Author Topic: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000 (Read 7483 times)

Bildi · « **on:** October 08, 2008, 08:43:24 PM »

I think 2,000 posts is way too low to become a Senior Member. I'm not terribly enthused about becoming and old and decrepit-sounding 'Senior Member' just yet, I'd rather stay a fresh and new 'Member'.

Alternatively, I'd support a rename of 'Senior Member' to 'Engorged Member'.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1 on:** October 08, 2008, 08:45:23 PM »

Noooooooo!!

Powerslave · « **Reply #2 on:** October 08, 2008, 08:45:41 PM »

I agree with you, and I want more titles. Being a Senior Member is boring.

muckhole · « **Reply #3 on:** October 08, 2008, 08:45:47 PM »

Swollen member, throbbing member.

You're almost there, buddy! Hope you saved for retirement! It's all busted hips and white shoes in about, say, two more posts!

Darunia · « **Reply #4 on:** October 08, 2008, 08:48:13 PM »

tip: post less, be member longer

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** October 08, 2008, 08:50:15 PM »

0-5000: Member
5000-20,000: Senior Member
20,000+: Nemo Status

Bildi · « **Reply #6 on:** October 08, 2008, 08:50:20 PM »

I've been posting as little as possible.

Damn, I didn't leave myself enough posts to discuss this issue properly. From now on I'll have to post via PMs through other members and editing old posts in order to retain my virility.

Edit: I like those brackets PD. Something nicer than 'Senior' would still be good though.

muckhole · « **Reply #7 on:** October 08, 2008, 08:50:39 PM »

"I remember when I was a Junior, I was knee-deep in loose women and my bladder still worked!"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** October 08, 2008, 08:51:05 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 08:43:24 PM

I'm not terribly enthused about becoming and old and decrepit-sounding 'Senior Member' just yet, I'd rather stay a fresh and new 'Member'.

* I'm Ichi and I approve of this message.

Powerslave · « **Reply #9 on:** October 08, 2008, 08:51:28 PM »

Make your 2000th post about me.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #10 on:** October 08, 2008, 08:54:28 PM »

What the fuck now im not a senor anymore

treythemovie · « **Reply #11 on:** October 08, 2008, 08:54:51 PM »

I guess Bildi can't post ever again. oh well

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #12 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:00:48 PM »

Quote from: treythemovie on October 08, 2008, 08:54:51 PM

I guess Bildi can't post ever again. oh well

o rly!

Hey Bildi! You owe me $1,000 you cheapskate fuck

....and your mom smokes rock, when she can't get gay biker dick

Solo · « **Reply #13 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:02:54 PM »

Just posting this to see how close to an e-old fart I am.

EDIT: it appears I reached old age 440 posts ago

Powerslave · « **Reply #14 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:04:07 PM »

Bildi doesn't like the situation he's in right now. It fucking sucks apparently. And Cormacaroni can get fucked as far as he's concerned.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #15 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:18:48 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 09:04:07 PM

Bildi doesn't like the situation he's in right now. It fucking sucks apparently. And Cormacaroni can get fucked as far as he's concerned.

I can't hear yoooooooooooooooo

Powerslave · « **Reply #16 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:20:56 PM »

treythemovie · « **Reply #17 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:23:21 PM »

Powerslave is just pissed because Bibli refuses to make his 2000 post in his honor :'(

Powerslave · « **Reply #18 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:24:21 PM »

Bibli lol

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #19 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:25:50 PM »

FFS bildi i got blue balls here

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:27:26 PM »

I am the true speaker of the word of Bibli NOT Powerslave.

Listen to me members and find out how you too can free yourself from the sins of the senior members.

You shall be my flock my sheep-children and I shall rename you using the the naming thread.

treythemovie · « **Reply #21 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:30:14 PM »

bibli > bildi

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #22 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:32:22 PM »

Powerslave · « **Reply #23 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:33:29 PM »

I like the name Bildi because bil means ass in Dutch.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:35:16 PM »

Bibli is easier to say. And more holy.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:36:42 PM »

Bibli has issued forth a commandment into my PM box.

"I is watching you" along with a picture of a cat.

Bildi · « **Reply #26 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:42:02 PM »

IT'S BILDI YOU FUCKERS.

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #27 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:43:02 PM »

5,000 = Giant Member

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #28 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:43:15 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 09:42:02 PM

IT'S BILDI YOU FUCKERS.

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'Bildi
Senior Member

Posts: 2000'

*spurts*

Powerslave · « **Reply #29 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:44:34 PM »

I liked Bildi better when he was a member. He totally sucks now.

treythemovie · « **Reply #30 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:45:25 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 09:42:02 PM

IT'S BILDI YOU FUCKERS.

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muckhole · « **Reply #31 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:57:36 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 09:42:02 PM

IT'S BILDI YOU FUCKERS.

