Author Topic: lol dating sites (Read 1287 times)

xnikki118x · « **on:** October 10, 2008, 10:44:59 PM »

So my buddy went on this online dating site, and he was filling out the questionnaire to be 'matched' with people, and they asked him this gem:

I mean, they should just be like "Does your ideal match swallow? Is this important to you?"

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:45:36 PM »

WHY IS ALL YOUR UI TEXT COMIC SANS!

Beezy · « **Reply #2 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:50:41 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 10, 2008, 10:45:36 PM

WHY IS ALL YOUR UI TEXT COMIC SANS!

uh oh

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:52:59 PM »

That is a relevant question. Maybe the girl he prefers should swallow. Do you swallow?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:57:33 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 10, 2008, 10:52:59 PM

That is a relevant question. Maybe the girl he prefers should swallow. Do you swallow?

Do you swallow?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #5 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:57:47 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6 on:** October 10, 2008, 11:03:36 PM »

Translation:

1) Are you a homo?

2) Do you want your gf/bf to be a ho?

3) Are you so desperate, it doesn't matter?

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** October 10, 2008, 11:10:50 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 10, 2008, 10:57:33 PM

Quote from: demi on October 10, 2008, 10:52:59 PM
That is a relevant question. Maybe the girl he prefers should swallow. Do you swallow?

Do you swallow?

Nope

BlackMage · « **Reply #8 on:** October 10, 2008, 11:11:19 PM »

I was thinking about trying out online dating. I've had such bad luck lately.. lately being I haven't had an official girlfriend since 2005.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #9 on:** October 10, 2008, 11:11:22 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 10, 2008, 10:45:36 PM

WHY IS ALL YOUR UI TEXT COMIC SANS!

It's not!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** October 10, 2008, 11:28:17 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 10, 2008, 11:10:50 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 10, 2008, 10:57:33 PM
Quote from: demi on October 10, 2008, 10:52:59 PM
That is a relevant question. Maybe the girl he prefers should swallow. Do you swallow?

Do you swallow?

Nope

I think you mean "No"

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** October 10, 2008, 11:56:19 PM »

I don't even know what you're talking about now.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #12 on:** October 10, 2008, 11:57:44 PM »

that's an OKC question/format, is this some kind of fucked up OKC mirror/clone? the questions are user-submitted btw, so blame users.

anyway, why would you have to swallow to know what it tastes like?

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I've had such bad luck lately.. lately being I haven't had an official girlfriend since 2005.

i haven't had one since, uh, ever. and I'm 26

BlackMage · « **Reply #13 on:** October 10, 2008, 11:58:29 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 10, 2008, 11:57:44 PM

that's an OKC question/format, is this some kind of fucked up OKC mirror/clone? the questions are user-submitted btw, so blame users.

anyway, why would you have to swallow to know what it tastes like?

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I've had such bad luck lately.. lately being I haven't had an official girlfriend since 2005.

i haven't had one since, uh, ever. and I'm 26

we should do it then!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #14 on:** October 11, 2008, 12:00:38 AM »

do what? online dating? i'm doing it in another tab right now. don't bother though, it's totally pointless just like offline dating is.

or do you want to be my girlfriend?

BlackMage · « **Reply #15 on:** October 11, 2008, 12:03:30 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 11, 2008, 12:00:38 AM

do what? online dating? i'm doing it in another tab right now. don't bother though, it's totally pointless just like offline dating is.

or do you want to be my girlfriend?

do you have a vagina? anal turns me off.

oh wait.. you said ME the girlfriend.. sorry I am a pitcher only.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #16 on:** October 11, 2008, 12:04:02 AM »

not on hand, do they have them at fred meyer?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #17 on:** October 11, 2008, 12:17:31 AM »

you don't have to be a catcher, we could do the extended platonic pseudo-relationship veiling unrequited lust thing

I've actually never really even had one of those, though I fit the stereotype

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #18 on:** October 11, 2008, 12:26:48 AM »

COMIC SANS
COMIC SANS
COMIC SANS
COMIC SANS
COMIC SANS
COMIC SANS
COMIC SANS

COMIC SANS

tiesto · « **Reply #19 on:** October 11, 2008, 12:48:23 PM »

I need to get back on the dating sites...

Tieno · « **Reply #20 on:** October 11, 2008, 12:50:38 PM »

smh with Borys @ using comic sans ms in windows

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Author Topic: lol dating sites (Read 1287 times)