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Death to JRPGs
« on: October 24, 2008, 07:54:33 AM »
 :punch

Fuck 'em

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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2008, 08:07:21 AM »
Meh.
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2008, 08:16:59 AM »
So many JRPG lovers on this forum.

Who here likes JRPGs?
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2008, 08:45:27 AM »
I have a strong sense of justice but am a little shy

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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2008, 09:02:17 AM »
I like Lost Odyssey a hell of a lot, but it's an exception.  I can't really stomach the vast majority of JRPGs because of the character designs - Square's in particular are consistently nauseating.

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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2008, 09:32:20 AM »
:piss Tieno :piss2

The best genre there is, niccas.

And no offense, haven't you never played a single RPG? You really should try playing something before shrugging it off.
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2008, 09:32:47 AM »
i need to hear the story behind this thread :wtf

He got molested by a Sephiroh cosplayer  :'(
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2008, 09:38:24 AM »
i need to hear the story behind this thread :wtf

He got molested by a Sephiroh cosplayer  :'(

Which was you.

Shit, the cat's out of the bag now!
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2008, 10:09:39 AM »
We can all relate to having to save the world at the experienced age of 16.

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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2008, 10:39:21 AM »
I like some JRPGs, but like most of you I don't care for the character designs, story (there are exceptions of course), dialogue, voice acting, etc.
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2008, 11:07:12 AM »
I like Lost Odyssey a hell of a lot, but it's an exception.  I can't really stomach the vast majority of JRPGs because of the character designs - Square's in particular are consistently nauseating.

Star Ocean 4's characters are hideous.

http://images.gamersyde.com/gallery/public/9494/1362_0007.jpg

It's like some sort of loli nightmare.

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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2008, 11:12:48 AM »
I like Lost Odyssey a hell of a lot, but it's an exception.  I can't really stomach the vast majority of JRPGs because of the character designs - Square's in particular are consistently nauseating.

Star Ocean 4's characters are hideous.

http://images.gamersyde.com/gallery/public/9494/1362_0007.jpg

It's like some sort of loli nightmare.

naw dood, that's not loli.  she's technically 35 in the game.  So it's not morally wrong to masturbate to her...if you weren't into dudes, of course.

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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2008, 11:16:09 AM »
I don't really think the characters freak me out any more than the uncanny valley types present in a lot of WRPGs. Oblivion in particular, at first I was absolutely floored by the intricate character customization option, but then realized, even after a half hour of tinkering, that I couldn't do anything to make my character not ugly.
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2008, 11:19:50 AM »
I don't see any reason to play anything outside of the U.S. SMT series and Final Fantasy main series.   Vagrant Story and Chrono Trigger notwithstanding. 

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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2008, 11:20:21 AM »
I don't really think the characters freak me out any more than the uncanny valley types present in a lot of WRPGs. Oblivion in particular, at first I was absolutely floored by the intricate character customization option, but then realized, even after a half hour of tinkering, that I couldn't do anything to make my character not ugly.

That seems like more of an art style preference to me.
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2008, 11:22:34 AM »
I don't see any reason to play anything outside of the U.S. SMT series and Final Fantasy main series.   Vagrant Story and Chrono Trigger notwithstanding. 

S-E rpgs that aren't Vagrant Story and Crisis Core can die in an iron maiden.

SMT games that aren't SMT3 can die in a spiked pit.

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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2008, 11:24:06 AM »
I don't see any reason to play anything outside of the U.S. SMT series and Final Fantasy main series.   Vagrant Story and Chrono Trigger notwithstanding. 

S-E rpgs that aren't Vagrant Story and Crisis Core can die in an iron maiden.

SMT games that aren't SMT3 can die in a spiked pit.

wellllllll alrighty then. 

Lets add the Tales series to the death

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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2008, 11:30:19 AM »
I don't see any reason to play anything outside of the U.S. SMT series and Final Fantasy main series.   Vagrant Story and Chrono Trigger notwithstanding. 

S-E rpgs that aren't Vagrant Story and Crisis Core can die in an iron maiden.

SMT games that aren't SMT3 can die in a spiked pit.

Crisis Core wasn't that great, dude. Waaaaaay too button-mashy in battle, and extremely repetitive mission structure. Sweet production values though.
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2008, 11:35:00 AM »
Genesis Gackt :heartbeat

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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2008, 11:41:02 AM »
 :bow Tieno on JRPGs :bow2
 :piss Tieno on everything else :piss2

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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2008, 11:43:54 AM »
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I don't see any reason to play anything outside of the U.S. SMT series and Final Fantasy main series.   Vagrant Story and Chrono Trigger notwithstanding. 

Shiren DS and World Ends with You = games of the since I started playing games again
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2008, 11:52:21 AM »
Some jRPGs are good.  Some are awful.  Still others fall somewhere in the middle.
Stop being so nuanced.
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2008, 11:58:05 AM »
how bout you let me play both A and J RPGs you stupid fuck
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2008, 12:33:50 PM »
JRPG's >>>>> Western RPG's

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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2008, 12:35:30 PM »
leper this filth, Lyte

Why?  He speaks the truth.   :P

(This is assuming he only means that turn-based garbage and not action-RPGs)
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #25 on: October 24, 2008, 12:40:48 PM »
I have a strong sense of justice but am a little shy

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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #26 on: October 24, 2008, 01:00:04 PM »
I tend to like them more than I dislike them.  The only main Final Fantasy I truly HATE is XII.  God, what a waste of funds.
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #27 on: October 24, 2008, 01:17:26 PM »
:bow :bow :bow vesperia :bow2 :bow2 :bow2
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #28 on: October 24, 2008, 01:28:32 PM »
my favorite genre
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #29 on: October 24, 2008, 02:07:44 PM »
Terrible games for terrible people.

