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Tieno

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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #60 on: October 24, 2008, 11:57:26 AM »
So tomorrow huh?

Good luck Borys!
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #61 on: October 24, 2008, 02:16:06 PM »
Trust me, you won't have a choice where you get married.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #62 on: October 24, 2008, 04:10:38 PM »
Trust me, you won't have a choice where you get married.
I did :rock
It's already been noted that your wife is awesome.

So where did you choose? The First church of Rational Satanist, Scientist?
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #63 on: October 24, 2008, 04:15:44 PM »
Do Polish wedding halls really have bowling alleys attached to them?
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #64 on: October 24, 2008, 06:11:15 PM »
Is Borys married yet?
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #65 on: October 24, 2008, 06:22:57 PM »
I wonder who his best man is
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #66 on: October 24, 2008, 07:16:02 PM »
are you going to allow her to have friends?
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #67 on: October 24, 2008, 07:28:15 PM »
Borys doesn't even allow himself to have friends.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #68 on: October 24, 2008, 07:34:38 PM »
good luck borys, hope it all went well!
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #69 on: October 24, 2008, 08:05:39 PM »
Wedding vows need to be 'colon bow marriage colon bow two, colon piss divorce colon piss two'

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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #70 on: October 27, 2008, 05:36:55 AM »
http://www.enotalone.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2817064#post2817064

There's your answer, buddy.

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How did I not see this. FOLLOW UP ON IT

Post the dress story :lol :lol
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #71 on: October 27, 2008, 11:42:25 AM »

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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #72 on: October 27, 2008, 12:47:23 PM »
Or he and his wife are still making Sexy Time.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #73 on: October 27, 2008, 12:48:30 PM »
And so begins the divorce countdown.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #74 on: October 27, 2008, 12:53:28 PM »
Or he and his wife are still making Sexy Time.

I think a murder-suicide is more likely.  Borys away from the internet for 2 full days?  I don't buy it.  I bet he socked his wife in the jaw, ripped off the wedding dress, stomped it, placed her stunned and naked body on top of the dress, and just stomped repeatedly on her gash until he saw some shade of every color of the rainbow come out.  After that, the hedge clippers came out, and maybe he had sex with her.  He popped off each finger individually, and when he felt especially spirited, maybe he takes off a fingernail before the severing.  After a hand or two, he realizes that blood loss might bring an unintended end to the sweet miseryhe is delivering, so maybe he uses a belt or part of the wedding dress to stop the bleeding.  Needing to take a break for a bit from anything that will externally bleed, he starts work on the ribs.  He hears knocking on the door and a voice asking what's going on, interrupting Borys's mental train of thought, which is pondering turning her intestines into exquisite polish meats.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #75 on: October 27, 2008, 12:55:27 PM »
Or he and his wife are still making Sexy Time.

I think a murder-suicide is more likely.  Borys away from the internet for 2 full days?  I don't buy it.  I bet he socked his wife in the jaw, ripped off the wedding dress, stomped it, placed her stunned and naked body on top of the dress, and just stomped repeatedly on her gash until he saw some shade of every color of the rainbow come out.  After that, the hedge clippers came out, and maybe he had sex with her.  He popped off each finger individually, and when he felt especially spirited, maybe he takes off a fingernail before the severing.  After a hand or two, he realizes that blood loss might bring an unintended end to the sweet miseryhe is delivering, so maybe he uses a belt or part of the wedding dress to stop the bleeding.  Needing to take a break for a bit from anything that will externally bleed, he starts work on the ribs.  He hears knocking on the door and a voice asking what's going on, interrupting Borys's mental train of thought, which is pondering turning her intestines into exquisite polish meats.

Yeah probably that.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #76 on: October 27, 2008, 12:56:33 PM »
I think TVC writes in the erotic horror section of literotica.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #77 on: October 27, 2008, 01:05:13 PM »
Everyone here will be shocked when it happens.  They'll interview all of us since we're the closest thing Borys has to friends or family.  All of you will be on TV going "I couldn't believe it!  He was kinda weird but ultimately he was a nice guy!"  And then they'll put me on, and I'll say "I knew he was the craziest psychopath I had ever encountered the moment I met him, and I knew he'd end up like this.  I even knew that he was too much of a polack pussy to kill himself.  What a fuckin' pussy.  Suicide-by-cop?  I have to hand it to him for following through to the very end, and I really didn't think he'd actually put on that semen-, bile-, and blood-covered wedding dress after he raped and murdered and again raped his wife on it."  After they interview me on TV, I'll be a big star and everyone will love me.  They'll talk about me in People and shit and I will bang Anderson Cooper, but only because Ira Glass is straight :(
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #78 on: October 27, 2008, 01:11:35 PM »
I thought you were going to let GG be your id?

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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #79 on: October 27, 2008, 03:15:32 PM »
Everyone here will be shocked when it happens.  They'll interview all of us since we're the closest thing Borys has to friends or family.  All of you will be on TV going "I couldn't believe it!  He was kinda weird but ultimately he was a nice guy!"  And then they'll put me on, and I'll say "I knew he was the craziest psychopath I had ever encountered the moment I met him, and I knew he'd end up like this.  I even knew that he was too much of a polack pussy to kill himself.  What a fuckin' pussy.  Suicide-by-cop?  I have to hand it to him for following through to the very end, and I really didn't think he'd actually put on that semen-, bile-, and blood-covered wedding dress after he raped and murdered and again raped his wife on it."  After they interview me on TV, I'll be a big star and everyone will love me.  They'll talk about me in People and shit and I will bang Anderson Cooper, but only because Ira Glass is straight :(
They'll arrest you for not doing anything to stop that sick fuck Borys.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #80 on: October 27, 2008, 03:17:43 PM »
What could I have done?  I had no explicit evidence, just my hunches.  If I went to Poland and murdered him before he had a chance to murder his wife, they'd lock me up.  Besides, I'd be terrified to confront him.  He's far, far crazier than I am.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #81 on: October 27, 2008, 03:18:54 PM »
You should have called the cops or the polish equivalent of cops (do they have cops in Poland?).
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #82 on: October 27, 2008, 03:21:04 PM »
It's easy to say that now that people are dead, but even just a day or two ago, we had no real convincing proof that this would happen, aside from a vodka-soaked wedding dress with some boot prints on it.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #83 on: October 27, 2008, 03:23:28 PM »
His boots are made for stomping, and that's just what they'll do.
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #84 on: October 27, 2008, 04:50:04 PM »
His boots are made for stomping, and that's just what they'll do.

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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #85 on: October 27, 2008, 04:54:47 PM »
Congrats Borys!
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Re: In 7 days I'll be a married man
« Reply #86 on: October 28, 2008, 01:27:14 AM »
I keep writing Mary Sue Anderson Cooper porno in my head :(  I can't bring myself to write it down.
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