Mirror's Edge demo: Tomorrow on PSN, Friday on XBL

[Jansen]

the controls are really easy. it takes less then a minute to get used to them.

[drew]

this game gives me a headache

[tiesto]

I want to play this, but I'm a bit hungover and this definitely does not look like the type of game to play if you're a bit sick...

[Greatness Gone]

Worst post in the history of forever

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13455749&postcount=1449

[MrAngryFace]

It's pretty fun.

[tiesto]

Game is really cool but pretty confusing. Works a bit better than I was expecting, though part of me wishes this was a 3rd person platformer... ahh well. The demo was very well-made and satisfying too.

[Van Cruncheon]

bring me my leather fuck harnesses and minotaur mask, then, because this game gave me one heckuva migraine!

[demi]

game of the year.  old man prole found dizzy in seattle sex dungeon.

he would like it if there were numbers involved

[Van Cruncheon]

can't it involve BOTH numbers AND rough gay bathroom sex

[demi]

no

[The Sceneman]

Worst post in the history of forever

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13455749&postcount=1449

wtf, that dude should be permabanned, considering what he said is technically racist

[drohne]

faith: not twelve enough for prole :'(

[Bildi]

I like that you can turn the red off. It makes the game too obvious and "follow the red."

Same, I turned it off from the start and found it great.  I'm looking forward to later levels where the path isn't so obvious as even with the red off it was still pretty obvious.

[Don Flamenco]

was pretty fun.  Like the Run Lola Run videogame I never asked for, but was happy to receive.

[Grecco]

Game Of the Year right here. Wish you played as Celeste instead of Faith though

[Van Cruncheon]

faith: not twelve enough for prole :'(

i am soooo in hate with you guys

[cool breeze]

Game Of the Year right here. Wish you played as Celeste instead of Faith though

does it matter?

white women only

[Greatness Gone]

But Faith sounds white, isn't that enough for you?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13455817&postcount=1458

[Vizzys]

faiths voice actor(ess) is white

[Smooth Groove]

yeah, i tried it last night and it didn't click -- sorry, cohen :'(

edit: i should qualify -- i just don't really groove on platforming/parkour in first-person, it seems. it all seemed choppy and migraine-inducing, to me, and there weren't any cool "vertigo" moments in the demo, ala pure or hydro thunder. i also really, really dislike having jump/slide on the left shoulder buttons.

Hydro Thunder

[The Sceneman]

Worst post in the history of forever

he's right though - it made me think ... Mrs C is asian and she doesn't talk like Mei Ling... i mean, WHAT the fuck?! she sounds like a fucking WIDE EYE.
 sounds like some C grade shite video game voice actor the SECOND she wakes up.

Fucking bitch has been holding out on me.
Let's see how her whore mouth behaves after some "corrective measures"

  :rapetime

you know what? fuck it, bitch can take the lumps while she's asleep...

lets hope Mrs C doesnt see that post   

[Smooth Groove]

Worst post in the history of forever

he's right though - it made me think ... Mrs C is asian and she doesn't talk like Mei Ling... i mean, WHAT the fuck?! she sounds like a fucking WIDE EYE.
 sounds like some C grade shite video game voice actor the SECOND she wakes up.

Fucking bitch has been holding out on me.
Let's see how her whore mouth behaves after some "corrective measures"

  :rapetime

you know what? fuck it, bitch can take the lumps while she's asleep...

lets hope Mrs C doesnt see that post   

Her eyes are probably too small to read clearly. 

[Cormacaroni]

Celeste is clearly European, she should have a "European" accent, not this American shite. hmmpf

[tiesto]

I actually like the red marking where you need to go, since I'm that person who runs around nonstop in 3D action games, confused, trying to find where to go (this was especially bad in the Halo games). I agree with Prole on the mapping of jump to LB and slide to LT, I was just like "wtf" when I saw that. Graphics are very nice, don't like the lead character design.

