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Don Flamenco

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what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
« on: October 15, 2008, 12:22:06 AM »
We've probably had this topic recently, but here we go again. 

I use either polo black or just plain old Aveno daily moisturizing lotion.  I usually go with the lotion though. 

I find that products labeled "aftershave" don't usually do their job. Especially cologne based stuff like the polo I use...which makes my face feel almost "powdery" and no one can smell it after about 20 minutes (even when I put on a lot.)  but the lotion kicks ass and prevents razor burn and in-grown hairs completely.   so is that all aftershave is supposed to do, moisturize?
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Re: what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2008, 12:23:08 AM »
After-what-now?
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Re: what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2008, 12:23:52 AM »
I go in dry.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2008, 12:24:53 AM »
Then I whip out my shiny balls and bust in her eye
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Re: what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2008, 12:29:35 AM »
using a razor irritates my skin too much, so i just use a beard trimmer on the lowest setting.  it's much faster.
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Don Flamenco

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Re: what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2008, 12:29:59 AM »
aren't you worried about giving her a stye?

edit: fuck!  you ruined the rhyme positive, but thanks for staying on topic. :lol
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Re: what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2008, 12:34:07 AM »
Thinking that would work was a tad myopic.
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Re: what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2008, 12:36:22 AM »
Never used it
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MrAngryFace

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Re: what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2008, 12:37:20 AM »
Never use it, almost all aftershave smells WAY too strong for grown ups
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Re: what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2008, 12:40:06 AM »
Water.

Only hobos and arabs use aftershave.  Hides the stink of hotdogs.
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Re: what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2008, 01:26:30 AM »
Aftershave is a great way to let everyone know you've passed one of two key milestones:

1) your balls just dropped; or
2) you just bought your first man-bracelet.

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Re: what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2008, 01:29:06 AM »
I do the lowest setting trimmer, cause I'm lazy
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Don Flamenco

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Re: what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2008, 10:11:50 AM »
Quote from: Bildi on October 15, 2008, 01:26:30 AM
Aftershave is a great way to let everyone know you've passed one of two key milestones:

1) your balls just dropped; or
2) you just bought your first man-bracelet.



man bracelet? 

i don't think cologne aftershave is all that juvenile. though it does kinda suck.
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Re: what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2008, 10:15:01 AM »
I shave with Gillet for sensitive skin and then just rinse with warm water.  I keeps it real.  :pimp
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Re: what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2008, 10:34:01 AM »
I shower after I shave, so I don't use aftershave.
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Re: what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2008, 11:31:14 AM »
Quote from: Tauntaun on October 15, 2008, 10:15:01 AM
I shave with Gillet for sensitive skin.
Me too. :-*
Followed by this glorious stuff.
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Re: what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2008, 09:54:05 PM »
Quote from: Kranz Fafka on October 15, 2008, 10:11:50 AM
man bracelet? 

i don't think cologne aftershave is all that juvenile. though it does kinda suck.

I had a mental image of a guy with his shirt open, slicked black hair, and gold around his neck and wrist, reeking of aftershave.  I don't think aftershave is juvenile at all, I was just thinking of some images the smell brings to mind.

Put it this way, if you were wearing aftershave I wouldn't consider it a reason to kick you out of bed. :-*
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Don Flamenco

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Re: what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2008, 10:40:55 PM »
Quote from: Bildi on October 15, 2008, 09:54:05 PM
Quote from: Kranz Fafka on October 15, 2008, 10:11:50 AM
man bracelet? 

i don't think cologne aftershave is all that juvenile. though it does kinda suck.

I had a mental image of a guy with his shirt open, slicked black hair, and gold around his neck and wrist, reeking of aftershave.  I don't think aftershave is juvenile at all, I was just thinking of some images the smell brings to mind.

Put it this way, if you were wearing aftershave I wouldn't consider it a reason to kick you out of bed. :-*

Italian shower ftw
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Re: what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2008, 11:04:25 PM »
Either stuff from Davidoff or Polo Sport.  It depends on which cologne I use. 

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Re: what aftershave do you use? and aftershave theory.
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