GAMER GRUB!!1!

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Stolen from UKR:

SAN DIEGO--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Biosilo Foods today announced that Gamer Grub(tm) has become the official snack supplier of the World Cyber Games (WCG) USA 2008 (www.wcg.com/usa). Through this partnership, Gamer Grub will supply its great tasting, healthy line of performance snacks to the gamers participating in WCG USA at E for All in Los Angeles, CA from October 3 - 5, 2008.

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Designed for hungry gamers who want to continue playing games while consuming snacks, Gamer Grub is a great tasting, healthy line of performance snacks. With a patent-pending formulation to support cognitive functions, gamers will have the opportunity to boost core gaming systems and speed reaction times for maximum gaming performance. The ergonomic packaging design maximizes fast-action dispensing of the snack - eliminating the potential of keyboard crumbs and greasy fingers.

strategy chocolate 

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gyms, tsc tsc. how could you target ACTION GAME PERFORMANCE in a gym? seems OVER for physical exercise, Biosilo Foods has the solution in a handy ergonomic packaging! With PIZZA FLAVOR!!!!!1!

[Tieno]

Designed for hungry gamers who want to continue playing games while consuming snacks, Gamer Grub is a great tasting, healthy line of performance snacks. With a patent-pending formulation to support cognitive functions, gamers will have the opportunity to boost core gaming systems and speed reaction times for maximum gaming performance. The ergonomic packaging design maximizes fast-action dispensing of the snack - eliminating the potential of keyboard crumbs and greasy fingers.

Pantent-pending formulation supporting my cognitive functions!
Boosting my core gaming systems and reaction times!!
Packaging designed for fast-action dipensing!!!

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the fuck?

Maybe a bi-weekly trip to the gym would boost performance too, and save the shame of buying this in a store.

exactly

[TVC15]

Maybe a bi-weekly trip to the gym would boost performance too, and save the shame of buying this in a store.

http://technology.newscientist.com/article/mg19926746.400

Kosma PWNED.  Maybe you should go to the STD clinic, or read more.

[MrAngryFace]

I still have cans of game fuel.

[Smooth Groove]

I still have cans of game fuel.

Me too.  It's part of my arsenal for overnight cramming. 

[muckhole]

http://technology.newscientist.com/article/mg19926746.400

Kosma PWNED.  Maybe you should go to the STD clinic, or read more.

Excercise helps to fight depression too.

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=combatting-depression-wit

TVC SERVED.

And I'm going to the clinic in 7 days!

QUIT INTERRUPTING MY STRATEGY CHOCOLATE.

[TVC15]

http://technology.newscientist.com/article/mg19926746.400

Kosma PWNED.  Maybe you should go to the STD clinic, or read more.

Excercise helps to fight depression too.

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=combatting-depression-wit

TVC SERVED.

And I'm going to the clinic in 7 days!

Sorry, Kosma, your original comment was about gamers being out of shape, and thus you were wrong.  You may as well just change your name to Ownedie Ownerson, because your ass just got raped for talkin out yo ass, so bad that now I'm going to have to get an HIV test.

Sometimes I wonder what it feels like to be so wrong and AIDS-addled.  Also worth noting that you are even slightly wrong on the depression, since the original article indicates depression AND substance abuse.  Substance abuse and depression have a high rate of comorbidity, and exercise would do jack for that sort of depression.  Owned again. Owned, owned, owned.

[TVC15]

I'm sorry to serve you so hard TVC, you're a good guy but no match for my University trained brain. It seems excercise is not only good for physical fitness, depression, but may also reduce substance abuse.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25063203/

 

SERVED SERVED SERVED SERVED SERVED SERVED SERVED SERVED SERVED SERVED SERVED SERVED

And what does that article have to do with gamers?  NOTHING! The original article is about a specific demographic--not about the public at large.

I'd make sure your university was accredited, Owndie.

Also, so that research was by the US Government in regards to drugs, meaning that it's probably skewed to fuck to begin with.

[Don Flamenco]

I don't trust any product marketed in 4 very different flavors, but without saying what the actual food consists of. 


and racing wasabi wat wat wat

[TVC15]

It's number 84 in the world  

http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/hybrid.asp?typeCode=144

It's okay to admit you got served, I won't tell. Just change your tag to: Served by Kosma.

Sorry, Kosma, you were demonstrably wrong on the original point.  I'm not going to get into an argument where you, very Republican like, try to alter the argument into something completely different.  It's obvious to anyone with a sense of logic that Owndie is the one that got owned here.

