I just wrote a philosophical paper about GameStop and their employees

[Bloodwake]

I basically just talked about how employees of GameStop should be allowed to discuss the company when they are off of the clock to a constructive degree.

This is for a grade.

LOL.

[CajoleJuice]

I wrote Tom Brady being the Anti-Christ into a philosophy paper last year.

[Human Snorenado]

I once used the term "God's big ass spoon" in a paper on Paradise Lost.

[cool breeze]

I included gaf as one of my arguments in a paper last year since I couldn't think of anything else and I had to start/finish writing the paper in 3 hours.  I'm glad I passed the paper, but that was probably the most filthy garbage I ever typed up for a grade.

[T234]

I once quoted Sammy fuckin Hagar's "I can't drive 55" in a persuasive speech about the raising of speed limits. My Prof was a foreigner, so she didn't know who the hell Sammy Hagar was.

Bloodwake, I have just about got everything set up.

[Tauntaun]

I included gaf as one of my arguments in a paper last year since I couldn't think of anything else and I had to start/finish writing the paper in 3 hours.  I'm glad I passed the paper, but that was probably the most filthy garbage I ever typed up for a grade.

[Kestastrophe]

I wrote a paper about the asset specificity of components in the 360 and PS3 using Williamson's model.

[Barry Egan]

I wrote a bitchin' Roland Barthes-esque paper on....

The Magic Bullet

[Human Snorenado]

For a project on sociological mores, I sent a friend into a Burger King wearing no pants but with a shirt and shoes on.  I also videotaped it.  We were promptly thrown out.

[Brehvolution]

For a project on sociological mores, I sent a friend into a Burger King wearing no pants but with a shirt and shoes on.  I also videotaped it.  We were promptly thrown out.

Awesome.

[tiesto]

I wrote a paper on showing how the Game Boy (original) was disruptive technology as outlined by the book "The Innovator's Dilemma"...

...back in 2004 before the DS was even released. 

[Bloodwake]

I included gaf as one of my arguments in a paper last year since I couldn't think of anything else and I had to start/finish writing the paper in 3 hours.  I'm glad I passed the paper, but that was probably the most filthy garbage I ever typed up for a grade.

GAF was cited in my paper. I'm not even kidding.

[Crushed]

I once used the term "God's big ass spoon" in a paper on Paradise Lost.

Context please.

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I once did a presentation on Paradise Lost where I called Satan an emo and shopped that famous woodcut of him suffering in Hell to have a My Chemical Romance shirt and emo haircut.

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[Bloodwake]

God bless college. You can pretty much write about anything and get a good grade depending on the class.