Splenda is a poor sugar substitute in my morning coffee.

[muckhole]

There's no sugar left here at work, so I'm using Splenda to sweeten my coffee. 

It's making my tongue numb. All the scientific advancements in the world and this is the best they can come up with?

[jiji]

Splenda is a poor sugar substitute in...just about anything.  It's the weird aftertaste that kills it.

But since I don't like it, it's easy for me to avoid most of the crop of soft drinks concocted in the past 5? years.

[muckhole]

It's the weird aftertaste that kills it.

It's like a chemical burn in my mouth. Science has failed me yet again. First, affordable sex robots, now this.