[TVC15]

How have I been wrong at all, Maverick?  Nothing you have posted negates the original article.  None of the articles you posted are about gamers.  Mine was specifically about gamers, a small subset of the masses.  By claiming that studies done on the masses on specific subjects MUST apply to gamers, you are presenting the fallacy of division.  Once again, I will repeat:  nothing you posted at all negates or even casts doubt on the original article.  Now go catch Osama with your sekret plan.

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Owndie

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[Phoenix Dark]

Kosma you are HIV positive, which means you can't serve anyone

[TVC15]

Kosma, you would have been much more successful if you attacked the original research, which I believe to be flawed.

I only posted it in this thread out of want of owning you.  Accomplished.

[TVC15]

As accomplished as the War in Iraq 

Being that I attacked you on the basis of a report that I believe is faulty to begin with, yes, it is like Iraq.  And my dick is just occupying your ass right now.

[Phoenix Dark]

Kosma you are HIV positive, which means you can't serve anyone

I wish I knew more about you to rebuttle, are you by any chance part of any minority?

I'm a member of the minority that put HIV on the map.

[TVC15]

The question arises is why you feel the need of owning me and fucking me in the ass when I've shown nothing but good inentions towards your kind of people.

Because I'm into BDSM?

[Flannel Boy]

It seems excercise is not only good for physical fitness, depression, but may also reduce substance abuse.

Maybe running 30k a week isn't enough.   

[tiesto]

Kosma you are HIV positive, which means you can't serve anyone

I wish I knew more about you to rebuttle, are you by any chance part of any minority?

I'm a member of the minority that put HIV on the map.

Gay?

[TVC15]

Kosma you are HIV positive, which means you can't serve anyone

I wish I knew more about you to rebuttle, are you by any chance part of any minority?

I'm a member of the minority that put HIV on the map.

Gay?

He's not lookin to get married or anything.  He just wants to kick it with a dude.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm black

[TVC15]

No biggie TVC, it's cool

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really I don't feel anything up my ass

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I'm sorry to break it to you, Kosma, but loss of feeling and numbness are symptoms of peripheral neuropathy, which often accompanies AIDS.

[TVC15]

My penis is a clear indicator of the irish portion of my ancestry.  But I think it's more likely that yo contracted AIDS while you were exploring the wide world of asian sex tourism.

[Phoenix Dark]

When I go to Japan to hang out with Ichi () I'm gonna visit as many brothels as possible. Seems like the easiest way to get laid

craiglist smh

[TVC15]

Red pubes? Freckles? Keep your Irish penis to yourself buddy. Don't be mad just cause I got laid a couple of times on holiday.

Where have I indicated that I am mad at you?  I think you just want me to play mad with you so I can dominate you again.

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all my hair is black!  And there are no freckles on my cock!

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[TVC15]

Do you look into the mirror and say, "I'd fuck me"?

[Don Flamenco]

Fighting authority and my universtiy is a sign of weakness buddy. It's number 84 in the world btw 

http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/hybrid.asp?typeCode=144

Just change your tag to "Served by Kosma" and we can forget this thread 

whoa, crazy list.  my school is 55 (wisconsin)!

[Phoenix Dark]

So you just want a piece of the same action the ladies around Asia have gotten? Can't blame you 

Of course. There are sooo many hot asians on campus, and I'm not even one of those dudes who worships asians. But damn. Too bad they wouldn't give me a second glance due to cultural stuff

[Sho Nuff]

Dammit, what actually happened to Tario

[Phoenix Dark]

I've seen Asian girls with black guys in Asia. Maybe they just worry you're too beacoup.

handsome?

[TVC15]

Do you look into the mirror and say, "I'd fuck me"?

Sometimes.

When you imagine yourself fucking yourself, do you picture yourself (as in the self doing the imagining, not the other yourself) as being on the top or the bottom?

[Eel O'Brian]

if they weren't in such embarrassing packaging, i might try one or two of these

i am a sucker for snack mixes

[TVC15]

Wtf, I don't actually imagine me fucking myself. I just think to myself "Id tap that" in a way like I think some women do when they see me.

That's some seriously fucked up shit dude.

So I'm guessing it's the most literal possibly interpretation then, since that's the one that would require the least amount of actual thought.  So little thought that, in fact, the act is taken completely for granted.  Basically, you want to "tap" your own peripheral neuropathy-afflicted bottom.

[Phoenix Dark]

Look TVC, sometimes I look in the mirror and think "hey I'm pretty good looking, if I was a girl I'd definately want to get with me" Under no circumstances would I ever tap another mans ass or my own, not in any fantasy, not in anything.

