Socialism rocks!

[TVC15]

Woo, just checked my mail today and I have paid enough in to get social security when I hit 62 or if I get disabled.  Wooooooooooo.  If I get disabled, I get a sweet 1900 a month.  I could live off that.  Who wants to chop off my arms so I can live off of Ganhyun and Beardo's money?

[huckleberry]

Your arms?  Both of them?




I mean really...isn't that going a little too far TVC?


Besides, with no arms you might tempt their sexuality.....especially Beardo.  He seems quite impressionable.

[TVC15]

Well, what's the least amount I can be dismembered and still be considered disabled.  While talking with prole, he raised the point that I need at least one arm to jerk off, so maybe we can take off two legs and one arm.  And an eye.  Would that be disabled?

[TVC15]

I imagine with no legs, I'll be soiling myself a lot, so I can get into the panty selling business, too.

[huckleberry]

You gotta keep one arm for sure. Maybe one full arm off and then - so you can still spank it - one of those lobster claw things on your spank hand.  That would be pretty damn convincing.

[E-DuB]

...so maybe we can take off two legs and one arm.  And an eye.  Would that be disabled?

That would make you a sex toy 

[Ganhyun]

Woo, just checked my mail today and I have paid enough in to get social security when I hit 62 or if I get disabled.  Wooooooooooo.  If I get disabled, I get a sweet 1900 a month.  I could live off that.  Who wants to chop off my arms so I can live off of Ganhyun and Beardo's money?

Don't do this. As much of a dirty librul you are, I'd still hate to hear that you bled to death.

[Human Snorenado]

Whatever you do, make sure you find someone who likes stump-fucking.  I would imagine finding a man/woman who wants to take your arm stump up an orifice would be easier than someone who wanted to take a leg stump.