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In 7 days I'll be a married man
« on: October 18, 2008, 04:52:57 PM »
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2008, 04:56:08 PM »
Is this the person who broke off the last marriage, or did you find a replacement that fast

grats regardless
« Last Edit: October 18, 2008, 05:01:08 PM by Thanks But No Thanks »
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2008, 04:59:12 PM »
You stomped on that beautiful girls dress!?  You monster!


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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2008, 05:23:02 PM »
My freedom will end in about 160 hours... my life will change, our life will change.

Any tips on being a good husband Married-Bore? Does marriage = shackles?

After 2+ years of being married, I've discovered that nothing has changed. Being a homeowner is very different than renting, but married life is just like it was when we were merely living together.

Now having kids, that's when I think things really change.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2008, 05:24:23 PM »
 :borys
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2008, 05:46:41 PM »
congrats

and full body pics if you can

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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2008, 06:27:57 PM »
Marriage - you can always get a divorce
You might want to keep that one to yourself for the next 7 days. I just got married in May to my girlfriend of 7 years and as someone already mentioned, it is pretty much the same. I have to wear a ring now and the skin on my finger gets irritated and dry  :-\. It might be different for you, especially if you come to the realization that you are going to be with that person forever (or more likely temporarily in your case), but I knew that I wanted to be with my girlfriend forever years before were were married.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2008, 06:30:36 PM »
Marriage - you can always get a divorce
You might want to keep that one to yourself for the next 7 days.
:lol
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2008, 06:36:06 PM »
My freedom will end in about 160 hours... my life will change, our life will change.

Any tips on being a good husband Married-Bore? Does marriage = shackles?

After 2+ years of being married, I've discovered that nothing has changed. Being a homeowner is very different than renting, but married life is just like it was when we were merely living together.

Now having kids, that's when I think things really change.

We want to have a kid next year and yeah I know this will be a true manhood test. Marriage - you can always get a divorce, car or house or dog - you can always sell it.

A kid is forever.

Do you really want to have a kid right away? We're not planning on having a child until 2010 or so...

I can't imagine getting married and then immediately (within the first year) having a child.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2008, 06:36:59 PM »
Married life is awesome.  :)  Hope your wedding day is awesome. 
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2008, 06:44:29 PM »
and in 7 more, you'll be divorced
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2008, 06:52:10 PM »
so can you divorce/remarry every week then?  that kind of part-time marriage arrangement actually sounds appealing.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2008, 07:03:27 PM »
Babies die when stomped, btw
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2008, 07:09:37 PM »

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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2008, 07:14:14 PM »

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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2008, 07:58:28 PM »
...I just don't think Borys is ready to be married. You should get up there and be like "I don't lol" then haul ass while stomping on every article of clothing in your way. Evilbore is the only woman you need, pcfag.

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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2008, 08:13:13 PM »
Why is half her face out of frame? Did she "fall into a doorknob?"
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2008, 08:16:01 PM »
Congrats

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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2008, 08:25:12 PM »
Stomp her dress one more time, for good luck. And yell "This one's for the 'bore!"
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2008, 08:32:10 PM »
What do you tell Borys' wife if she has two black eyes?
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i think i now know why you can't see her other eye

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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2008, 08:47:44 PM »
I think a bad joke is appropriate:

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he
could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
L: Have you any grounds?

P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

P: It made of concrete.

L: I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?

P: No, we have carport, and not need one.

L: I mean. What are your relations like?

P: All my relations still in Poland .

L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

P: We have hi-fidelity stereo an d good DVD player.

L: Does your wife beat you up?

P: No, I always up before her.

L: Is your wife a nagger?

P: No, she white.

L: Why do you want this divorce?

P: She going to kill me.

L: What makes you think that?

P: I got proof.

L: What kind of proof?

P: She going to poison me... She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:

'Polish Remover'


Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2008, 12:38:03 AM »
:rofl
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2008, 04:06:25 AM »
You're going to be a terrible father, though.  If you liked Mass Effect and KOTOR, I can't even begin to imagine what sort of shitty values system you will force upon your child.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2008, 04:07:08 AM »
Like Dragon Age Origins
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2008, 04:32:58 AM »
You're going to be a terrible father, though.  If you liked Mass Effect and KOTOR, I can't even begin to imagine what sort of shitty values system you will force upon your child.

probably one that's arbitrary yet manichean
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2008, 04:44:05 AM »
I hear borys's cunnilingus strategy is modeled after the dialogue trees in Mass Effect.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2008, 05:02:01 AM »
I hear borys's cunnilingus strategy is modeled after the dialogue trees in Mass Effect.

"Would it be all right if we consumated our relationship? Uh, orally?"
"I'd kinda like to eat you out."
"I can smell your cunt."
« Last Edit: October 19, 2008, 05:05:32 AM by Synthesizer Patel »
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2008, 05:04:22 AM »
"Why do you keep hitting the same spot, Borys?"
"Shut up bitch I'm trying to max out paragon."
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2008, 02:06:15 PM »
I'm trying to picture Borys as a father.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2008, 03:47:00 PM »
I'm trying to picture Borys as a father.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #31 on: October 19, 2008, 04:02:54 PM »
 :lol
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #32 on: October 19, 2008, 04:07:57 PM »
I'm trying to picture Borys as a father.
[img]http://www.andymasteroffish.com/pic/BabyStatue.jpg[img]

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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #33 on: October 19, 2008, 04:17:26 PM »
My freedom will end in about 160 hours... my life will change, our life will change.