What about a very good looking cheeseburger

[Don Flamenco]

Do you look into the mirror and say, "I'd fuck me"?

Sometimes.

whoa, crazy list.  my school is 55 (wisconsin)!

Oldest University in the Netherlands beat by Wisconsin  :'(

Don't feel bad...we're also consistently ranked in the top 10 for U.S. party schools as well.      But I wonder how they get those scores..a 31 for the Student/Professor rating for UW-Madison seems extremely low, considering that I've heard like 3 people say they don't like the school in my years here...and all 3 were big fuck ups who were just mad about being assigned homework.

Also, I masturbated to Sarah Palin!

[Eel O'Brian]

i'm just talkin bout gamer grub

[TVC15]

Look TVC, sometimes I look in the mirror and think "hey I'm pretty good looking, if I was a girl I'd definately want to get with me" Under no circumstances would I ever tap another mans ass or my own, not in any fantasy, not in anything.

So you see yourself as a woman with your male self penetrating you, then?  I guess I got it wrong--this thought process is more in-depth than I figured it would be.  It's not off the cuff at all.  

Moving past that portion, since it clearly makes you uncomforable:  if you were theoretically fucking a she-you that was identical to yourself except for the female parts (let's say a clone of you that is female), would you be confident enough in your current health to *not* wear a condom?  We are inventing new fields of philosophy as we speak, Kosma.

[Positive Touch]

what in the name of christ

[TVC15]

Alright, how about this scenario then.

Let's say that while in university, you agreed to a cloning experiment for spending money.  A few years later, you get into a terrible head on automobile collision, due to your own fault (you were fiddling with a cell phone while driving, let's say).  You wore your safety belt and you are fine, if not a little dazed.  The other driver, however, was thrown through his windshield, and is on his back, twitching in the middle of the road.

You get out of your automobile and see that it is your clone.  You are shocked, and you feel a sort of natural father-like empathy with your clone, even though you did not know him that well.  Your clone is dying, and he indicates that his last request and lifelong dream is to cum as he dies.  Since both of his arms are broken, the fulfillment of his dream falls on you, his brother/father/source.  What would you do?

[Phoenix Dark]

what the fuck 

[TVC15]

Jesus TVC  .  Ofcourse I'd know my clone could never get off with a dude so I would try to call for a hooker or something.

Could I ask if you would suck your own penis if that was possible, I mean like literally bend over and suck it yourself?

So he's going to die and it's all your fault, and you won't even give him his lifelong dream?  He's a freak of science brought into the world because of you, a complete misfit in a rational world, and you won't give him even this tiny pleasure?

Also, the road is completely deserted and miles from civilization.  Nobody would EVER know you got him off.

Could I ask if you would suck your own penis if that was possible, I mean like literally bend over and suck it yourself?

That's kinda gross, but I'd at least try it out to see how my brain sits with it afterwards.  I figure it would probably be hell on my back to do that, so there's also the matter of whether the pleasure makes up for the extremely likely discomfort.  That sort of back-bending would most definitely lead to chronic back conditions, too. 

[Eel O'Brian]

if i ever got cloned i would fuck myself

just to let the copy-me know who's in charge

then we'd share a tube of gamer grub so there wouldn't be any hard feelings

[Phoenix Dark]

So if you were really drunk and that room mate had started sucking your dick, and by the time you got sober you realized damn this feels great...you'd tell him to stop it?

[TVC15]

But only a small percentage of all people are homosexuals.  Does that not make them mavericks?

Also, sniffing this here sharpie is starting to get old so I'm just going to drive home now and aim for cars in the oncoming lane to see if I can't get myself a handjob.

[Brehvolution]

Alright, how about this scenario then.

Let's say that while in university, you agreed to a cloning experiment for spending money.  A few years later, you get into a terrible head on automobile collision, due to your own fault (you were fiddling with a cell phone while driving, let's say).  You wore your safety belt and you are fine, if not a little dazed.  The other driver, however, was thrown through his windshield, and is on his back, twitching in the middle of the road.

You get out of your automobile and see that it is your clone.  You are shocked, and you feel a sort of natural father-like empathy with your clone, even though you did not know him that well.  Your clone is dying, and he indicates that his last request and lifelong dream is to cum as he dies.  Since both of his arms are broken, the fulfillment of his dream falls on you, his brother/father/source.  What would you do?

WTF?

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this thread took an interesting turn

[Tieno]

Only on Evilbore can a thread about gamergrub turn into clone-on-clone sex