The absolute biggest clusterfuck in the world will occur in my hometown.

[T234]

     Next weekend, more than 500,000 people will descend upon a town of ~5,900 people, in a capitalist orgy like no other. More than 75,000 guns will change hands, obscure local politicians like Gatewood Galbraith (for the legalization of pot, among other things) will campaign even when he's not running, more garbage will be picked up those 3 days than the whole rest of the year, and more shitty schwag will be sold than anybody ever needed.
     I'm expected to work in the local WAL-MART on that saturday, everything in this town will be worse than the day after Thanksgiving for fucks sake, and I get paid piss nothing. I'm calling in.

I'm making this thread just to put pictures of the complete carnage on the forum.

   

[CajoleJuice]

So your town is basically Mecca for rednecks?

[T234]

Yes.

A guy I know who works in a gas station told me he sells more skoal (chewing tobacco) during those three days than he would during a 15-year period without court day. *shudders violently* 

[CajoleJuice]

5 Pillars of White Trash

- Profession of Jesus helping you win that football game
- Prayer
- Paying your pastor for that new mega-church
- The complete opposite of fasting on Super Bowl Sunday
- Pilgrimmage to T234's town

[T234]

5 Pillars of White Trash

- Profession of Jesus helping you win that football game
- Prayer
- Paying your pastor for that new mega-church
- The complete opposite of fasting on Super Bowl Sunday
- Pilgrimmage to T234's town

Switch that to basketball (this IS Kentucky), and is really accurate

[Ganhyun]

Sorry, but I think Dublin GA wants their title back.


http://summerredneckgames.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck_Games

Then again, that site is out of date.

[T234]

The state of Georgia claims to have a lot of things: Redneck mecca, a decent football team, etc.

[Ganhyun]

The state of Georgia claims to have a lot of things: Redneck mecca, a decent football team, etc.

Well now........

We can truthfully claim that we are the Largest(landwise) state east of the Mississippi River.

Also, UGA is a good college football team. Ga Tech isnt a slouch this year either.
Falcons? Eh, they do good every once in a while, then flop alot.
Braves? Used to be habitual postseason chokers. Now cant make it there anymore.
Thrashers? Not a hockey fan.
Hawks? Heard they suck.

[Brehvolution]

[T234]

AHEM,




Whereas if Hartline could hold onto the ball we'd be undefeated.

[Ganhyun]

that pic gets me everytime. That guy on the lower left looks like he's ready to kill someone. lol.

But yea, we've both lost to the same team.  Granted UGA's loss was induced by self-hurting penalties and general overconfidence in the team's rank. 

You guys should have beaten Alabama, they had a huge letdown from the UGA game to you guys.

[ShogunOfFear]

The state of Georgia claims to have a lot of things: Redneck mecca, a decent football team, etc.

QFT

[Bloodwake]

AHEM,

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Whereas if Hartline could hold onto the ball we'd be undefeated.

I KNOW.

I was laughing at Crompton the week before for fumbling against Auburn and that being the play that lost the game AND THE SAME FUCKING THING HAPPENED TO KENTUCKY.

FUCK FUCK FUCK.

[Tauntaun]

Nugga please, you know you are titillated by this news.  Get me an assault rifle k?  

[Joe Molotov]

Sorry for asking the obvious, but what is this thing exactly that happening?