Any tips on being a good husband Married-Bore? Does marriage = shackles?

After 2+ years of being married, I've discovered that nothing has changed. Being a homeowner is very different than renting, but married life is just like it was when we were merely living together.

Now having kids, that's when I think things really change.

We want to have a kid next year and yeah I know this will be a true manhood test. Marriage - you can always get a divorce, car or house or dog - you can always sell it.

A kid is forever.

Do you really want to have a kid right away? We're not planning on having a child until 2010 or so...

I can't imagine getting married and then immediately (within the first year) having a child.

How old are you? We're both close to 30 years. We simply have to have a baby before being 30 years old.

27. Our plan is to have kids around 30.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2008, 12:08:06 AM »
Congratulations! :) :)
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #35 on: October 20, 2008, 01:05:45 AM »
(after two days together with wife)

Borys: OMG, FEMALE OF THE FOREVER :bow

(one week later, after seeing a small screenshot of a woman in Dragon Age)

Broys: OMG, FEMALE OF THE FOREVER :bow
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #36 on: October 20, 2008, 01:27:27 AM »
I'll give you the advice my buddy Ben gave me:


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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #37 on: October 20, 2008, 01:43:27 AM »
I'm trying to picture Borys as a father.
[img]http://www.andymasteroffish.com/pic/BabyStatue.jpg[img]
:rofl
omg I choked on my water :rofl :rofl

good luck borys, ive been to a polish wedding before and it wasnt a pretty sight
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #38 on: October 20, 2008, 03:48:09 AM »
Borys, i have to ask, on behalf of us all:

How the FUCK did you get past the dress-stomping incident?
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #39 on: October 20, 2008, 04:11:28 AM »
Borys, i have to ask, on behalf of us all:

How the FUCK did you get past the dress-stomping incident?
The only thing I can think of is that it's some sort of ancient polish custom.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #40 on: October 20, 2008, 04:40:46 AM »
You let her put on a strap-on?
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #41 on: October 20, 2008, 02:25:11 PM »
Why are you even getting married?  That's so boring and traditional.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #42 on: October 20, 2008, 02:29:09 PM »
Bail out Borys, it's not healthy to be nervous before your marriage, you should be happy. If you're nervous it probably says something about your love for your wife, or the lack thereoff. Can you control your urges to dress stomp?
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #43 on: October 21, 2008, 11:28:59 AM »
Wrong: It is not possible for a man to enjoy marriage. Marriage is an institution created by women so they could have a stable form of income to buy shoes.

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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #44 on: October 21, 2008, 06:07:09 PM »
borys I wish you all the luck in the world

i will masturbate in your honor
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #45 on: October 21, 2008, 06:09:17 PM »
Wrong: It is not possible for a man to enjoy marriage. Marriage is an institution created by women so they could have a stable form of income to buy shoes.
I'd enjoy marriage with your girlfriend  :-*
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #46 on: October 21, 2008, 09:24:18 PM »
Remember the last thing Borys was excited for?

That's right, we got Star Wars KOTOR MMO Clone Wars

Borys' marriage is going to FLOP

HARD

:rofl
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #47 on: October 22, 2008, 10:22:40 AM »
Remember the last thing Borys was excited for?

That's right, we got Star Wars KOTOR MMO Clone Wars

Borys' marriage is going to FLOP

HARD

:rofl

Don't worry Borys, there's always patches in a game.  ;)
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #48 on: October 22, 2008, 10:24:34 AM »
Marriage is fun! It's work. But it's also fun. I wasn't nervous at all, which I guess means you're headed for divorce :(
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #49 on: October 22, 2008, 10:48:20 AM »
Marriage is fun! It's work. But it's also fun. I wasn't nervous at all, which I guess means you're headed for divorce :(

Or you are. DUN DUN DUN DUN
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #50 on: October 22, 2008, 10:54:16 AM »
http://www.enotalone.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2817064#post2817064

There's your answer, buddy.

It took a while for me to realise what was going on.  :lol

The first response is awesome: "lol what does you being polish have to do with anything??"
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #51 on: October 22, 2008, 10:55:53 AM »
Kill your wife, flee to Costa Rica.

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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #52 on: October 22, 2008, 11:44:45 AM »
roffels and lollers

How are you holding up Borys? Still want to get married?
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #53 on: October 22, 2008, 12:08:07 PM »
someone pretended to be borys on that forum?  that's pretty weak.

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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #54 on: October 22, 2008, 12:09:32 PM »
someone pretended to be borys on that forum?  that's pretty weak.
Yeah, if you're going to pretend to be a Pole, do Kosma and be a pimp.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #56 on: October 23, 2008, 06:41:59 AM »
51 hours left

THE CLOCK IS TICKING MY FREEDOM AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You seem very happy
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #57 on: October 23, 2008, 06:54:07 AM »
What the hell is there to be nervous about?  CALM DOWN DUDE!   :)

Although if it's because of the ceremony I guess I can understand.  We had a very small one in Hawaii though, so this was not an issue for me.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #59 on: October 23, 2008, 11:13:48 AM »
51 hours left

THE CLOCK IS TICKING MY FREEDOM AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Will there be strippers at the bachelor party? Or is that a purely North American custom?
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