Author Topic: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself) (Read 18582 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #120 on:** October 11, 2008, 01:28:21 PM »

that emoticon is awesome

and no

muckhole · « **Reply #121 on:** October 11, 2008, 01:36:20 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on October 11, 2008, 01:24:47 PM

WILLCO ADD THIS STAT: (Image removed from quote.)

That's awesome. If only we could type a number at the end of the script to add that many humpers to the pile.

hump2 X3.gif, hump2 X5.gif etc.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #122 on:** October 11, 2008, 01:44:01 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on October 11, 2008, 01:24:47 PM

WILLCO ADD THIS STAT: (Image removed from quote.)

Awesome!!!
Stick one of the humpers facing the group and humping the front of the bottom face.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #123 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:22:08 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on October 11, 2008, 11:47:00 AM

how does she match up to yer sister in the finger test

JESUS CHRIST

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #124 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:24:53 PM »

Is this hot teen incest like in The Amityville Horror II or gross hillbilly incest?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #125 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:26:01 PM »

jesus no fucking incest

ugh

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #126 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:27:39 PM »

Like, do you still feel guilty about it?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #127 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:31:58 PM »

I can't say anything that won't be turned around and twisted :'(

evilbore likes incest even when incest isn't present i guess

Reb · « **Reply #128 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:32:19 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on October 11, 2008, 02:30:21 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Oh snap!

Reb · « **Reply #129 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:32:37 PM »

The eyebrow smilies still need to be added.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #130 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:36:47 PM »

Does anyone think it's weird that BrandNew found a chick to bang that's like his sister after they ended their Amityville Horror II-esque teencest relationship over guilt? It's like he couldn't even find a stepsister!

Reb · « **Reply #131 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:38:01 PM »

It's pragmatic, I like his style.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #132 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:39:01 PM »

Yeah, I mean, I'm glad he finally stopped banging his sister, but this is pretty close!

Reb · « **Reply #133 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:48:20 PM »

He smart enough to avoid the social repercussions and claim ignorance on the similar appearance of this girl. But he can squint and pretend it's his sister.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #134 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:49:37 PM »

I wonder if he can get them to wear the same clothes.

Reb · « **Reply #135 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:51:52 PM »

I bet he'll try to give his sisters old clothes to the girl as gifts.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #136 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:52:28 PM »

She'll even smell like his sister!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #137 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:52:52 PM »

Costanza · « **Reply #138 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:53:24 PM »

What's the story with BrandNew and his sister? I'm confused.

Reb · « **Reply #139 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:53:50 PM »

She'll catch on after the twentieth time he says: "but my sister liked it!"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #140 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:54:41 PM »

Quote from: Costanza on October 11, 2008, 02:53:24 PM

What's the story with BrandNew and his sister? I'm confused.

He "did" things with her. And is now trying to get other women to wear her cloths so that they smell like her.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #141 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:55:58 PM »

Sick fuck.

demi · « **Reply #142 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:58:28 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on October 11, 2008, 11:38:20 AM

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on October 11, 2008, 11:37:10 AM
27 and no, 26 is not old. 30 is the new 20

Tell that to my blood pressure and droopy balls. :'(

Define droopy balls... my balls can get pretty saggy at 23

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #143 on:** October 11, 2008, 03:18:39 PM »

Wait, I never even heard of the droopy ball thing. Something else to look forward to!

Do men get cellulite, BTW?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #144 on:** October 11, 2008, 03:22:12 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 11, 2008, 03:18:39 PM

Wait, I never even heard of the droopy ball thing. Something else to look forward to!

Do men get cellulite, BTW?

It happens, but far less often. We have thicker skin and we tend to gain fat in the stomach area instead of the thigh area.

Men, generally, age much better than women.

Reb · « **Reply #145 on:** October 11, 2008, 03:22:33 PM »

My balls are always droopy on warm days.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #146 on:** October 11, 2008, 03:46:06 PM »

Oy. Incest rips? I'm never posting about this again

Grecco · « **Reply #147 on:** October 11, 2008, 03:53:19 PM »

Someone explain this incest thing.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #148 on:** October 11, 2008, 03:59:06 PM »

Quote from: Grecco on October 11, 2008, 03:53:19 PM

Someone explain this incest thing.

