Author Topic: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones (Read 4608 times)

GilloD · « **on:** October 27, 2008, 04:58:01 PM »

They always mention his girlfriend Norah and how she's a singer and I figured she was just some Lower East Side hippy whatever. But then we were out to dinner and a Norah Jones song was on the radio and someone was like, "Dude, are any of these songs about you?" and I was all, "Wait what" and then they told me that Norah was Norah Jones.

So, there's some trivia.

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** October 27, 2008, 04:59:26 PM »

My roommates old roommate who knew a roommate of a roommate knows Norah Jones.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:00:56 PM »

My friend's ex girlfriend gave Jay-Z a blowjob before he blew up and became huge

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:02:56 PM »

I saw some guys dick today on the internet. It was ok.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:03:06 PM »

Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on October 27, 2008, 05:00:56 PM

My friend's ex girlfriend gave Jay-Z a blowjob before he blew up and became huge

That's what she said.

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:04:14 PM »

My friend goes to Beyonce's church.

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:05:25 PM »

My roommate's old roommate gave Himuro a handjob.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:08:11 PM »

my dad's old wife-slash-sister once let toby keith fuck her dumper at an arizona truck stop

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:08:40 PM »

Was he the Mexican guy I met at some restaraunt in Dallas?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #9 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:09:48 PM »

I don't know any of you in RL...

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yet

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Tieno · « **Reply #10 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:14:12 PM »

I post on a forum where a dude's roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #11 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:14:22 PM »

My brother is Quincy Jones

Bloodwake · « **Reply #12 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:17:26 PM »

I'm awesome.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:19:48 PM »

I shook Rosa Parks hand but the definitive celebrity moment I had was shaking Tom Brady's hand

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:20:01 PM »

i know a guy who's dating his sister

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #15 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:22:50 PM »

I know some people that know some people that robbed some people

Brehvolution · « **Reply #16 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:23:39 PM »

I dated her in high school. She is one of my best friends sisters.

bud · « **Reply #17 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:23:41 PM »

i know this guy

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:24:15 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on October 27, 2008, 05:20:29 PM

i know the owner of the world's largest sex dungeon

club z??

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:24:21 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on October 27, 2008, 05:23:39 PM

I dated her in high school. She is one of my best friends sisters.

bud · « **Reply #20 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:25:26 PM »

she looks like she likes it up the butt

there's nothing wrong with that

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:43:28 PM »

I once met a man that killed his wife and child and then hung himself. Then Patel made a funny thread about it.

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** October 27, 2008, 06:32:22 PM »

GilloD · « **Reply #23 on:** October 27, 2008, 07:15:17 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 27, 2008, 06:41:40 PM

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yeah right

Formerly. He broke up the band. I've said too much! But Ravi Shankar as a Dad. That's sitcom shit.

tiesto · « **Reply #24 on:** October 27, 2008, 08:32:38 PM »

I went to middle school with Victoria Dean, she was a real bitch though.

NSFW link:

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Victoria Dean

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** October 27, 2008, 08:35:50 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on October 27, 2008, 08:32:38 PM

I went to middle school with Victoria Dean, she was a real bitch though.

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Victoria Dean
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...

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:    no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:    no
Ever been Drunk:    yes
Ever been called a Tease:    oh yeah
Ever been Beaten up:    Nope, I've taken kick boxing for 4 years!
Ever Shoplifted:    no
How do you want to Die:    I would like to live forever!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:    Veterinarian
What country would you most like to Visit:    Europe

Tristam · « **Reply #26 on:** October 27, 2008, 08:36:57 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on October 27, 2008, 08:32:38 PM

I went to middle school with Victoria Dean, she was a real bitch though.

