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Howard Alan Treesong

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If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« on: October 29, 2008, 08:48:38 PM »
and by bears I mean hairy gay men

http://vimeo.com/2053489?pg=embed&sec=2053489

I'm about to go SSJ over here

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arrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2008, 08:52:17 PM »
ssj?
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2008, 08:53:21 PM »
SUPER SAIYAJIN

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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2008, 08:58:50 PM »
BUT I HEAR THE QUEERS WILL TRY AND MARRY MAH DAWG
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2008, 10:39:00 PM »
Disgusting, wtf? The public face of this proposal has done its best to hide the hatred and bigotry that flues it

"I have many gay friends. But we must protect the children!"

My mom says that all the time, well not the "I have many gay friends" part. This argument that gays can't be trusted around children makes no sense to me, at all.

Interestingly my mom supports gay marriage because. In her words: "let them call it what they like. God's opinion is all that matters" :punch
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2008, 10:40:08 PM »
WTF is yes on 8?
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2008, 10:46:13 PM »
Fuck, if I was there and had seen that, I would have knocked that large animal of a woman down and stomped on her womb until unprocessed meat started sputtering from her vajayajy.
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2008, 10:48:02 PM »
Quote from: xnikki118x on October 29, 2008, 10:40:08 PM
WTF is yes on 8?

Proposition 8 is a ballot initiative in California that would overturn the Cali SC decision earlier this year that allows the distinguished effete fellows and lasses to marry each other, to be succinct.  In reality it would amend the California state Constitution to say that gays don't have the rights of straight people.  No kidding!  The campaign to get it passed has been 80% financed by the insane Mormon Church; the elders have told the parishioners to donate money and their time to campaign for it. 
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2008, 10:48:53 PM »
If I lived in Cali, I would vote against prop 8 if only to piss off the fundie nutjobs... Helping the gays is just a positive side effect :hump
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2008, 10:49:53 PM »
I read a creepy story today about Mormon families who have donated tens of thousands of dollars to Yes on 8. The church has gone all out in brainwashing their parishoners to donate, donate, donate.
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2008, 10:53:13 PM »
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on October 29, 2008, 10:49:53 PM
I read a creepy story today about Mormon families who have donated tens of thousands of dollars to Yes on 8. The church has gone all out in brainwashing their parishoners to donate, donate, donate.

Isn't a disproportionate amount of funding for the ads supporting Prop 8 funded by Mormon churches?
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2008, 10:55:21 PM »
Is this merely a first taste of the future Mormon Christian alliance to take control of the US, therefore the world?

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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2008, 10:57:43 PM »
I am all for a Mormon take over.

Magic underwear and being able to marry dead people for the motherfucking win!






* I have a new employee who is (was?) Mormon.  She has been filling me in on all the ins and outs of their religion.  Being respectful of someones religion is hard to do when they talk about being able to marry dead people.
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2008, 11:03:01 PM »
That's ridiculous.

I wanna move to California so I can vote NO ON 8!
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2008, 11:23:52 PM »
I'm not voting BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT.
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2008, 11:25:21 PM »
Quote from: Greatness Gone on October 29, 2008, 11:23:52 PM
I'm not voting BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT.

Worst homo ever.
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat
« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2008, 11:26:53 PM »
Quote from: Greatness Gone on October 29, 2008, 11:23:52 PM
I'm not voting BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT.

but you must have hopes, dreams!
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2008, 11:27:43 PM »
Quote from: Greatness Gone on October 29, 2008, 11:23:52 PM
I'm not voting BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT.

nothing edgier and more individualistic than the life of a second-class citizen

oh, would that charles dickens wanted to gay marry
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #18 on: October 29, 2008, 11:28:41 PM »
what's the chances of the Mormons winning?
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat
« Reply #19 on: October 29, 2008, 11:30:00 PM »
MOMMY, MY TEACHER SAID IT WAS OKAY FOR A PRINCE TO MARRY A PRINCE!

This is the dumbest shit ever. I don't care about marriage, i'll just slap a ring on a bitch's finger and FORCE HIM TO CALL ME HIS HUSBAND.
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat
« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2008, 12:29:08 PM »
Quote from: The Card Cheat on October 29, 2008, 08:58:50 PM
BUT I HEAR THE QUEERS WILL TRY AND MARRY MAH DAWG

Actual argument presented by my dad. Not kidding.

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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat
« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2008, 12:43:37 PM »
Quote from: mojovonio on October 30, 2008, 12:38:22 PM
WTF is 8?

Prop 8 in California, basically taking gay marriage out of the California constitution.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Proposition_8_(2008)

So, if you live in CA, vote NO NO NO NO NO
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat
« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2008, 12:47:20 PM »
Quote from: mojovonio on October 30, 2008, 12:44:57 PM
Why would you vote No?

Fucking gays have as many rights as blacks, imo. Ergo, NONE.



Okay, just clarifying:

You are racist and you hate gay people?
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat
« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2008, 01:00:31 PM »
Quote from: mojovonio on October 30, 2008, 12:49:44 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on October 30, 2008, 12:47:20 PM
Quote from: mojovonio on October 30, 2008, 12:44:57 PM
Why would you vote No?

