Alcohol has proven that I'm a dumbass

[Bloodwake]

This girl I like left a party I went to with a complete stranger, and, because I was pissed, I basically sent her a text saying that I liked her but she wouldn't give me the fucking time of day. Word for word.

Now she's calling me.


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[Reb]

Pick up the phone, laugh sheepishly at your stupidity and arrange a date.

[muckhole]

Well, she's calling you, so mission slightly accomplished? She could have ignored it as well as you, or just finished the whole thing off via a text.

[Bloodwake]

Wow, wait, you mean this might actually work OUT?

I haven't called back yet, she called while I was sleeping.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Chances are she's going to be 100% honest with you. This can either go one of two ways:

A. She say's she has feelings for you.
B. She calls you a creep and drops your ass.

[Bloodwake]

I'm taking a shower and going to food service, then I will come up with what the hell I'm going to do about this.

[radioheadrule83]

Shit, I was expecting awesome drunk fuckuppery. This just sounds like a bit of honesty. I suppose it would have been worse if you drunk dialled. Drunk dialling is usually never a good idea.

It'll probably be easy to deal with, cos she'll hopefully just call up and respond to what you said. If she wants an explaination - say you felt slightly embarrassed for sending the text this morning if you want, but tell her it's all true. Ad lib from there. Be fun. If shes offended by the idea that she "doesn't give you the time of fucking day", diffuse the argument rather than allow an argument to happen.

Be thankful that you never removed any clothing, no vomit was involved, and you didn't make any clumsy lurid advances on anyone in full view of other people.

[muckhole]

I'm taking a shower and going to food service, then I will come up with what the hell I'm going to do about this.

My only advice here would be not to put it off, lest you get more apprehensive and freak yourself out too much before calling.

[Reb]

Yeah, it's not a big deal, don't make it a big deal.

[MrAngryFace]

"I was drunk; I am a dumbass."

[BobbyRobby]

i would advise against sending messages like that in the future.  the best thing you could have done in a situation like that is hook up with another girl and have her find out on her own. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Dude don't tell me it's the chick who commented on your facebook status. She's pretty hot

[Bloodwake]

Dude don't tell me it's the chick who commented on your facebook status. She's pretty hot

No, it isn't. Yes, she's pretty hot. She's dating one of my friends I think.

She messaged me back by the way. She said something to the effect of "i really like you too lol but i'm coming out of a bad breakup. don't be mad at me." So yeah, I just told her to call me later or something.

[The Sceneman]

^ god I hate women. thats their fucking excuse for everything. bail out bro

[Bloodwake]

^ god I hate women. thats their fucking excuse for everything. bail out bro

I think I'm just going to be mad. And do this.

[muckhole]

I think I'm just going to be mad. And do this.

Might as well get drunk!

[Bloodwake]

I think I'm just going to be mad. And do this.

Might as well get drunk!

I like the way you think.

[Bloodwake]

I'm currently stoned, and I'm working on alcohol.

Oh well, this girl doesn't like me so fuck her ass. There's this other girl who I will refer to as Transformers Girl that is sorta cool, and she likes 24, but seriously, the fact she likes Transformers is somewhat unattractive to me. Yes, this actually matters.

But I'm pretty sure she wants me hardcore, so fuck it, some good things might come out of that. And she likes 24. I like 24. There ya go.

Fucking bitches, where's my roommates fermented wine.....

[Mupepe]

you sent it in a text and after she already left with someone else while you were drunk and then didn't respond until she texted you right?

to be honest, most women want a guy that's a little more assertive.  Either way, you put your feelings out there and you got the truth (kinda, sounds like regular BS but she doesn't have feelings for you and that's the only truth that matters).  So actually, I'm going to say good job.  you got the info you needed

[muckhole]

If her liking Transformers is the only negative that comes immediately to mind, might as well go for a date or two. What can it hurt?

And I fully expect a GilloD style "I'm drunk, ask me questions" thread about two and a half hours from now.

Also: Mupepe!

[Bloodwake]

If her liking Transformers is the only negative that comes immediately to mind, might as well go for a date or two. What can it hurt?

And I fully expect a GilloD style "I'm drunk, ask me questions" thread about two and a half hours from now.

Also: Mupepe!

Damn right, I don't think a lot of the new people have experienced drunk incoherent Bloodwake posts.

[Bloodwake]

By the way, since obviously I'm slipping into drunkenness, my thread create count will rise by a large percentage.

like


OVER 9000

rofl

[muckhole]

All the true masters are at their most productive when inebriated.

[T234]

I'VE EXPERIENCED REAL LIVE DRUNK INCOHERENT BLOODWAKE

[Mr. Gundam]

By the way, since obviously I'm slipping into drunkenness, my thread create count will rise by a large percentage.

like


OVER 9000

rofl

Let us know when your blood alcohol level IS OVER 9000!

[Bloodwake]

So guys, sorry for the letdown, but I got to get up early tomorrow.

Maybe some other time I will get drunk and stupid on Evilbore like the old days.