Roomie-Bore: Guess how much my roommate owes in library fines.

[Beardo]

My Roommate is writing a paper about WW2 and he checked out like 60 books from the library. Guess is  much my roommate owes in library fines.

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Over $200,  WHAT THE FUCK

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[Tieno]

roffels.

Why would a library allow you to check out that many books?
I can't checkout more than 5 or 6 books total for one or two week at my Uni.

[Beardo]

roffels.

Why would a library allow you to check out that many books?
I can't checkout more than 5 or 6 books total for one or two week at my Uni.

He's a PHD student. So the rules are waived for him. He deserves the fine though, he's extremely absent minded and lacks any common sense.

[Phoenix Dark]

it's so easy to renew library books online. you've got to be real absent minded to forget shit like that

[Smooth Groove]

Tell him to bargain with the Librarian.  That's what I did as a student.  I just lied about not being to afford the fine so she brought it down to $20. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Tell him to bargain with the Librarian.  That's what I did as a student.  I just lied about not being to afford the fine so she brought it down to $20. 

too  bad you couldn't bargain with a bbc. i'm sure she would have cut the entire fee

[Smooth Groove]

A BBC would be handy in many situations.  Equipped with one, I probably could have taken her home with me, like in all those net videos. 

[CajoleJuice]

[Phoenix Dark]

Invite me to your caucasian island Cajole. I'll be Shane Diesel, you can be that white dude

[CajoleJuice]

I'll take you to the Bunk House.

[Tauntaun]

I'll take you to the Bunk House.

Sounds like a house for bro rape.

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[Tieno]

it's so easy to renew library books online. you've got to be real absent minded to forget shit like that

Yep and they always e-mail like a few notices as the due date comes closer.