mainly cause unlike most interweb intellectuals, Drinky seems to have knowledge about the sciences, and not just gay literature. Also, if that were to be, I'd nominate drohne as the VP. A great depression with those two would be pretty interesting I would think.

[CajoleJuice]

I've gotten two votes for VP?

No wonder this country is going down the tubes.

[MrAngryFace]

Im secretary of state or treasury so far

[Smooth Groove]

Im secretary of state or treasury so far

As if our country needs to be in more debt!

[MrAngryFace]

My finances are fine

[T234]

department of homeland security: t234

damn it, beaten

YAAWWW MOTHER FUCKERS

Myself.

I'd pick Cajole as VP.
Lyte as Secretary of State.
MAF as Secretary of the Treasury.
Ichi as Chief of Staff.
Darunia as Secretary of Homeland Security(it was a tie between him and FoC).
Tauntaun as Secretary of Energy.
Wilco as Director of National Drug Control Policy.
The Card Cheat Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency.
PD as Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
Distant as Secretary of Defense(and whatever else gives him the power to build defense robots).

I know this isn't a full cabinet, but I plan to include people with real experience in the other ones. That way I look totally cool, and reminiscent to Reagan and Obama.

ON NOTICE EXPECT VANS AND WHIRLIES

[Smooth Groove]

My finances are fine

Yeah, but you can't stop buying stuff.  

[Mr. Gundam]

Distant as Secretary of Defense(and whatever else gives him the power to build defense robots).

Defense robots? Fuck that shit. They're gonna be a bunch of offense robots used to kill and steal everyone's oil.

[MrAngryFace]

My finances are fine

Yeah, but you can't stop buying stuff.  

Everyone would get matlock season 1 on dvd

[drew]

I've gotten two votes for VP?

No wonder this country is going down the tubes.

This is 95% of the internet's prefered pastime.  something has to be done i mean good god look at that thing

[Phoenix Dark]

My finances are fine

Yeah, but you can't stop buying stuff. 

Everyone would get matlock season 1 on dvd

"you may not get the 700 billion back, but you WILL get Matlock season 1 and Slayers on DVD!"

Florida in the bag

[Greatness Gone]

I'd paint the white house pink, take over france/spain/africa, and have my cabinet dress in drag.

Black and white people would have specal privs, too. tvc would be my vice ho.

[Madrun Badrun]

Drinky is the only answer.  PD for VP, though only because it rhymes.   

Secretary of Education: Father Mike

 

I'll teach you to laugh at me!   

[Mr. Gundam]

Distant as Secretary of Defense(and whatever else gives him the power to build defense robots).

Defense robots? Fuck that shit. They're gonna be a bunch of offense robots used to kill and steal everyone's oil.

Defense is just a buzz word used to win over the public.

And once we steal their oil, we'll sell it back to them at an inflated price. The money will be dispersed to all EBers so everyone can partake in the daily "what did you buy?" threads!

[Madrun Badrun]

Distant as Secretary of Defense(and whatever else gives him the power to build defense robots).

But he'd let terrorist in though the back door. 

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Keep'em in Canada.  That's what I say. 

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[Phoenix Dark]

Distant as Secretary of Defense(and whatever else gives him the power to build defense robots).

But he'd let terrorist in though the back door. 

Only on dress-up nights

[Greatness Gone]

Distant as Secretary of Defense(and whatever else gives him the power to build defense robots).

But he'd let terrorist in though the back door. 

Terrorist cocks. 

/drool

[Madrun Badrun]

Distant as Secretary of Defense(and whatever else gives him the power to build defense robots).

But he'd let terrorist in though the back door. 

Only on dress-up nights

Dressed up with a strap-on bomb. 

[Bocsius]

I'll vote for whomever would chop the country and sell it piecemeal to special interests.

[duckman2000]

Some European