Wooooo I got my absentee ballot

[TVC15]

<writes in APF and Hitler ticket>

Voting's fun!

[Flannel Boy]

APF is better than McCain at picking running mates

[Phoenix Dark]

I wouldn't vote absentee for a million dollars that's a lie. I want to stand in line and wait. The historic implications of this election can't be under stated, and this is something I'll remember for a long time.

The first vote I ever cast was for a female governor, and now my first presidential vote will be for a black man (lord willin' as grandma would say). Amazing

[TVC15]

Whatever, youngin.  Absentee ballots are for those of us that have better things to do, like over analyzing episodes of the Shield and watching this here cool documentary on steroids.  Once you get older and have better things to do and realize that politics are a sham and stop caring about things, you'll be voting absentee, too.  It's awesome and you don't have to deal with shitheads.

[Van Cruncheon]

absentee all the way, negresses

[Phoenix Dark]

 :'(

I can't wait. I bet people will be singing and stuff, maybe holding hands. I hope it rains

[Van Cruncheon]

i hope you get fingerbanged by a hillaryis44.com diesel dykeasaurus

[Cormacaroni]

I wouldn't vote absentee for a million dollars that's a lie. I want to stand in line and wait. The historic implications of this election can't be under stated, and this is something I'll remember for a long time.

The first vote I ever cast was for a female governor, and now my first presidential vote will be for a black man (lord willin' as grandma would say). Amazing

I can understate them, if you want.

I could also overstate them, which is what you probably meant. I like a challenge.

[Human Snorenado]

Ugh, I wish it was easier to get an absentee ballot in NC.  You can early vote for a couple of weeks before the election but have to fill out a bunch of jacked up paperwork to get an absentee ballot.  The time spent filling out the paperwork and showing the idiots that you'll be out of state on Nov 4th is probably equal to waiting in a damn line.

[TVC15]

You don't have to jump through any hoops here.  It is awesome.  So awesome that I am voting Bob Barr as pope of america, an entirely new position that I have just scribbled onto the back of my ballot.

[demi]

Why would you want to stand in a line? 

Cause he's black LOL

[Human Snorenado]

Why would you want to stand in a line? 

I know, every time a white person comes up he'll have to go to the back again.

[recursivelyenumerable]

So awesome that I am voting Bob Barr as pope of america, an entirely new position that I have just scribbled onto the back of my ballot.

wait wait, america's government system is prototype-based and not class-based?   

[Cormacaroni]

Why would you want to stand in a line? 

I know, every time a white person comes up he'll have to go to the back again.

funny 'cause it's true!

[ch1nchilla]

Absentee ballot FTW.

[Brehvolution]

recursivelyenumerable

white man

[tiesto]

I'm hoping there's hot liberal hippie girl ass when I go to vote for Obama. Doubt it though.

[Smooth Groove]

I decided to vote, after all.  They better not fuck me over with a ton of jury service requests. 

[Mr. Gundam]

We got our absentee ballots today, too. I already voted and dropped mine in the mail box.

And PD, Washington is moving towards an entirely absentee voting system.

[TVC15]

Oregon is entirely absentee, right?

[Van Cruncheon]

wa and or

[John Dunbar]

Whatever, youngin.  Absentee ballots are for those of us that have better things to do, like over analyzing episodes of the Shield and watching this here cool documentary on steroids.  Once you get older and have better things to do and realize that politics are a sham and stop caring about things, you'll be voting absentee, too.  It's awesome and you don't have to deal with shitheads.

Then join us rational people and don't vote at all. One vote doesn't matter.

[Human Snorenado]

Whatever, youngin.  Absentee ballots are for those of us that have better things to do, like over analyzing episodes of the Shield and watching this here cool documentary on steroids.  Once you get older and have better things to do and realize that politics are a sham and stop caring about things, you'll be voting absentee, too.  It's awesome and you don't have to deal with shitheads.

Then join us rational people and don't vote at all. One vote doesn't matter.

Not when you're writing in Kevin Costner for everything it doesn't.

[TakingBackSunday]

Any other time, I'd go to my area's designated voting building where I'm registered, cause it's in the middle of a mostly working suburban town, and anytime you go you only need to wait, like, 5 minutes.  But I have two tests that day and I won't be done until later that night, so I can't afford driving home and then driving back.

I'm absenteeing as well.

[John Dunbar]

Whatever, youngin.  Absentee ballots are for those of us that have better things to do, like over analyzing episodes of the Shield and watching this here cool documentary on steroids.  Once you get older and have better things to do and realize that politics are a sham and stop caring about things, you'll be voting absentee, too.  It's awesome and you don't have to deal with shitheads.

Then join us rational people and don't vote at all. One vote doesn't matter.

Not when you're writing in Kevin Costner for everything it doesn't.

I actually did this in the Madame Tussauds wax museum in Amsterdam. At the end I filled some questionnaire, and one of the questions was "Who would you like to see added in the collection". I wrote Kevin Costner, hope they do it. <3

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I have to get one from my town, and then decide do I want the puppet on the left, or the puppet on the right