[The Sceneman]

Honestly, I only go to that forum for the occasional news tidbit and to read the Virtual Console thread. Soooooo many distinguished mentally-challenged fellows. Its worse than Gamefaqs. And whats even funnier is all the gaffots look down on those gfaqs boards like they are so much better than that shit

[demi]

that about wraps it up for sony...

[Greatness Gone]

The 360 version has a lighter tone? I can't see any other difference.

[demi]

No doubt a sonytard. Look closer... loser

[Vizzys]

we need apng, no gif

[Greatness Gone]

Yeah, less jaggies on the windows. Let me DL this on the 360 to see if I can deal with the controller.

[brawndolicious]

the boobs look curvier on the 360.

[Greatness Gone]

the brighter lighting gives Celeste's shirt depth in places that aren't being filled up, making her boobs more pronounced.

[MCD]

we need apng, no gif

http://d.hatena.ne.jp/yoda-dip-jp/20081101#1225547563

[Vizzys]

we need apng, no gif

http://d.hatena.ne.jp/yoda-dip-jp/20081101#1225547563

360 wins

[Greatness Gone]

Just played through the 360 demo. Much more vibrant, less jaggies. But I like the PS3 controller so much more.  :'(

I still might get the PS3 version.

[T234]

This game rocked my face.

[AdmiralViscen]

So how long is this? The achievements show something like 7 chapters. How many demo-sized levels will there be per chapter?

[Tieno]

Someone on gaf said he did about 5-6 hours on first playthrough, but think of it as a racing game since I'm sure the time attack assumes you'll be replaying levels over and over perfecting your run like you (I) do with the demo.

[cool breeze]

or think of it like Portal.  I played Portal a couple of times despite the sub-3 hours main mode.

[Oblivion]

It's okay, Prole. I feel ya on this one.

First person platformers

[ch1nchilla]

Worst post in the history of forever

he's right though - it made me think ... Mrs C is asian and she doesn't talk like Mei Ling... i mean, WHAT the fuck?! she sounds like a fucking WIDE EYE.

She's getting beaten until she sounds like some C grade shite video game voice actor the SECOND she wakes up.

Fucking bitch has been holding out on me.
Let's see how her whore mouth behaves after some "corrective measures"

  :rapetime

you know what? fuck it, bitch can take the lumps while she's asleep...

This is probably the best post I've ever read.

[Tieno]

It's okay, Prole. I feel ya on this one.

First person platformers

It's First Person Parcour

[Tieno]

god, I can't stop playing the demo. It's so short yet I've played it more times than I can count. Likely GOTY, together with Gears 2 but since ME is a new IP and very fresh concept I'll likely give it the edge.

swedes

[TakingBackSunday]

This demo kicked ass.  Definitely a must buy now for me.

[Don Flamenco]

It's okay, Prole. I feel ya on this one.

First person platformers

It's First Person Parcour

Parckour = new industry buzzword that none of us can spell. 

[Jansen]

you don't need to preorder to get time trial mode in the retail game, do you?

[Vizzys]

you don't need to preorder to get time trial mode in the retail game, do you?

im pretty sure if that was the case their would be a massive bitchfest about it by now

[brawndolicious]

you don't need to preorder to get time trial mode in the retail game, do you?

im pretty sure if that was the case their would be a massive bitchfest about it by now

that's the case.

[AdmiralViscen]

you don't need to preorder to get time trial mode in the retail game, do you?

im pretty sure if that was the case their would be a massive bitchfest about it by now

that's the case.

Are you kidding me?

[Vizzys]

some of the achievement/trophys have to do with time trials so Im thinking not

[brawndolicious]

yes, I'm an idiot.  I thought you were talking about the demo.

[ch1nchilla]

Finally just got through the demo. HOLY FUCK that was awesome.  Will definitely buy.
 

Mirror's Edge

I'm actually pretty concerned about the length, though... On my second play-through of the demo I finished incredibly quickly.