"She's also as cool as my sister, and my sister just coincidentally is one of my best friends."

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #149 on:** October 11, 2008, 03:59:44 PM »

Quote from: Grecco on October 11, 2008, 03:53:19 PM

Someone explain this incest thing.

Incest is when close relatives have sex with each other.

Tieno · « **Reply #150 on:** October 11, 2008, 04:03:26 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 11, 2008, 03:59:44 PM

Quote from: Grecco on October 11, 2008, 03:53:19 PM
Someone explain this incest thing.

Incest is when close relatives have sex with each other.

crap

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #151 on:** October 11, 2008, 04:04:16 PM »

:'(

Grecco · « **Reply #152 on:** October 11, 2008, 04:06:51 PM »

Ah. But there's no back story to Brannew and his sister just that bffs comment right? $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #153 on:** October 11, 2008, 04:09:43 PM »

Quote from: Grecco on October 11, 2008, 04:06:51 PM

Ah. But there's no back story to Brannew and his sister just that bffs comment right? $:-\$

It has been the most compelling piece of evidence for an incestuous EB member yet. What more do you want?

Tieno · « **Reply #154 on:** October 11, 2008, 04:13:36 PM »

BrandNew is probably having incest with his sister atm.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #155 on:** October 11, 2008, 04:14:39 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 11, 2008, 02:58:28 PM

Quote from: muckhole on October 11, 2008, 11:38:20 AM
Quote from: Kranz Fafka on October 11, 2008, 11:37:10 AM
27 and no, 26 is not old. 30 is the new 20

Tell that to my blood pressure and droopy balls. :'(

Define droopy balls... my balls can get pretty saggy at 23

I dunno...I don't remember my ballsack being taught and firm, post-puberty. Wouldn't that be a bad thing if they weren't a little droopy/squishy?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #156 on:** October 11, 2008, 04:18:56 PM »

Quote from: Grecco on October 11, 2008, 04:06:51 PM

Ah. But there's no back story to Brannew and his sister just that bffs comment right? $:-\$

Well, he's dating a female version of himself. . . . so

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #157 on:** October 11, 2008, 04:45:34 PM »

I don't get why this is so hard to grasp. My sister and I are a lot alike, we like the same music, and we never fight. It ends there.

You peolple need to get off incesttube

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #158 on:** October 11, 2008, 04:49:43 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on October 11, 2008, 04:45:34 PM

I don't get why this is so hard to grasp. My sister and I are a lot alike, we like the same music, and we never fight. It ends there.

You peolple need to get off incesttube

Your sister is a lot like you, and you are a lot like your girlfriend.
Your sister is a lot like . . . your girlfriend.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #159 on:** October 11, 2008, 04:58:59 PM »

You forgot to continue the argument of what we have been saying on the last two pages.

Quote from: Night Man on October 11, 2008, 04:49:43 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on October 11, 2008, 04:45:34 PM
I don't get why this is so hard to grasp. My sister and I are a lot alike, we like the same music, and we never fight. It ends there.

You peolple need to get off incesttube

Your sister is a lot like you, and you are a lot like your girlfriend.
Your sister is a lot like . . . your girlfriend.

Your girlfriend isn't even your girlfriend yet thus.
Your girlfriend is not your sister yet thus
You need your girlfriend to wear your sisters cloths

Perfect logic.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #160 on:** October 11, 2008, 05:07:58 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #161 on:** October 11, 2008, 05:53:18 PM »

BrandNew is trying to get his girlfriend to smell like his sister? Gross.

