What a bitch.

[Mupepe]

I just broke up with my g/f (again).  Jesus Christ.  How did she ever talk me back into dating her?  She's 3 years older than me, but still acts like a fucking 16 year old.  We had been dating for a little under two months and she was already wanting me to move in with her.  And when I gave her my honest reasons, she got mad.  I keep my apartment really clean, her house is a fucking mess.  I'm sorry.  I'm not having that.  Learn to fucking clean.  Not to mention, just way too fucking early.  And she lives right next door to her ex husband.  Awkward. 

After about a week of dating her, she already started asking for money.  I never gave her any, because she always managed to make it.  But Jesus, she can't fucking manage her money for shit.  She has a low ass morgage, 347 a month and her insurance is paid by her ex husband and she gets child support and the bitch is telling me "You don't know how hard it is. I can't make it!"  Fucking bullshit, we went through her finances and she could make it easily IF SHE STOPPED SPENDING SO MUCH MONEY ON FUCKING BULLSHIT.  Then she has the fucking nerve to tell me "Well, you buy all sorts of stuff you shouldn't buy."  BITCH.  Don't fucking tell me how to manage my fucking money.  I pay my fucking bill on time and I'm not in debt.  I CAN AFFORD TO BUY MY STUPID SHIT.  You can't.  Fucking deal with it.

And then, two days ago, she gets mad because we were talking about our individual futures.  I told her for now I wanted to focus on my career and being there for my daughter.  I told her I didn't see myself married with another family in five years.  This is shit we talked about BEFORE we got together.  She said she sees herself married with another child in two years.  WHOA BITCH.  Sorry.  I'm too fucking young to have two families.  I have my life I want to lead.  Does she not have any of her own goals??  WTF?  I guess it's every hispanics goal to have 20 children before they're 30.  I'm glad my white side tells my hispanic side to shut the fuck up.

Then the bitch has the nerve to get mad at me because I'm going shopping with my ex wife to buy my daughter winter clothes.  "Oh, so I see Natalie is going."  This is what caused me to break up with her.  I said, "Yes, we're buying her winter clothes."  Then she gets into some hissy fucking mood and spouts off some shit about "Well, go to Natalie's house and fuck her."  FUCK YOU!  I'm cheating on you, but now with my ex wife!  HA-HA!  Biotch.  She can live next door to her ex husband, go to parties with him, hang out with him and even stay the night when he's sick to "take care of him."  But I can't go shopping for winter clothes with my ex wife.  FUCK YOU UP YOUR FUCKING ASS YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE.  I'd have to be fucking distinguished mentally-challenged not to believe she's not ramming his cock in the back of her throat. 

What a biggity bitch.

[Mupepe]

OH!  And she has horrible taste IN EVERYTHING.

Food: She won't eat beef.  Nope.  Just won't.  She said she doesn't have any moral, health or taste problems with it.  She just won't.  WHAT THE FUCK!?  Never got her to expand on this.

Music: She was so fucking narrowminded, it's ridiculous.  Wouldn't listen to anything with a guitar.  If it didn't have a "hot beat" and digitized instruments, she didn't want to hear it.  Plus it had to talk about stupid shit like "White T's."  Goddamn, she listened to some horrible fucking shit.  Me and her ex husband talked about it.  She has the worst taste in music either of us have ever encountered.

Movies: It better have shit blowing up or a sappy love story.  Yup.  Nothing else.  I have approximately 500 movies, she couldn't fine ONE that interested her.  Granted, taste is subjective.  But sorry bitch, I don't think I can be with you if you can't fine ONE that interests you.  Oh wait, sorry, she liked The Notebook.  My mom let me borrow it.  lolz  

She's obsessed with The Marines.  OMG, Marines are the greatest.  ooh rah  ooh rah.  SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID WHORE.  YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN IN THE MILITARY YOU FUCKING BEANER.  Holy Christ.  I have pride in my country's military, but Jesus, shut the fuck up about it.  It was just a pet peeve until I told her I didn't want to go see The Marine with John Cena.  I asked her if she knew what it was about she said no.  She only wanted to see because it was called The Marine.  What a stupid bitch.

Oh, and one day she blew up because I said I didn't believe in Holy Healers and speaking in tongues.  She threw a fucking hissy fit and started babbling about it.  Then she started asking how I could be so closed minded.  KJA;LDSJFKL;AKJF  I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IN IT.  That's just my belief, shit.  I wasn't even arguing.  I wasn't saying it wasn't possible.  I wasn't saying people who believed it were stupid.  I said I DIDN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IN IT.  What a stupid cunt.

Take care of him IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Yeah dude, seriously though. Your now ex sounds like a bitch. Stay away. And really, don't start another serious relationship until you're done sleeping around.

Oh, I know what you mean. 

And the thing is, when we first got together, she asked "Is this serious or are we just having fun?"  I said, my exact words here, "I met you by cheating on my ex girlfriend with you.  I'm just having fun.  If you have a problem with that, you need to tell me."  ;kasdjf;kldasjfkl;asdjfk

[brawndolicious]

:0...wtf?
Stay far, far away from her.

