So I was thinking about this magical orb

[TVC15]

Like, maybe the size of a globe, a sphere of translucent light, it looks magical and shit.  Maybe it even has one of those stands globes has.  Let's just call it a magical glowing globe except that it doesn't have a map on it.  Whatever you so happen to place inside the globe gets teleported into, let's say, demi's bedroom.  So what would you do?  Personally, I would put my dick in the orb and see what would happen.  Maybe shit into it.  I'd have my laptop handy so I could see what demi's immediate reaction would be.  I might just afix the orb to cover my cock and butthole, and use it as a sort of cosmic wormhole diaper.  I think that's what I'd do.  What would you do?

[Great Rumbler]

So what drugs did you take today?

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd insert Kosma, Andrew Sullivan, and one condom

[TVC15]

This was a dream I had and then I thought about it for like maybe a half hour this morning.

I'd insert Kosma, Andrew Sullivan, and one condom

I think one of the unspoken rules about the orb globe wormhole is that it isn't large enough to fit a full human through.

[Joe Molotov]

[Phoenix Dark]

What's the point of magic if I can't do whatever I want to do  

Ok, how about a horse cock

[TVC15]

Yeah, that works.  Small animals, too.  Let's just say that fully grown humans will not fit.  Except midgets of course.

[Reb]

Well then, the only choice is Bridget the Midget.

[Barry Egan]

I'd poke my head in so I could see what the lifestyle of an internet celeb is like 

I might just afix the orb to cover my cock and butthole, and use it as a sort of cosmic wormhole diaper.

I'm trying to think of how you could do this.  Would you strap it to your butthole, and then wrap your cock down around and in to the orb?

[Tieno]

Some good games.

[Joe Molotov]

Who cares about demi? You could reach into George Broussard's office and snag a beta copy of Duke Nukem Forever. 

[TVC15]

I dunno.  Wouldn't you want to pump your cock and spray cum onto the back of demi's head?  He'd be completely helpless.  He could be covered in semen at any moment.  It's like rape without the violence or penetration but still with the semen.

[Van Cruncheon]

eventually, it would simply become a glory wormhole -- ultimately, the purpose of any hole is to have a penis put in it.