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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #30 on: October 24, 2008, 02:33:29 PM »
I like every genre though.

Only close minded fops play and like one genre.
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #31 on: October 24, 2008, 02:34:29 PM »
I'm a closed minded fop, Himu, and damn proud of it.
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #32 on: October 24, 2008, 02:35:33 PM »
You play more than rpgs though, right?
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #33 on: October 24, 2008, 02:42:36 PM »
You play more than rpgs though, right?

Heh, I probably should have said "I'm a closed minded wop" :P

Yeah, but most of it is 2D sidescrollers/action, shmups, fighters, rail shooters, occasional (arcade) racer, puzzle, and of course quirky unique games... it's very rare I'll play through an FPS but there have been some exceptions. I don't even bother with WRPGs, RTS, squad based military shooters, rhythm games, and I hardly ever play online. Maybe it's just part of getting old, or mainstream gaming tastes passing me by. Ironically enough, even though I'm so big into dance music I am a fair deal more open with music than games (I just can't stand reggae, country, most pop, or emo) and will gladly go to non dance shows and download non dance type stuff.
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #34 on: October 24, 2008, 02:48:53 PM »
heh. you don't seem close minded at all to me.
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #35 on: October 24, 2008, 11:30:59 PM »
Terrible games for terrible people.
Is that the new Wii slogan?
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #36 on: October 24, 2008, 11:53:22 PM »
I like J-rpgs but they all seem to have major negatives.  Half the time an rpg that starts off good ends up either having the plot suck (generic/terrible/stupid) or the battle system becomes broken, or the budget disappears.  Very few jrpgs are consistently HQ from start to finish outside Megaten games.

Then again I look at w-rpgs like Mass Effect and Fable 2 and they suffer from the same problems.

I guess it's just really hard to make a game consistently awesome in story, battle balance, dungeon design, environmental exploration, visuals, music for 30-60 hours.  Especially these days with sinking budgets.  Much easier to perfect a 6-8 hour FPS/TPS instead.

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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2008, 12:33:39 AM »
Star Ocean 4's characters are hideous.

http://images.gamersyde.com/gallery/public/9494/1362_0007.jpg

It's like some sort of loli nightmare.

Yeah, I don't even give Star Ocean a chance because of the characters.

I don't really think the characters freak me out any more than the uncanny valley types present in a lot of WRPGs. Oblivion in particular, at first I was absolutely floored by the intricate character customization option, but then realized, even after a half hour of tinkering, that I couldn't do anything to make my character not ugly.

I agree Oblivion's characters are butt-ugly, but I'll take ugly over annoying.  BTW, I managed to make what I consider a decent-looking character but it took a long time.  I didn't even bother trying to create a woman because it would have just looked like a man.




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« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2008, 12:48:42 AM »
I still play tons of Japanese rpgs, but my tolerance for mediocrity isn't what it used to be.  I also play tons of western rpgs.  My only problem with both types are that developers feel the need to have the game range anywhere from 40 to 80 hours to complete.  Well, I guess western rpgs are less now with Mass Effect taking way under 20 and people claiming Fable 2 takes 8 hours if you just do the story.  It's not that I don't mind long games, it's just that with long games you see games start to stretch parts or just include fluff to pad the length.

Oh, and I think dialogue is still a problem with rpgs.  I don't give a fuck what people are talking about in Fable 2 or any of these games, I don't need to hear them elaborate about whatever bullshit they are talking about, just make it snappy and entertaining.  Part of the reason Tales of Vesperia is so awesome is how good the dialogue is.

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« Reply #39 on: October 25, 2008, 12:51:06 AM »

Yeah, but most of it is 2D sidescrollers/action, shmups, fighters, rail shooters, occasional (arcade) racer, puzzle, and of course quirky unique games... it's very rare I'll play through an FPS but there have been some exceptions. I don't even bother with WRPGs, RTS, squad based military shooters, rhythm games, and I hardly ever play online.

You are very similar to me, online aside. 

I just cannot get into most RPGs and don't bother with RTS and squad-based games.  Sometimes I enjoy music games but most of the time I don't dig the soundtracks.
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« Reply #40 on: October 25, 2008, 02:22:31 AM »

Yeah, but most of it is 2D sidescrollers/action, shmups, fighters, rail shooters, occasional (arcade) racer, puzzle, and of course quirky unique games... it's very rare I'll play through an FPS but there have been some exceptions. I don't even bother with WRPGs, RTS, squad based military shooters, rhythm games, and I hardly ever play online.

You are very similar to me, online aside. 

I just cannot get into most RPGs and don't bother with RTS and squad-based games.  Sometimes I enjoy music games but most of the time I don't dig the soundtracks.


You've hit upon the main reason why I don't particularly like music games... not into the music. If a game had a mostly-licensed EDM soundtrack I would be all over that! I'm hoping that DJ game that comes out will be good but I think it's just gonna be mash ups  :-\

Another genre I'm not into... war simulations! It's too close to my job, in videogame form.  :P
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #41 on: October 25, 2008, 02:23:59 AM »
I agree Oblivion's characters are butt-ugly, but I'll take ugly over annoying.  BTW, I managed to make what I consider a decent-looking character but it took a long time.  I didn't even bother trying to create a woman because it would have just looked like a man.

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That did come out pretty good! I tried making a woman, perhaps that was my problem.
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Re: Death to JRPGs
« Reply #42 on: October 27, 2008, 09:18:22 PM »
:lol  Yeah, I think making a "woman" is virtually impossible.

It took so long that I think for Fallout 3 I'm just going to create the ugliest character I can.  It should be a lot quicker.