Coffee Talk - Stock Market

[MrAngryFace]

Overheard at the Starbucks this morning:

"Listen, if you have 17 friends buying bread for 29 cents a loaf, you still have 17 friends."

uhhhh

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Sunbeam dropped to 29 cents a share?

[CajoleJuice]

talk amongst yourselves

[muckhole]

Lo, we are wealthy in friends. To bad all my friends are cheap.

[Yeti]

People can still afford Starbucks?

[The Fake Shemp]

Sarah Palin can!

[MrAngryFace]

Yeah I still havent seen any 'main street' indication of economic wtf in my neck of the woods, but this is greater seattle area, im sure its much different in eastern washington or tacoma

[Bocsius]

The people that still have jobs are still spending money. The people who don't have jobs are buying coffee at McDonald's.

I wonder how hard the retail sector will get hit over the holidays.

Sell those retail stocks!

[recursivelyenumerable]

I still spend $3 a day on coffee, well more like I spend $3 a day on wi-fi and gawking

[duckman2000]

Speaking of coffee, does anyone know anything about a company called Boca Java? The wife got me some coffees from there, but I'm not sure what their business is like.

[TVC15]

The Nikkei was down another 11% last night, which means it is likely that we will have another day of FALLING POWER LEVELZ

[Mr. Gundam]

Yeah I still havent seen any 'main street' indication of economic wtf in my neck of the woods, but this is greater seattle area, im sure its much different in eastern washington or tacoma

It's coming. Starbucks is going to be announcing layoffs pretty soon.

[Tauntaun]

Overheard at the Starbucks this morning:

"Listen, if you have 17 friends buying bread for 29 cents a loaf, you still have 17 friends."

uhhhh

wat?

[MrAngryFace]

Yeah I still havent seen any 'main street' indication of economic wtf in my neck of the woods, but this is greater seattle area, im sure its much different in eastern washington or tacoma

It's coming. Starbucks is going to be announcing layoffs pretty soon.

Yeah, and they just got done cutting stores and TRYING to relocate employees. Bad year for the bux

[Flannel Boy]

Overheard at the Starbucks this morning:

"Listen, if you have 17 friends buying bread for 29 cents a loaf, you still have 17 friends."

uhhhh

wat?

If the economy is going in the toilet, down worry; be grateful that you have friends--or some bullshit no one actually believes.

[BlackMage]

7-11 coffee, MAF. Stop going to Starbucks.

[MrAngryFace]

I go to starbucks for tea when im too lazy to wash the thermos in the morning. I quit drinking coffee on doctors orders

[BlackMage]

I go to starbucks for tea when im too lazy to wash the thermos in the morning. I quit drinking coffee on doctors orders

no more coffee? might as well cut my dick off... well maybe not that extreme but you get the point!

[TVC15]

Where is bread 29 cents per loaf?  I want to be living in that economy with my current salary.  Them dumb starbucks bitches don't know what the fuck they are talking about.  If I had 17 friends, I'd fucking smash them if it meant I could get 29 cent bread.  They're probably the reason America blows ass.

[ToxicAdam]

I just hope corn and dairy prices remain high. I can always plop a trailer on 30 acres of Ohio land and start a farm. Sleeping with my cousins and livestock seems a lot more appealing than begging my wife for handjobs.

[Tauntaun]

Where is bread 29 cents per loaf?  I want to be living in that economy with my current salary.  Them dumb starbucks bitches don't know what the fuck they are talking about.  If I had 17 friends, I'd fucking smash them if it meant I could get 29 cent bread.  They're probably the reason America blows ass.

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[Flannel Boy]

I just hope corn and dairy prices remain high. I can always plop a trailer on 30 acres of Ohio land and start a farm. Sleeping with my cousins and livestock seems a lot more appealing than begging my wife for handjobs.

Don't the Amish already have a monopoly on Ohio farmland and cousin fucking?

[Tauntaun]

I just hope corn and dairy prices remain high. I can always plop a trailer on 30 acres of Ohio land and start a farm. Sleeping with my cousins and livestock seems a lot more appealing than begging my wife for handjobs.

Are they hot?

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[Kestastrophe]

What if you have 0 friends and no bread?

You're always welcome at my place where I make my own bread 

[Madrun Badrun]

Where is bread 29 cents per loaf?  I want to be living in that economy with my current salary.  Them dumb starbucks bitches don't know what the fuck they are talking about.  If I had 17 friends, I'd fucking smash them if it meant I could get 29 cent bread.  They're probably the reason America blows ass.

Why don't we move to cuba and start up a business in trafficking women?

[Tauntaun]

What if you have 0 friends and no bread?

Dude you're hawt, no way.

[MrAngryFace]

I go to starbucks for tea when im too lazy to wash the thermos in the morning. I quit drinking coffee on doctors orders

no more coffee? might as well cut my dick off... well maybe not that extreme but you get the point!

Yeah the first two weeks were crap, but I lost like 6 lbs and my blood pressure went down a few points. Worth it in the long run.

[Madrun Badrun]

What if you have 0 friends and no bread?

I got no friends too.  Want some of my garlic toast? 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

People already talking about bread lines. :'(

Fortunately my parents plant an acre of various crops and has enough ammo for WWIII.  I'll be a dirty poor but not a starving poor.

[BlackMage]

I go to starbucks for tea when im too lazy to wash the thermos in the morning. I quit drinking coffee on doctors orders

no more coffee? might as well cut my dick off... well maybe not that extreme but you get the point!

Yeah the first two weeks were crap, but I lost like 6 lbs and my blood pressure went down a few points. Worth it in the long run.

what kind of tea do you drink?

[drozmight]

Right, 17 friends, hah.

[MrAngryFace]

I go to starbucks for tea when im too lazy to wash the thermos in the morning. I quit drinking coffee on doctors orders

single bag black on most mornings, two bag on mondays. At home I drink citrus chamomile and toasted green tea usually

no more coffee? might as well cut my dick off... well maybe not that extreme but you get the point!

Yeah the first two weeks were crap, but I lost like 6 lbs and my blood pressure went down a few points. Worth it in the long run.

what kind of tea do you drink?

[MrAngryFace]

I coulda sworn I put an actual reply in there.

black for mornings, toasted green or citrus chamomile for late day evenings

[Boogie]

Overheard at the Starbucks this morning:

"Listen, if you have 17 friends buying bread for 29 cents a loaf, you still have 17 friends."

uhhhh

wat?

If the economy is going in the toilet, down worry; be grateful that you have friends--or some bullshit no one actually believes.

I have friends.  And a career.  And a government pension.

[max_cool]

Overheard at the Starbucks this morning:

"Listen, if you have 17 friends buying bread for 29 cents a loaf, you still have 17 friends."

uhhhh

wat?

If the economy is going in the toilet, down worry; be grateful that you have friends--or some bullshit no one actually believes.

I have friends.  And a career.  And a government pension.

*High five*
  Government jobs

[MrAngryFace]

Maybe in Canada. Most of the States in this Union are broke off their asses.