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Quote from: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 09:44:34 PM

I liked Bildi better when he was a member. He totally sucks now.

Bildi · « **Reply #32 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:01:32 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 09:44:34 PM

I liked Bildi better when he was a member. He totally sucks now.

I KNEW this would happen. All I had going for me was the freshness of my tag.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #33 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:06:02 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 08, 2008, 09:43:02 PM

5,000 = Giant Member

yes

Bildi · « **Reply #34 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:12:02 PM »

I'm still staunchly dedicated to the following causes:

1) increasing the 'Senior Member' post count to 5,000; or
2) changing the tag to something filled with phallic innuendo as would befit evilbore.

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:14:50 PM »

fa sho

FatalT · « **Reply #36 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:23:03 PM »

PR I thought you were banned. Being banned usually means people think you're a huge taco.

muckhole · « **Reply #37 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:36:38 PM »

Wait, can't you edit your tag now Bildi? No pressure, but we'll be waiting with baited breath.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #38 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:38:05 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on October 08, 2008, 10:36:38 PM

Wait, can't you edit your tag now Bildi? No pressure, but we'll be waiting with baited breath.

...and blue balls.

muckhole · « **Reply #39 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:39:45 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 10:38:05 PM

...and blue balls.

I'm actually working on that while I wait.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #40 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:40:55 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on October 08, 2008, 10:39:45 PM

Quote from: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 10:38:05 PM
...and blue balls.

I'm actually working on that while I wait.

what are you wearing

muckhole · « **Reply #41 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:44:21 PM »

Ben-Gay.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #42 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:45:44 PM »

i wish i had a tag

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #43 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:46:30 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on October 08, 2008, 10:45:44 PM

i wish i had a tag

You're a Senior Member now, so you can have one.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #44 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:47:56 PM »

oh shit I always thought it was a special privalige like on gaf

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #45 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:48:32 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on October 08, 2008, 10:47:56 PM

oh shit I always thought it was a special privalige like on gaf

evilbore

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #46 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:51:54 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on October 08, 2008, 10:47:56 PM

oh shit I always thought it was a special privalige like on gaf

To be fair, both places award tags for spamming the boards, Evilbore is just more consistent about it.

Bildi · « **Reply #47 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:53:23 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on October 08, 2008, 10:36:38 PM

Wait, can't you edit your tag now Bildi? No pressure, but we'll be waiting with baited breath.

I guess so. Or I could go the cool, rebellious route and not have one at all.

muckhole · « **Reply #48 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:56:24 PM »

You need something awesome, like "Satan's Labia" or something.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #49 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:57:38 PM »

Or steal my awesome one

Bildi · « **Reply #50 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:59:07 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on October 08, 2008, 10:56:24 PM

You need something awesome, like "Satan's Labia" or something.

That's awesome. No, you should use that when your cherry pops.

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on October 08, 2008, 10:57:38 PM

Or steal my awesome one

You're so naughty!

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #51 on:** October 08, 2008, 11:01:33 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on October 08, 2008, 10:57:38 PM

Or steal my awesome one

yeah, that'll last!

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #52 on:** October 08, 2008, 11:04:08 PM »

BAIT AND SWITCH

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #53 on:** October 08, 2008, 11:06:04 PM »

I prefer to WAIT AND BITCH

Powerslave · « **Reply #54 on:** October 08, 2008, 11:18:17 PM »

Oh, an 'icon' tag, now where did that come from

Bildi · « **Reply #55 on:** October 09, 2008, 12:24:11 AM »

Shrivelled Member 0 - 500
Flaccid Member 500-2k
Perky Member 2k - 5K
Aroused Member 5k - 10k
Unsheathed Member 10k - 15k
Throbbing Member 15k - 20k
Swollen Member 20k - 25k
Engorged Member 25k - 30k
Giant Member 30k +

Thanks to muckhole and Joe for throbbing, swollen & giant members.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #56 on:** October 09, 2008, 01:12:47 AM »

I AM GIANT

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #57 on:** October 09, 2008, 01:25:07 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on October 09, 2008, 12:24:11 AM

Shrivelled Member 0 - 500
Flaccid Member 500-2k
Perky Member 2k - 5K
Aroused Member 5k - 10k
Unsheathed Member 10k - 15k
Throbbing Member 15k - 20k
Swollen Member 20k - 25k
Engorged Member 25k - 30k
Giant Member 30k +

Thanks to muckhole and Joe for throbbing, swollen & giant members.

Good job but let's add one more to the list: BBC 40k+

Bildi · « **Reply #58 on:** October 09, 2008, 02:17:04 AM »

Oh my. Good addition.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #59 on:** October 09, 2008, 02:42:21 AM »

damn, i need to go from 'Flaccid' to 'Perky' fast...story of my life

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Author Topic: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000 (Read 7483 times)