Author Topic: What's your favorite sexual position? (Read 9903 times)

Garnet · « **Reply #60 on:** November 27, 2006, 01:16:41 PM »

Missionary but with my legs resting on his shoulders and he has to be on his feet rather than knees, that way I can also grab his knees and help him thrust hard into me. No idea what that position is called.

Second is Doggy, but where my head is actually on the pillow, with some hair pulling going on. Makes me arse look super great!

TVC15 · « **Reply #61 on:** November 27, 2006, 01:52:05 PM »

What the fuck is this? A thread about favorite sexual positions started by a career virgin? This just serves as evidence that people will run with the flimsiest excuses to post about sex, and even worse, employ extreme braggadocio to show off their "experience" or "prowess."

SHITEBIN. PD making a thread about favorite sexual positions is just as inessential as me making a thread about my favorite types of ham radios.

Mupepe · « **Reply #62 on:** November 27, 2006, 01:54:26 PM »

Come on, buddy. We're just giving PD some awesome wank material.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #63 on:** November 27, 2006, 02:25:56 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 27, 2006, 01:52:05 PM

What the fuck is this? A thread about favorite sexual positions started by a career virgin? This just serves as evidence that people will run with the flimsiest excuses to post about sex, and even worse, employ extreme braggadocio to show off their "experience" or "prowess."

SHITEBIN. PD making a thread about favorite sexual positions is just as inessential as me making a thread about my favorite types of ham radios.

You're just mad that you're a virgin in the closet.

TVC15 · « **Reply #64 on:** November 27, 2006, 02:27:23 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2006, 02:25:56 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 27, 2006, 01:52:05 PM
What the fuck is this? A thread about favorite sexual positions started by a career virgin? This just serves as evidence that people will run with the flimsiest excuses to post about sex, and even worse, employ extreme braggadocio to show off their "experience" or "prowess."

SHITEBIN. PD making a thread about favorite sexual positions is just as inessential as me making a thread about my favorite types of ham radios.

You're just mad that you're a virgin in the closet.

What's your favorite type of ham radio PD? I'd expect you of all people to have an answer for that one.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #65 on:** November 27, 2006, 02:39:46 PM »

My favorite positions are the Frogger and Donkey Style.

Vizzys · « **Reply #66 on:** November 27, 2006, 02:48:13 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Doggy_Sex_Position.png

TVC15 · « **Reply #67 on:** November 27, 2006, 04:20:20 PM »

Anyway this is my favorite position:

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #68 on:** November 27, 2006, 04:38:35 PM »

Cowgirl, with a peeny up the poopin' shaft.

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Never tried it myself, though...

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Himu · « **Reply #69 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:17:16 PM »

The position that FEELS the best is the cowgirl. I love it when they bounce on your nuts. The reverse cowgirl is great too. One way to make it feel ever better is to latch onto their arms so you have more force, and drill it. omggg.

Also, the fact the girl is on top is arousing. Completely. I love a strong woman.

Mupepe · « **Reply #70 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:18:00 PM »

Admit it, Himuro. No girl has ever bounced on your nuts before! lolz j/k

Himu · « **Reply #71 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:18:22 PM »

Wrong.

Mupepe · « **Reply #72 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:20:32 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 27, 2006, 05:18:22 PM

Wrong.

I've bounced on your nuts before.

BlackMage · « **Reply #73 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:21:12 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 27, 2006, 05:20:32 PM

Quote from: Himuro on November 27, 2006, 05:18:22 PM
Wrong.
I've bounced on your nuts before.

you wouldn't survive

Himu · « **Reply #74 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:21:20 PM »

STOP FLIRTING!!!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #75 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:23:26 PM »

Phoenix just made this thread so he can create a scenario in his head based off our actual sexual position preferences. I'm proud to say that I may or may not be on his mind as he pumps one out

You go PhoenixDark! and remember, when I climax my lips pucker up like Daniel Craig from Casino Royale

The Black Brad Pitt · « **Reply #76 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:27:36 PM »

Ill have to say doggy providing i can make the back of her head touch her back by using her hair as a handbrake.

The last girl i was spoiled me in terms of kinky-ness that sex just isnt the same anymore..

BlackMage · « **Reply #77 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:28:38 PM »

Quote from: The Black Brad Pitt on November 27, 2006, 05:27:36 PM

Ill have to say doggy providing i can make the back of her head touch her back by using her hair as a handbrake.

with the ugly bitches you bang, i'm not surprised doggy is your favorite position.

The Black Brad Pitt · « **Reply #78 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:30:08 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on November 27, 2006, 05:28:38 PM

Quote from: The Black Brad Pitt on November 27, 2006, 05:27:36 PM
Ill have to say doggy providing i can make the back of her head touch her back by using her hair as a handbrake.

with the ugly bitches you bang, i'm not surprised doggy is your favorite position.

That was almost funny.

Mupepe · « **Reply #79 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:31:38 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on November 27, 2006, 05:28:38 PM

Quote from: The Black Brad Pitt on November 27, 2006, 05:27:36 PM
Ill have to say doggy providing i can make the back of her head touch her back by using her hair as a handbrake.

with the ugly bitches you bang, i'm not surprised doggy is your favorite position.

BlackMage · « **Reply #80 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:33:27 PM »

Quote from: The Black Brad Pitt on November 27, 2006, 05:30:08 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on November 27, 2006, 05:28:38 PM
Quote from: The Black Brad Pitt on November 27, 2006, 05:27:36 PM
Ill have to say doggy providing i can make the back of her head touch her back by using her hair as a handbrake.

with the ugly bitches you bang, i'm not surprised doggy is your favorite position.
That was almost funny.

hey, its cool. even women who look like the female version of quazimoto need lovin.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #81 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:38:24 PM »

any of the ones where Willco is ballgagged and locked in my basement.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #82 on:** December 01, 2006, 12:52:25 PM »

Kelly Ripa is demonstrating my favorite position. And she's demonstrating something else too

_heidi_sue · « **Reply #83 on:** December 01, 2006, 03:39:42 PM »

the last time i answered this question, it took me a very long time to justify my answer so i'll just say, i like freaky stuff

Thee Reverend Gary Davis · « **Reply #84 on:** December 01, 2006, 03:42:01 PM »

crying in the korner.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #85 on:** December 01, 2006, 03:44:55 PM »

Quote from: _heidi_sue on December 01, 2006, 03:39:42 PM

the last time i answered this question, it took me a very long time to justify my answer so i'll just say, i like freaky stuff

You're a rapist aren't you?

_heidi_sue · « **Reply #86 on:** December 01, 2006, 03:47:39 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2006, 03:44:55 PM

Quote from: _heidi_sue on December 01, 2006, 03:39:42 PM
the last time i answered this question, it took me a very long time to justify my answer so i'll just say, i like freaky stuff

You're a rapist aren't you?

can't rape the willing!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #87 on:** December 01, 2006, 04:53:45 PM »

hey that's my line.

Bacon · « **Reply #88 on:** December 01, 2006, 05:12:55 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 01, 2006, 12:52:25 PM

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Kelly Ripa is demonstrating my favorite position. And she's demonstrating something else too

That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #89 on:** December 01, 2006, 05:21:07 PM »

That's sweet but I don't have any male-to-male connectors. $:-\$

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Author Topic: What's your favorite sexual position? (Read 9903 times)