The story of my trip to Portland and Astoria:
I woke up today at approximately 2PM, severely hung over thanks to Patel encouraging me to drink last night. I consumed the remainder of a bottle of bacardi rum (let's say about a half a bottle) with some diet pepsi (which doesn't work as well as the non-diet variety). Upon waking up, I mucked around on the computer for a half hour or so, drank some gatorade, and passed out until 4. Thinking I could still make it to at least Portland and back, I made sure my satchel was filled with books and computers, made sure my pelican case
was full and drove off. After nabbing some food, I saw it was almost like, 5, and figured it was probably too late to drive to Portland and back. It would be a waste of a trip unless I was staying over night. So I went to the liquor store and bought a larger bottle of bacardi rum and a 2 liter bottle of Coke. Then I went home and watched Escape from LA, and I really doubt Portland is much more entertaining than that.