Grecco · « **Reply #162 on:** October 11, 2008, 05:54:33 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #163 on:** October 11, 2008, 06:48:07 PM »

You people are weird $:-\$

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #164 on:** October 11, 2008, 06:51:06 PM »

I know that, but all the sister talk $:-\$

I don't understand why a guy can't be good friends with his sister

TVC15 · « **Reply #165 on:** October 11, 2008, 06:56:23 PM »

I don't understand why a dude can't fuck his sister as long as birth control is used, either.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #166 on:** October 11, 2008, 06:57:57 PM »

well then

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #167 on:** October 11, 2008, 07:04:05 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 11, 2008, 06:56:23 PM

I don't understand why a dude can't fuck his sister as long as birth control is used, either.

Ask BrandNew!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #168 on:** October 11, 2008, 07:09:25 PM »

I kissed my sister and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed my sister just to try it
I hope my father don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed my sister and I liked it
I liked it

bud · « **Reply #169 on:** October 11, 2008, 07:18:23 PM »

that doesn't even sound right. smh

muckhole · « **Reply #170 on:** October 11, 2008, 10:13:52 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 11, 2008, 02:58:28 PM

Quote from: muckhole on October 11, 2008, 11:38:20 AM
Tell that to my blood pressure and droopy balls. :'(

Define droopy balls... my balls can get pretty saggy at 23

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 11, 2008, 03:18:39 PM

Wait, I never even heard of the droopy ball thing. Something else to look forward to!

Do men get cellulite, BTW?

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on October 11, 2008, 04:14:39 PM

I dunno...I don't remember my ballsack being taught and firm, post-puberty. Wouldn't that be a bad thing if they weren't a little droopy/squishy?

It was just a joke. You know, old man balls? You young 'uns have nothig to fear.

Gravities will not drop your testes to your knees.

I'm getting my guitar.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #171 on:** October 11, 2008, 10:21:04 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on October 11, 2008, 10:13:52 PM

Quote from: demi on October 11, 2008, 02:58:28 PM
Quote from: muckhole on October 11, 2008, 11:38:20 AM
Tell that to my blood pressure and droopy balls. :'(

Define droopy balls... my balls can get pretty saggy at 23

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 11, 2008, 03:18:39 PM
Wait, I never even heard of the droopy ball thing. Something else to look forward to!

Do men get cellulite, BTW?

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on October 11, 2008, 04:14:39 PM

I dunno...I don't remember my ballsack being taught and firm, post-puberty. Wouldn't that be a bad thing if they weren't a little droopy/squishy?

It was just a joke. You know, old man balls? You young 'uns have nothig to fear.

Gravities will not drop your testes to your knees.

I'm getting my guitar.

I dunno, I never accepted money from old men to play with their balls. Although with 2Great 2Depressing coming up... $:-\$

muckhole · « **Reply #172 on:** October 11, 2008, 10:24:44 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on October 11, 2008, 10:21:04 PM

I dunno, I never accepted money from old men to play with their balls. Although with 2Great 2Depressing coming up... $:-\$

That's cool. I'd never pay a rookie like you to grab 'em. But I won't charge you for training.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #173 on:** October 12, 2008, 12:54:56 AM »

hehe I'm 22. no saggy balls here. I hope I don't get them when I reach 23 like demi did.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #174 on:** October 12, 2008, 02:06:39 AM »

out of boredom/desperation i just messaged a local girl on OKC I always vaguely imagined to be out of my league. we had a good IM conversation!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #175 on:** October 12, 2008, 02:17:03 AM »

Does she look like you

demi · « **Reply #176 on:** October 12, 2008, 02:27:43 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 12, 2008, 02:06:39 AM

out of boredom/desperation i just messaged a local girl on OKC I always vaguely imagined to be out of my league. we had a good IM conversation!

it was a bot

named alice

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #177 on:** October 12, 2008, 02:46:01 PM »

mmm, bots

Barry Egan · « **Reply #178 on:** October 12, 2008, 02:59:00 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 12, 2008, 02:06:39 AM

out of boredom/desperation i just messaged a local girl on OKC I always vaguely imagined to be out of my league. we had a good IM conversation!

what did you talk about?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #179 on:** October 12, 2008, 03:47:06 PM »

functional programming and software engineering

<she> sounds interesting. makes me miss math

maybe I'll make a friend at least. must keep expectations low!

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