Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)

[Smooth Groove]

Let me know what else I should add.  

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Patel and his DKP-based system of checks and balances

[ferrarimanf355]

Add me! 

[Flannel Boy]

Although accurate, my description won't win me many votes.


Previous election results.

[Human Snorenado]

I voted for Drinky, because I know that I'll have a place in his despotic regime.  Preferrably in the "re-education" department.

[Van Cruncheon]

i like where this poll is headed. i promise you that when i set rome ablaze, we will all enjoy my fiddlin'

[recursivelyenumerable]

I voted for Malek, because I don't think he'd enjoy it.

[MrAngryFace]

I WOULDNT BLINKKKKK

[Greatness Gone]

GG and his drag cab, bitches

[Phoenix Dark]

GG and his drag cab, bitches

depends on how many drag queens you send to...lobby for my support

[Flannel Boy]

I voted for Malek, because I don't think he'd enjoy it.

In my whole life, I really don't recall enjoying anything. So, at worst, it would be a lateral move.

[Van Cruncheon]

i'd let you run my federal bureau of homosexual recruitment, gg, with special emphasis on high school programs and christian communities.

[Flannel Boy]

i'd let you run my federal bureau of homosexual recruitment, gg, with special emphasis on high school programs and christian communities.

named the Bureau of Just-Ass or the Department of Homoland Sexurity?

[MyNameIsMethodis]

AM I NOT AN EVILBORIAN?

[recursivelyenumerable]

In my whole life, I really don't recall enjoying anything. So, at worst, it would be a lateral move.

[Tauntaun]

I voted Prole cause I'm pretty sure he'd let me develop space marines with which to conquer the world.   

[Flannel Boy]

I would of added you to my Cabinet, but Wilco strikes me as a guy that would know more about drugs.

I'd put you in charge of the English Language Acquisition Office.

[Van Cruncheon]

I voted Prole cause I'm pretty sure he'd let me develop space marines with which to conquer the world.  

at the very least, my hump-crazed comrade. there is no point in being hegemon ONLY of this ass-backwards piece of second-world real estate; no, we will need to conquer the rest of this world so i can rename it from EARF to THE ASSCUNT PLANET

[duckman2000]

I don't see any Europeans on that list 

[Tauntaun]

I voted Prole cause I'm pretty sure he'd let me develop space marines with which to conquer the world.  

at the very least, my hump-crazed comrade. there is no point in being hegemon ONLY of this ass-backwards piece of second-world real estate; no, we will need to conquer the rest of this world so i can rename it from EARF to THE ASSCUNT PLANET

I shall be thine Xenocide! 

[Fresh Prince]

Prole's probably the only sane choice but then the thought of Malek with power make me think he'll turn into Napoleon, impose sterilization on religious people and other crazy shit.  

[Flannel Boy]

I type good.

You and Father Mike better stay the fuck away from the department of education.

Prole's probably the only sane choice but then the thought of Malek with power make me think he'll turn into Napoleon, impose sterilization on religious people and other crazy shit.  

I'm the most level-headed poster on this forum. I'd only sterilize FoC, Methodis, and that woman in Arkansas who has had twenty kids.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

You're just jealous that I have good taste in music.

[Fresh Prince]

You say that now but sterilization is addicting.

[Flannel Boy]

You're just jealous that I have good taste in music.

I believe you said something positive about the Grateful Dead, so that can't be it.

[Madrun Badrun]

I type good.

You and Father Mike better stay the fuck away from the department of education.

Prole's probably the only sane choice but then the thought of Malek with power make me think he'll turn into Napoleon, impose sterilization on religious people and other crazy shit.  

I'm the most level-headed poster on this forum. I'd only sterilize FoC, Methodis, and that woman in Arkansas who has had twenty kids.

As prime minister of education I promise to burn all the creationists at the stake.  Also to get the bible belt votes, I would also give equal burning time to our top biologists.     

[MyNameIsMethodis]

You're just jealous that I have good taste in music.

I believe you said something positive about the Grateful Dead, so that can't be it.

What happened to us being the Beatle Buddies?

[Flannel Boy]

What happened to us being the Beatle Buddies?

Jenny Lewis Haters have special place in Guantanamo Bay

[Madrun Badrun]

What happened to us being the Beatle Buddies?

Jenny Lewis Haters have special place in Guantanamo Bay

The outside of it? 

[MyNameIsMethodis]

What happened to us being the Beatle Buddies?

Jenny Lewis Haters have special place in Guantanamo Bay

[Flannel Boy]

Fine, Father Mike will be sterilized instead. Though, if you ask me, it seems needless.

[Human Snorenado]

What happened to us being the Beatle Buddies?

Jenny Lewis Haters have special place in Guantanamo Bay

Psst... she's on Conan tonight.

[MrAngryFace]

Hope they put it on youtube

[Eric P]

Hope they put it on youtube

or on mytube, amitire?

[patrickula]

I think the last option in polls is usually "Mupepe"  

[Flannel Boy]

Hope they put it on youtube

or on mytube, amitire?

Credit card info? Fuck that noise.

[Eric P]

is that a real site?

i was just trying to reference my genitals in public

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Jenny Lewis tits can be on mytube

[Madrun Badrun]

Fine, Father Mike will be sterilized instead. Though, if you ask me, it seems needless.

That's a false dilemma, as it's an extreme view that forces to sterilize someone when we don't have too!   

spoiler (click to show/hide)

ethics mid term tomorrow.

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I think the last option in polls is usually "Mupepe"  

New guy bringing the EB smack down.

Patrickula for administrator of customs.     

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I nominate FoC

In a year, after his Lolbertarian antics cause mass discontent, I will then sack him and be a totalitarian dictator.

Things I would do:

- American Cultural Revolution - Put humiliating signs on corrupt CEOs and force them to walk down ghettos if they steal money.
- American Great Leap Forward - Improve society on the backs of Libertarians, rednecks, and other undesirables
- Ship all criminals to Alaska like Siberia
- Last but not least, unfurl the new eugenics program

[Tieno]

Where can I vote for Tauntaun?

[Fragamemnon]

I definitely went with drinky crow. his brand of sarcastic, witty socialism would bring healing to our great nation.

[cloudwalking]

there are no female candidates on this list.

[Cormacaroni]

there are no female candidates on this list.

it's not for VP...

[Oblivion]

there are no female candidates on this list.

I don't see why there would be. ::

[Mandark]

I like how I'm the only poster bland enough not to get a blurb.

[Smooth Groove]

I like how I'm the only poster bland enough not to get a blurb.

Yet you're still in 2nd place.   

I wasn't sure what you stand for since I don't read GAF poli threads.  You were cool to talk B-ball with but that's not relevant to the poll. 

[Bildi]

I think the last option in polls is usually "Mupepe" 

I can't vote until this option is added.

[Brehvolution]

When does the smear campaign start?

[Bloodwake]

Guess I'm running on the independent ticket.

BLOODWAKE FOR ICON 08

[muckhole]

The Drinky Crow autocracy is the only plausible option where I don't wind up in stocks in the town square with something put up my bum.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Drinky/Caligula.