[Vizzys]

Your angry stories amuse me,

[BlackMage]

wow i fucking hate her and i never met her.

[Disposable White Guy]

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE NOT A GENTLEMAN THATS YOUR PROBLEM RIGHT THERE SON

NOT A FUCKING GENTLEMAN AT ALL!

[G The Resurrected]

Mupepe its ok theres some other fish in the sea. That sucks dude. I hate when they ask for money. Its their fucking fault they dont manage money at all.

[Mupepe]

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE NOT A GENTLEMAN THATS YOUR PROBLEM RIGHT THERE SON

NOT A FUCKING GENTLEMAN AT ALL!

Mupepe its ok theres some other fish in the sea. That sucks dude. I hate when they ask for money. Its their fucking fault they dont manage money at all.

Seriously.  I don't mind helping them out if they're having problems and something happens.  But Jesus, every week?  Nope.  Sorry.  Grow up and live within your means.

[Wobedraggled]

If you have nudes, I demand a PM

sounds cunty though, why did you even bother?

[Mupepe]

She's a freak in the sack.

And yeah, I have nudes.  PD has seen them 

[Disposable White Guy]

sounds cunty though, why did you even bother?

Anger makes the bed sheets azum

lol told ya

[BlackMage]

She's a freak in the sack.

And yeah, I have nudes.  PD has seen them 

you know what you must do

[MrAngryFace]

FHUTA?

[G The Resurrected]

Yeah that every week shit is bullshit. I'm currently living under that type of shit. She cant live within her means and she makes it where i'm the fucking bad guy if i dont pay up. I hate hearing "you owe me" WTF DO I OWE YOU BITCH? seriously ah

But its the freak in the sack damnit i know that too well. The things we do for a freak.

Yeah stick it in her ass.

[Vizzys]

Nudes you say?

[Cheebs]

How do you manage to find people around your age(23 for her, still) who somehow have already have a kid and have been married. It's insane.

People that age are in college and probably still rely on their parents!

[MrAngryFace]

I cant tell what age women/girls are anymore, it makes things dangerous for me. I dont want to date under 21, they still have stuff to figure out.

[Cheebs]

I cant tell what age women/girls are anymore, it makes things dangerous for me. I dont want to date under 21, they still have stuff to figure out.

Yes but those under 24-25 still tend to be either in college or fresh out with little experience, not have a whole lot of responsibilities and don't have kids nor been married from what I seen.

Mupepe's stories are of a world I have never seen!

[Boogie]

Mupepe its ok theres some other fish in the sea.

Like he needs you to tell him that

How do you manage to find people around your age(23 for her, still) who somehow have already have a kid and have been married. It's insane.

People that age are in college and probably still rely on their parents!

My best friend is 22, married, and had a son in September.  Have another friend who's 21 and got married in April, another 22-year old friend getting married next June, and my 20 year-old brother has been engaged for nearly a year. 

[G The Resurrected]

Sadly i see a lot of bitches with kids. And i seem to be attracted to some of them. Maybe its the allure of being a dad i dont know. But seriously when i was bar hopping and free i found a lot of young women with kids. Hell i know this one girl with a 13 year old and she's freaking 28. I still kind of liked her, and still see her often. Nothing more than a run in but damn sometimes you just wonder.

Its so strange seeing someone you've fucked while your out shopping. Just strange shit happens. Part of you remembers the sex the other part i dont know. It can get so freaking weird.

Boogie: i know it was ironic but still just giving him some encouragement.

[MrAngryFace]

I DONT WANT KIDZ! IM SELFISH!

[Wobedraggled]

She's a freak in the sack.

And yeah, I have nudes.  PD has seen them 

I have not, so make with em

[Mupepe]

How do you manage to find people around your age(23 for her, still) who somehow have already have a kid and have been married. It's insane.

People that age are in college and probably still rely on their parents!

Haha.  Different ways.  I met her at work.  A lot of the other girls with children, I meet them through friends that are in the same situation as me (child at a young age) and whatnot.  A lot of them are usually fairly mature, unlike this one.  She seems to be the exception.

However, I'm figuring out I don't want a girl that's in the same situation as me.  I want one that doesn't have responsibilities and shit, that I can live vicariously through.  But I want her to be mature.  Holy shit, that's asking a lot.

I've found one though. 

Oh and as for the nudies, if she calls me more than 5 times by midnigh, I'll post nudies.  She's at number 2 right now.

[Wobedraggled]

call call call

I just wanna see what was worth dealing with all that crapola for

[Mupepe]

call call call

I just wanna see what was worth dealing with all that crapola for

Some tig ol bitties.  A gorgeous booty, and an open mind.

Not to mention, it feels good to pull a girls hair and call her a "fucking slut" in the sack. 

[Wobedraggled]

call call call

I just wanna see what was worth dealing with all that crapola for

Not to mention, it feels good to pull a girls hair and call her a "fucking slut" in the sack. 

I can agree with that