I just totally cheated death

[Bildi]

I hiccuped while I had a TicTac in my mouth. 

Dodging death sure gets the adrenaline flowing - this must be how secret agents feel all the time.

[TakingBackSunday]

smh

[muckhole]

smh

Surely mein herr?

[Joe Molotov]

  :bowser :zelda

[Propagandhim]

I locked myself in a car trunk once.
And almost choked on slice of pizza.

I felt like a secret agent until I couldn't get out of the trunk.

[Tieno]

By tictac you mean cock, right?

[TakingBackSunday]

I had cancer.

[Bildi]

I locked myself in a car trunk once.
And almost choked on slice of pizza.

I felt like a secret agent until I couldn't get out of the trunk.

Was the pizza in the trunk?  Or are these two separate incidents?

By tictac you mean cock, right?

Pros don't gag.

[muckhole]

I had cancer.

By cancer you mean cock, right?

[Bildi]

I was just going to say "a lot of people have had cancer".

But if he meant cock, well, that totally changes things.

[Propagandhim]

I locked myself in a car trunk once.
And almost choked on slice of pizza.

I felt like a secret agent until I couldn't get out of the trunk.

Was the pizza in the trunk?  Or are these two separate incidents?

Two separate death-defying incidents. 

[TakingBackSunday]

I had cancer.

By cancer you mean cock, right?

No, I mean this:

Osteosarcoma

[Propagandhim]

I had cancer.

By cancer you mean cock, right?

No, I mean this:

Osteosarcoma

Wow - did you get through it all intact?

[muckhole]

I had cancer.

By cancer you mean cock, right?

No, I mean this:

Osteosarcoma

     :'( Now I feel sad. But you're better, yes?

[Bildi]

Two separate death-defying incidents.

I'm amazed you're still here.

[TakingBackSunday]

Yeah, luckily it was in the very very very early stages-they caught it, removed the tumor, and patched me up.

Checked to see if it had become malignant, it wasn't.  But they said it was close to becoming one.

[Propagandhim]

Two separate death-defying incidents.

I'm amazed you're still here.

 

[muckhole]

Yeah, luckily it was in the very very very early stages-they caught it, removed the tumor, and patched me up.

Checked to see if it had become malignant, it wasn't.  But they said it was close to becoming one.

[Tauntaun]

Next time let it grow and see if you get super powers like in Akira. 

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Don't do that. 

[close]

[Propagandhim]

Yeah, luckily it was in the very very very early stages-they caught it, removed the tumor, and patched me up.

Checked to see if it had become malignant, it wasn't.  But they said it was close to becoming one.

[muckhole]

Off the top of my head, my most death defying stunts were falling off a roof, drunk at a party, flat on my back, and getting zapped while fixing a hot water tank that the electrician failed to label correctly on a fusebox.

[Bildi]

Off a roof eh?  Geez, that could have ended bad.

Were you electrocuted bad?  I once got zapped by this little portable iron that I "fixed" - unfortunately the metal case was live.  Luckily the extent of injury was the shakes and a headache for the afternoon.

[muckhole]

The worst part of the roof incident is that I was supposed to be bouncing the party, and had gone up there to chase other folks down. Got up there, got one word out, and then went straight over backwards. I laughed it off at the time, but yeah, I was damn lucky.

My getting shocked wasn't so terrible, just alot of numbness and shakes.

[Bildi]

 

Glad you came out of it in one piece though.

[lordmaji]

lucky you. I wish I didn't cheat death... It seems to comfortable of a thought. Dark, Warm, awwww sounds nice.