Fucking gays have as many rights as blacks, imo. Ergo, NONE.



Okay, just clarifying:

You are racist and you hate gay people?

I hate anyone that cannot be part of the master race.

I'm just kidding, asshat.

We don't have to deal with shit like this in the great north. "BUBUBUBUBU THEYS TWO MEN!"

Still, it makes it blatantly obvious that the US government really hasn't been separated from the church as much as they should be.

Sorry, after the "Obama dummy hanging from a tree isn't that bad so fuck you" fiasco on my Facebook wall this morning my sarcasm detector is on off.

And, of course the US government hasn't separated from the church. Hasn't the last eight years proved that?
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2008, 02:55:38 PM »
It's neck and neck in the polls right now I think.

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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2008, 03:07:35 PM »
But what if you don't want kids getting taught about gay marriages in school? 
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2008, 03:29:48 PM »
Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 30, 2008, 03:07:35 PM
But what if you don't want kids getting taught about gay marriages in school?

Then you shouldn't have kids.

Parenting is a series of obligations, not rights.  It's your job to steward them towards a healthy adulthood and that does not include keeping them ignorant about the parts of reality you object to.
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2008, 03:30:55 PM »
If you move to India, you can marry anything you want.
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2008, 03:32:16 PM »
Will be voting Yes, thanks to Patel's promise of SSJ hairy fat dudes
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2008, 03:39:13 PM »
Quote from: Mandark on October 30, 2008, 03:29:48 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 30, 2008, 03:07:35 PM
But what if you don't want kids getting taught about gay marriages in school?

Then you shouldn't have kids.

Parenting is a series of obligations, not rights.  It's your job to steward them towards a healthy adulthood and that does not include keeping them ignorant about the parts of reality you object to.

Mandark with the awesome answer.
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2008, 03:46:27 PM »
A better action would be to just blow up California. Can't think of much really that California has done for us.
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2008, 03:51:47 PM »
Quote from: demi on October 30, 2008, 03:46:27 PM
A better action would be to just blow up California. Can't think of much really that California has done for us.

Uh, like the ENTIRE FUCKING PORN INDUSTRY is in Cali, even your beloved bears.
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2008, 03:51:49 PM »
Quote from: Mandark on October 30, 2008, 03:29:48 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 30, 2008, 03:07:35 PM
But what if you don't want kids getting taught about gay marriages in school?

Then you shouldn't have kids.

Parenting is a series of obligations, not rights.  It's your job to steward them towards a healthy adulthood and that does not include keeping them ignorant about the parts of reality you object to.

Also marriage doesn't even come up much in kindergarden and grade school in general, outside of "what does your mommy/daddy do" presentations. And if it did come up I doubt schools would change their curriculum to include pictures of same sex couples.
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2008, 03:56:25 PM »
What exactly is the argument against gay marriage being taught in schools?  Do people expect prop 8 to make teachers teach that to be gay is wrong?  Do we need just one mormon-powered proposition pushed to become Nazi Germany?
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2008, 03:56:56 PM »
Quote from: The Card Cheat on October 30, 2008, 03:51:47 PM
Quote from: demi on October 30, 2008, 03:46:27 PM
A better action would be to just blow up California. Can't think of much really that California has done for us.

Uh, like the ENTIRE FUCKING PORN INDUSTRY is in Cali, even your beloved bears.

Ok, I will remember that the next time I am jacking off to a couple from Chicago online
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2008, 03:58:11 PM »
Quote from: am nintenho on October 30, 2008, 03:56:25 PM
What exactly is the argument against gay marriage being taught in schools?  Do people expect prop 8 to make teachers teach that to be gay is wrong?  Do we need just one mormon-powered proposition pushed to become Nazi Germany?


Because the religious anti-gay crowd thinks homosexuality is a choice I guess they feel that exposing small children to it at an early age could influence their sexual development/possibly make them go gay
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2008, 04:04:14 PM »
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on October 30, 2008, 04:02:25 PM
Wait till they get to the mandatory Pure Anal textbooks in 6th grade.

At least scores will go up on the analgebra portion of the SATs.
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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2008, 04:05:29 PM »
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on October 30, 2008, 03:27:11 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 30, 2008, 03:07:35 PM
But what if you don't want kids getting taught about straight marriages in school? 
???

Just trollin'! 

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Re: If you vote Yes on 8 I hope you get hit by a bus full of bears and they eat you
« Reply #38 on: October 30, 2008, 04:08:06 PM »
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on October 30, 2008, 04:06:53 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on October 30, 2008, 04:04:14 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on October 30, 2008, 04:02:25 PM
Wait till they get to the mandatory Pure Anal textbooks in 6th grade.

At least scores will go up on the analgebra portion of the SATs.
Maybe we can start catching up with the asian countries!
I dunno.  Americans don't seem to have the natural aptitude for bukkakogy that asians do.  Might be a lost cause there.
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