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Victoria Dean
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HIDEOS

tiesto · « **Reply #27 on:** October 27, 2008, 08:38:18 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 27, 2008, 08:35:50 PM

What country would you most like to Visit: Europe

And Smithtown schools are considered one of the better districts around here $:-\$

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #28 on:** October 27, 2008, 09:37:42 PM »

I'm quasi-friends/former neighbors/at one point quasi-enemies with the members of a band whose name yields 24,600 hits on Google, most/all of which appear to actually refer to the band, including a few interviews and stuff.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29 on:** October 27, 2008, 09:52:41 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 27, 2008, 09:37:42 PM

I'm quasi-friends/former neighbors/at one point quasi-enemies with the members of a band whose name yields 24,600 hits on Google, most/all of which appear to actually refer to the band, including a few interviews and stuff.

Muse?

T234 · « **Reply #30 on:** October 27, 2008, 10:03:26 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on October 27, 2008, 05:20:29 PM

i know the owner of the world's largest sex dungeon

My only claim to fame of this nature was jerking off in the bathroom adjacent to another bathroom with a famous local cheeseburger in it. It didn't help things that I was drunk and did not realize that this was a goodwill and they don't have 2 bathrooms and so it wasn't a bathroom but it was a fitting room.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #31 on:** October 28, 2008, 03:45:23 PM »

I know this guy who posts on a forum but doesn't know what to say.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** October 28, 2008, 03:49:55 PM »

Quote from: T234 on October 27, 2008, 10:03:26 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on October 27, 2008, 05:20:29 PM
i know the owner of the world's largest sex dungeon
My only claim to fame of this nature was jerking off in the bathroom adjacent to another bathroom with a famous local cheeseburger in it. It didn't help things that I was drunk and did not realize that this was a goodwill and they don't have 2 bathrooms and so it wasn't a bathroom but it was a fitting room.

There are famous local cheeseburgers in Kentucky?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #33 on:** October 28, 2008, 04:31:50 PM »

Cmon dudes. Her

smh

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #34 on:** October 28, 2008, 04:52:21 PM »

I went to highschool with a girl who stars in a CW show now. She was a bitch.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #35 on:** October 28, 2008, 06:04:54 PM »

A distant cousin of mine that I never met dated Esai Morales (the dude who played Ritchie Valens brother in La Bamba)

T234 · « **Reply #36 on:** October 28, 2008, 08:33:18 PM »

Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on October 28, 2008, 03:49:55 PM

Quote from: T234 on October 27, 2008, 10:03:26 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on October 27, 2008, 05:20:29 PM
i know the owner of the world's largest sex dungeon
My only claim to fame of this nature was jerking off in the bathroom adjacent to another bathroom with a famous local cheeseburger in it. It didn't help things that I was drunk and did not realize that this was a goodwill and they don't have 2 bathrooms and so it wasn't a bathroom but it was a fitting room.

There are famous local cheeseburgers in Kentucky?

Yep. NSFW:

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http://www.hotwendywilliams.com/blog/

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** October 28, 2008, 08:42:25 PM »

T234 · « **Reply #38 on:** October 28, 2008, 08:55:34 PM »

I saw the post before you edited it and I dunno who the fuck yer talkin bout

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** October 28, 2008, 08:58:13 PM »

T234 are you into cheeseburger porn? Not many guys who aren't into cheeseburger porn would link such a site

I'm just wondering

T234 · « **Reply #40 on:** October 28, 2008, 09:07:41 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on October 28, 2008, 08:56:14 PM

don't lie t234, you can't read

I may be many UNFLATTERING things, but illiterate is not one of them.

Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on October 28, 2008, 08:58:13 PM

T234 are you into cheeseburger porn? Not many guys who aren't into cheeseburger porn would link such a site

I'm just wondering

I don't believe that this is the first time I have linked cheeseburger porn on EB.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** October 28, 2008, 09:12:19 PM »

But you didn't answer my question. Are you into cheeseburger porn? Seems like only Junpei and myself are members of the EB cheeseburger Defense Force. We need a third man

T234 · « **Reply #42 on:** October 28, 2008, 09:18:26 PM »

Alright, I'll admit that I really dig dominant cheeseburger porn. What's so strange, it ain't like we're furries!

*If junpei is a furry, count me the fuck out*

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Author Topic: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones (Read 4608 times)