Author Topic: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL (Read 1088 times)

Greatness Gone · « **on:** October 26, 2008, 09:45:26 PM »

So I was just minding my own business having orgies in Fable II when some bitch from my job calls. She's all like, "HAVE YOU PLANNED FOR THE HALLOWEEN PARTY YET?" and I'm like, "no...". So she gets on my case and shit and starts calling me horrible names. :'(

Fuck her and her stupid short haircut and her stupid girlfriend.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** October 26, 2008, 09:47:21 PM »

Do chicks hit on you at work?

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #2 on:** October 26, 2008, 09:49:16 PM »

Yeah, it's like booty calls galore at my job.

Rman · « **Reply #3 on:** October 26, 2008, 09:52:14 PM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on October 26, 2008, 09:49:16 PM

Yeah, it's like booty calls galore at my job.

What do you do, GG?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** October 26, 2008, 09:57:23 PM »

I'm seriously considering going gay just to pick up chicks.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #5 on:** October 26, 2008, 09:58:49 PM »

I'm a secretary bottom bitch for this dumb company. My boss is a FREAK.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** October 26, 2008, 09:59:21 PM »

He's gay right

muckhole · « **Reply #7 on:** October 26, 2008, 10:00:19 PM »

You should have told her it persecutes your wiccan beliefs. Then sobbed loudly, and hung up the phone.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** October 26, 2008, 10:04:56 PM »

fhuta

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #9 on:** October 26, 2008, 10:10:09 PM »

She sent me some BS e-mail about what I need to pick up. Fried chicken? Who the fuck eats that shit besides stereotypical BLACK PEOPLE. Why can't we just have salad or something else that's easy, like nothing?

FatalT · « **Reply #10 on:** October 26, 2008, 10:19:09 PM »

I'm running into a lot of lesbians lately. Two girls who I fancied at work turned out to be lesbos. One of them has been confirmed a lesbian and I'm still skeptical about the other.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 26, 2008, 10:28:42 PM »

Man, Greatness Gone is doing a pretty effective job of channeling my id.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #12 on:** October 26, 2008, 10:42:26 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 26, 2008, 10:28:42 PM

Man, Greatness Gone is doing a pretty effective job of channeling my id.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #13 on:** November 01, 2008, 01:19:26 AM »

The party was a DISASTER

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** November 01, 2008, 01:20:06 AM »

Did you get drunk and end up sleeping with the lesbian?

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #15 on:** November 01, 2008, 01:21:56 AM »

I don't drink, but this one dude threw up on me from drinking too much. I smelled like snickers and groundbeef and vodka driving home. fuuuuuuck

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #16 on:** November 01, 2008, 01:23:52 AM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on November 01, 2008, 01:21:56 AM

I don't drink, but this one dude threw up on me from drinking too much. I smelled like snickers and groundbeef and vodka driving home. fuuuuuuck

No kidding?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** November 01, 2008, 01:26:31 AM »

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #18 on:** November 01, 2008, 03:43:25 AM »

I would love to see a fem man and butch lesbian fight. It would be fascinating. Like Richard Simmons versus Rosie O'Donnell.

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** November 01, 2008, 03:46:19 AM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on November 01, 2008, 01:21:56 AM

I don't drink, but this one dude threw up on me from drinking too much. I smelled like snickers and groundbeef and vodka driving home. fuuuuuuck

Consider this training for when we have to fuck.

Akala · « **Reply #20 on:** November 01, 2008, 03:56:10 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 01, 2008, 03:46:19 AM

Quote from: Greatness Gone on November 01, 2008, 01:21:56 AM
I don't drink, but this one dude threw up on me from drinking too much. I smelled like snickers and groundbeef and vodka driving home. fuuuuuuck

Consider this training for when we have to fuck.

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Author Topic: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL (Read 1088 times)