5 things I learned last night. (oh god)

[T234]

1. Keep your pants on at all times no matter how much smirnoff you had.
2. Do not urinate off of somebody's front porch, especially if they live on a street that has thousands of people walking by it at the time.
3. After said urination do not run down the street hollering that people are feggits if they don't know tauntaun.
4. Smoke that shit until they ask for it back, especially if you paid for it. 
5. Metal concerts are awesome.
 

[Van Cruncheon]

life lessons!

[Mupepe]

sounds like a good night.

I started drinking at 2pm.  Was piss drunk by 6pm.  Home by 8pm.  Fell asleep watching Grey's Anatomy by 11pm.

Life Lesson from my night?  Mupepe is ghey

[T234]

Hey mupepe, was that you on the phone awhile back?

Also, is it good to eat while I'm hungover, and how do I make my breath not smell like vodka?

[Reb]

Hey mupepe, was that you on the phone awhile back?

Also, is it good to eat while I'm hungover, and how do I make my breath not smell like vodka?

Eating greasy is the best when your hung over!

[Beezy]

3. After said urination do not run down the street hollering that people are distinguished effete fellows if they don't know tauntaun.

[Mupepe]

Hey mupepe, was that you on the phone awhile back?

Also, is it good to eat while I'm hungover, and how do I make my breath not smell like vodka?

you called the 248 5925?  nope.  my old company phone.  got a new one.  if you want the new number, pm me.

[Phoenix Dark]

Kentucky nights 

[Joe Molotov]

Cigarillos don't know bout my tauntaun.

[Tauntaun]

1. Keep your pants on at all times no matter how much smirnoff you had.
2. Do not urinate off of somebody's front porch, especially if they live on a street that has thousands of people walking by it at the time.
3. After said urination do not run down the street hollering that people are distinguished effete fellows if they don't know tauntaun.
4. Smoke that shit until they ask for it back, especially if you paid for it. 
5. Metal concerts are awesome.