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The Fake Shemp

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OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« on: November 26, 2006, 02:00:20 PM »
Earlier this holiday break, I spoke about my uncle, who unfortunately has awful taste in cinema.  Now I have found the videogame equivalent - his son.  This is his entire PS2 library (the only console he's ever owned), I shit you not:

Turok: Evolution
AvP Extinction
Gladiator: Sword of Vengeance
Fisherman's Bass Club
True Crime
Men in Black 2: Alien Escape
Spider-Man
Batman: Rise of Sin Tzu
The Mummy Returns
The Scorpion King
Jaws Unleashed
25 to Life
Mafia
Driv3r
The DaVinci Code
Mission Impossible: Operation Surma
ATV Offroad Fury
Ratchet and Clank
The Simpsons Road Rage
50 Cent: Bulletproof
X2: Wolverine's Revenge
Hypersonic Xtreme
Mobile Light Force 2
The Sopranos: Road to Respect

I said, "Wow."
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2006, 02:08:18 PM »
Yeah - I've never see someone blindly buy a videogame because it has a rap artist or thug violence or a licensed TV show and/or movie on the cover until I met him.

He also enjoys these games.  Last summer, he spent most of the time while I was down playing MEN IN BLACK 2: ALIEN ESCAPE.

Also, he bought a strategy guide for 50 Cent Bulletproof and says it's one of the best games ever made.
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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2006, 02:19:22 PM »
I uhh, couldn't find a damn thing in there that interested me.  This guy is "the problem" if there is one.  Holy fucking shit. 
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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2006, 02:19:50 PM »
that is a lot of crap, be a good guy and buy him Guitar Hero for shit sakes!
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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2006, 02:23:33 PM »
Sterilize him before it's too late!!
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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2006, 02:24:01 PM »
the cousin needs to be put down...

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The Fake Shemp

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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2006, 02:50:31 PM »
Quote from: morphix on November 26, 2006, 02:19:50 PM
that is a lot of crap, be a good guy and buy him Guitar Hero for shit sakes!

He thinks Guitar Hero is for fegs :-\

The only new game he wants is Gears of War.
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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2006, 02:58:41 PM »
Quote from: Willco on November 26, 2006, 02:50:31 PM
Quote from: morphix on November 26, 2006, 02:19:50 PM
that is a lot of crap, be a good guy and buy him Guitar Hero for shit sakes!

He thinks Guitar Hero is for fegs :-\

The only new game he wants is Gears of War.
I don't want that cigarillo fuck owning a 360.  Tell him to go buy a PS3 and then call him a faggurt.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2006, 03:08:47 PM »
Thats like the ANTI Good Game collection
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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2006, 03:34:35 PM »
Quote from: Willco on November 26, 2006, 02:00:20 PM
Earlier this holiday break, I spoke about my uncle, who unfortunately has awful taste in cinema.  Now I have found the videogame equivalent - his son.  This is his entire PS2 library (the only console he's ever owned), I shit you not:

Turok: Evolution
AvP Extinction
Gladiator: Sword of Vengeance
Fisherman's Bass Club
True Crime
Men in Black 2: Alien Escape
Spider-Man
Batman: Rise of Sin Tzu
The Mummy Returns
The Scorpion King
Jaws Unleashed
25 to Life
Mafia
Driv3r
The DaVinci Code
Mission Impossible: Operation Surma
ATV Offroad Fury
Ratchet and Clank
The Simpsons Road Rage
50 Cent: Bulletproof
X2: Wolverine's Revenge
Hypersonic Xtreme
Mobile Light Force 2
The Sopranos: Road to Respect

I said, "Wow."

Yeah. That's pretty dismal.
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Fatghost28

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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2006, 04:48:13 PM »
Well, Mobile Light Force 2...while a shitty translation job, is still at it's core an awesome shooter that was just raped by the domestic publisher.

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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2006, 05:29:16 PM »
Blow up their house.
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Vizzys

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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2006, 05:39:31 PM »
Turok: Evolution

NO NO Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



GOD PLEASE KILL ME!
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MrAngryFace

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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2006, 06:14:09 PM »
Acclaim was Vendor of the Month at an EB I used to work at when that came out.

I've never felt so dirty.
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brawndolicious

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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2006, 06:45:59 PM »
Kill the bastard.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2006, 09:07:28 PM »
He was actually playing Turok: Evolution when I left.
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Vizzys

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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2006, 09:33:31 PM »
The only thing good about that game is the cover, which I think they did good on.
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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2006, 04:59:47 PM »
I own Turok: Evolution. I bought it out of N64 nostalgia.  :-\


The sad thing is I'll buy the 360 one for the same reason probably.
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Himu

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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2006, 05:02:46 PM »
Well....uh..atleast Ratchet and Clank is good..
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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2006, 05:05:31 PM »
He doesn't like that game :-\
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Himu

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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2006, 05:08:13 PM »
WTF. KILL HIM.
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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2006, 07:08:58 PM »
Quote from: Himuro on November 27, 2006, 05:02:46 PM
Well....uh..atleast Ratchet and Clank is good..
You fucking wish
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Vizzys

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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2006, 07:13:01 PM »
Rachet and Clank sucked indeed. But it is a diamond in a sea of rhinestones to that collection of suck.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2006, 12:29:06 PM »
PS2 has no games lol
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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2006, 04:18:05 PM »
I'm actually wondering why Willco doesn't post more pictures of his hot cousin.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #25 on: November 28, 2006, 04:20:59 PM »
Because I posted one and we all agreed she is not that special!
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Mupepe

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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2006, 04:21:51 PM »
Keep telling yourself that.  We didn't agree to anything, mister.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2006, 04:29:21 PM »
To further illustrate my point, here is a pic of her looking like she is going to poop:

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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #28 on: November 28, 2006, 04:30:02 PM »
More please  :D
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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment

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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
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Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
« Reply #30 on: November 28, 2006, 05:21:02 PM »
She's not that bad. Definitely fuckable. And that one girl near the end looks like she has a nice ass.
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